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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"So WHAT DO THE FUCKING BIRDS have to talk about???
They wake me up at 3.30am, and keep me awake til about 2am!!!
Thats NOT much fecking sleep  "
Birds twittering aint good, better than fecking dogs barking though  |
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"So WHAT DO THE FUCKING BIRDS have to talk about???
They wake me up at 3.30am, and keep me awake til about 2am!!!
Thats NOT much fecking sleep "
Bloody hell do you sleep in a tree or on second thoughts you are a tree if i remember lol.
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"So WHAT DO THE FUCKING BIRDS have to talk about???
They wake me up at 3.30am, and keep me awake til about 2am!!!
Thats NOT much fecking sleep
Bloody hell do you sleep in a tree or on second thoughts you are a tree if i remember lol.
Steve "
At one with naure hunny.
Wanna get nekkid????
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"So WHAT DO THE FUCKING BIRDS have to talk about???
They wake me up at 3.30am, and keep me awake til about 2am!!!
Thats NOT much fecking sleep
Bloody hell do you sleep in a tree or on second thoughts you are a tree if i remember lol.
Steve
At one with naure hunny.
Wanna get nekkid????
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Hell yes it sounds great fun
Steve |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"So WHAT DO THE FUCKING BIRDS have to talk about???
They wake me up at 3.30am, and keep me awake til about 2am!!!
Thats NOT much fecking sleep
Bloody hell do you sleep in a tree or on second thoughts you are a tree if i remember lol.
Steve
At one with naure hunny.
Wanna get nekkid????
Hell yes it sounds great fun
Steve "
Wooohoooo.
I am gonna make a date your way in the very near future you
THEN you will know about it xxxx |
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over a year ago
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"So WHAT DO THE FUCKING BIRDS"
Starling: Did you see the match at the weekend?
Sparrow: Yeah, United were fookin shite, weren't they?
Starling: Too fookin right! I'm gonna fly over there and crap on their cars! Wankers!
Sparrow: Do you find targetting at high altitude easy then?
Starling: It takes a bit of practice but you gotta check your line of sight before letting go.
Sparrow: What do you mean?
Starling: Well, the last thing you want, just as you're about to take a dump, is some fookin blackbird dropping his load all over ya head.
Sparrow: I know what you mean, one of them fookers got me the other day, had to flap like fuck just to stay airborne!
Starling: Cunts!
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There ya go, that's what they talk about. Just chatting about their day really. |
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"So WHAT DO THE FUCKING BIRDS have to talk about???
They wake me up at 3.30am, and keep me awake til about 2am!!!
Thats NOT much fecking sleep
Bloody hell do you sleep in a tree or on second thoughts you are a tree if i remember lol.
Steve
At one with naure hunny.
Wanna get nekkid????
Hell yes it sounds great fun
Steve
Wooohoooo.
I am gonna make a date your way in the very near future you
THEN you will know about it xxxx"
Yessssss.
Have just dispatched Zoe off to get your room read, what time you gonna get here.
Steve |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
Notting |
"So WHAT DO THE FUCKING BIRDS have to talk about???
They wake me up at 3.30am, and keep me awake til about 2am!!!
Thats NOT much fecking sleep
Bloody hell do you sleep in a tree or on second thoughts you are a tree if i remember lol.
Steve
At one with naure hunny.
Wanna get nekkid????
Hell yes it sounds great fun
Steve
Wooohoooo.
I am gonna make a date your way in the very near future you
THEN you will know about it xxxx
Yessssss.
Have just dispatched Zoe off to get your room read, what time you gonna get here.
Steve "
Get MY room ready???
I am kipping in with Zoe!!!
LOL xxxx |
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"So WHAT DO THE FUCKING BIRDS have to talk about???
They wake me up at 3.30am, and keep me awake til about 2am!!!
Thats NOT much fecking sleep
Bloody hell do you sleep in a tree or on second thoughts you are a tree if i remember lol.
Steve
At one with naure hunny.
Wanna get nekkid????
Hell yes it sounds great fun
Steve
Wooohoooo.
I am gonna make a date your way in the very near future you
THEN you will know about it xxxx
Yessssss.
Have just dispatched Zoe off to get your room read, what time you gonna get here.
Steve
Get MY room ready???
I am kipping in with Zoe!!!
LOL xxxx"
Was thinking big bed and getting you in between us TBH 
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"But isnt it good when you have had a great night out and you come home with the birds singing "
My bird sings so badly i have to stop her doing it. We cant go back to some kareoke bars Zoe has sung so bad lol
Steve |
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"But isnt it good when you have had a great night out and you come home with the birds singing
My bird sings so badly i have to stop her doing it. We cant go back to some kareoke bars Zoe has sung so bad lol
Steve "
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