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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

Can someone please explain to me how when you've got a cold and your nose is literally dripping that when you try and blow it nothing comes out????

It's one of life's mysteries I tell ya!!!

Same as where do all the teaspoons go?

Who pinches one of each pair of my sons socks while they are in the washing machine?

Why do my neighbours wait till 10pm sling their glass bottles in the recycle bin as loudly as possible??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can someone please explain to me how when you've got a cold and your nose is literally dripping that when you try and blow it nothing comes out????

It's one of life's mysteries I tell ya!!!

Same as where do all the teaspoons go?

Who pinches one of each pair of my sons socks while they are in the washing machine?

Why do my neighbours wait till 10pm sling their glass bottles in the recycle bin as loudly as possible?? "

we must have about 15 tea spoons but there is never one in the drawer when i want one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My neighbour does his hoovering at seven thirty every Saturday morning.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"My neighbour does his hoovering at seven thirty every Saturday morning. "

See that wouldn't bother me as I'm always up then but a few years ago it would of done.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Can someone please explain to me how when you've got a cold and your nose is literally dripping that when you try and blow it nothing comes out????

It's one of life's mysteries I tell ya!!!

Same as where do all the teaspoons go?

Who pinches one of each pair of my sons socks while they are in the washing machine?

Why do my neighbours wait till 10pm sling their glass bottles in the recycle bin as loudly as possible?? we must have about 15 tea spoons but there is never one in the drawer when i want one"

Where the hell do they go??

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them.

It's the Borrowers for most things.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them.

It's the Borrowers for most things.

"

Even the snot???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do you always kick something when you have nothing on your feet?? Ouuuuch!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them.

It's the Borrowers for most things.

Even the snot??? "

The snot even foxes the most brilliant scientists, we've got no hope on here

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them.

It's the Borrowers for most things.

Even the snot??? "

Yes. You said yourself that you blow and nothing happens - they've borrowed it. They return it as soon as you stop trying to blow.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Why do you always kick something when you have nothing on your feet?? Ouuuuch!! "

Or stand on an upturned plug, Lego or hot wheels cars!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do you always kick something when you have nothing on your feet?? Ouuuuch!! "

I find wearing boots when kicking things stops that

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them.

It's the Borrowers for most things.

Even the snot???

The snot even foxes the most brilliant scientists, we've got no hope on here "

Does it??? Well then I'm never gonna find out the answer to that one am I!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They wouldn't be mysteries if we solved them.

It's the Borrowers for most things.

Even the snot???

Yes. You said yourself that you blow and nothing happens - they've borrowed it. They return it as soon as you stop trying to blow.

"

They return it at the exact moment you don't have a tissue and you sneeze

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Glutous. You need to call the SnotBusters.

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"......

Who pinches one of each pair of my sons socks while they are in the washing machine?

..... "

Invest in 20 or so identical pairs. The sock theft suddenly stops.

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