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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well sex is like chocolate...
once I have it, I want a lot more....
May have to do with some giant choc buttons today... "
Since im getting no sex at the moment im having to make do with salted caramel choccie eggs...im almost not missing sex anymore  |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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"So the question is then - If sex is like chocolate, what sort of chocolate would your sex be?"
Well certain chocolate that I enjoy is often advertised as being "dark, smooth, and sensuous". So........??   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So the question is then - If sex is like chocolate, what sort of chocolate would your sex be?"
Cream Egg...
Take off the wrapping, glide my tongue around the top, until it's mushy enough to drive it into the creamy centre...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So the question is then - If sex is like chocolate, what sort of chocolate would your sex be?
Cream Egg...
Take off the wrapping, glide my tongue around the top, until it's mushy enough to drive it into the creamy centre... "
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