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over a year ago
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"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby 
Yep x catching up though "
You will never catch me up . Unless I start counting backwards on me birthdays from now on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby
Yep x catching up though You will never catch me up . Unless I start counting backwards on me birthdays from now on "
Good point your only as old as the woman U feel  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby
Yep x catching up though You will never catch me up . Unless I start counting backwards on me birthdays from now on
Good point your only as old as the woman U feel "
Will let yer know how old . When I feel one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby
Yep x catching up though You will never catch me up . Unless I start counting backwards on me birthdays from now on
Good point your only as old as the woman U feel Will let yer know how old . When I feel one "
Haha your too old to tell me though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Gd Morning all x im a spring chicken on this thread,wide awake at work oh yeah . Your just a baby
Yep x catching up though You will never catch me up . Unless I start counting backwards on me birthdays from now on
Good point your only as old as the woman U feel Will let yer know how old . When I feel one
Haha your too old to tell me though "
Thanks . Feel better now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You blooooming Wuss.. Scared of a moth cmon man .. Grow some balls and get that kettle on ... Pfft moth .. Shakes head and rolls eyes .. Men!!!  This is not your common moth !!! It has a 12 ft wingspan I tell yer  "
Morning, this is making me chuckle and I'm so not a morning person.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You blooooming Wuss.. Scared of a moth cmon man .. Grow some balls and get that kettle on ... Pfft moth .. Shakes head and rolls eyes .. Men!!! This is not your common moth !!! It has a 12 ft wingspan I tell yer
Morning, this is making me chuckle and I'm so not a morning person. You would not laugh if you saw it . Its massive . Its trying my clothes on before eating them "
This is where a video upload bit would be good!
Can't you catch it and chuck it out the window? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You blooooming Wuss.. Scared of a moth cmon man .. Grow some balls and get that kettle on ... Pfft moth .. Shakes head and rolls eyes .. Men!!! This is not your common moth !!! It has a 12 ft wingspan I tell yer
Morning, this is making me chuckle and I'm so not a morning person. You would not laugh if you saw it . Its missive . Its trying my clothes on before eating them
This is where a video upload bit would be good!
Can't you catch it and chuck it out the window? "
Catch it !!! No way . It needs tranquilising .it is honestly the size of a Golden eagle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning can you lot keep the noise down and will someone go splat that moth so the big Jessie can get out of bed and whoever decides to put the kettle on mines a coffee with 2 sugars thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning all,
I have got to say Toshn you have cheered my morning up all ready, but I do believe that you are on kettle duty and mines a coffee with one sugar please x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning everyone. I have to get up because a cocker spaniel makes me. He's very afraid of moths and I wouldn't know how to make a cheesecake. I could do with another coffee though please someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wjy not just ask the moth to put the kettle on, may be its gagging too.
Morning everyone.
Big game today. Xx"
Especially after a couple of hours of violating Tosh..
Morning All... |
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"Good morning everyone, glad I'm not the only mad person that is up so early, although I have made a coffee and climbed back into bed."
Same here. Woke up early, had a perv and a forum read, got up, made brekkie, changed the sheets and set the laundry off then climbed back into my freshly made bed.
Got my book, my phone, the remote.and the cats and I'm staying put. |
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"Good morning everyone, glad I'm not the only mad person that is up so early, although I have made a coffee and climbed back into bed.
Same here. Woke up early, had a perv and a forum read, got up, made brekkie, changed the sheets and set the laundry off then climbed back into my freshly made bed.
Got my book, my phone, the remote.and the cats and I'm staying put. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm awake and alive . The moth is in my bed and I'm on the couch . No room for both of us . Don't think it violated me .xx"
And there was me concerned it had eaten you .... (refer to other thread) as you had gone silent lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm awake and alive . The moth is in my bed and I'm on the couch . No room for both of us . Don't think it violated me .xx
And there was me concerned it had eaten you .... (refer to other thread) as you had gone silent lol "
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Hiding and staying quite . It wanted me .Sexualy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put it on here but got no sympathy  "
u were given good advice about sucking it up the hoover ...... spose it just depends where it had landed as u said it was after u sexually ............ oooops will get my coat now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im awaiting the moths VERI....
Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet
don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it
HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER "
how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im awaiting the moths VERI....
Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet
don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it
HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER
how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth??? "
and what was your weapon of choice? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im awaiting the moths VERI....
Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet
don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it
HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER
how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???
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Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im awaiting the moths VERI....
Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet
don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it
HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER
how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???
Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard "
what u giving it for breakfast when it wakes up? |
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"Im awaiting the moths VERI....
Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet
don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it
HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER
how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???
Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard "
So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?
The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im awaiting the moths VERI....
Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet
don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it
HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER
how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???
Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard
So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?
The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth. "
I wanna know what he measured it with |
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"Im awaiting the moths VERI....
Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet
don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it
HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER
how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???
Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard
So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?
The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth.
I wanna know what he measured it with "
D'oh! An albatross! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im awaiting the moths VERI....
Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet
don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it
HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER
how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???
Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard
So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?
The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth. "
Excuse me You may ridicule but this was not your average moth . Monstrous is the word I would use . Talk about moth balls pfft !!! |
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"Im awaiting the moths VERI....
Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet
don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it
HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER
how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???
Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard
So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?
The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth. Excuse me You may ridicule but this was not your average moth . Monstrous is the word I would use . Talk about moth balls pfft !!! "
He tea bagged you!!!
Hope he shaved first. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im awaiting the moths VERI....
Lets hope its a fem cos otherwise it'll ge mosning it cant get a meet
don't think its female the way Tosh was describing it.... Trust me !! This moth was all man .. I think I killed it
HAIL SIR TOSH THE MOTH KILLER
how many hours did it take you to pluck up courage to kill a defenceless moth???
Shush don't tell anyone but its not really dead !! Its still in my bed its having a lie in .. Was just trying to look cool and hard
So you let the moth bum you till it was knackered and fell asleep?
The next thread is going to be about you moving house cos you're too much of a wuss to deal with a moth. Excuse me You may ridicule but this was not your average moth . Monstrous is the word I would use . Talk about moth balls pfft !!!
He tea bagged you!!!
Hope he shaved first. "
Don't wanna talk about it Ive been violated . . Having just spent a night with
Mr moth I can only say it was a experience . He came into my home and took me .His wings where out of this world mmmmm . I won't say too much what happened in the bedroom . Thats between me and the moth . Till next time mwah |
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