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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
hello has anyone seen the clip of me going around of dong a lynx can? lol or is it bs? x |
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I blame the secure hospital units myself |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
someone has told me there is a clip of me going around  wanted to know if its real??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lockdown!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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whats that in english  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"someone has told me there is a clip of me going around wanted to know if its real???"
well you tell us, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is not easy to do....really it isn't....but i am so confused  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a clip of you with a Lynx can up your Hoop ?  |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
has anyone seen it? show me please if you hav it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a clip of you with a Lynx can up your Hoop ? "
Don't ask!!
no really please don't ask!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"has anyone seen it? show me please if you hav it "
Give us a clue fella, is it a clip of you getting Bum Burgaled wit a can of Lynx for the effect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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they're coming to take me away...ha ha he he |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a clip of you with a Lynx can up your Hoop ?
Don't ask!!
no really please don't ask!! "
it must be a special Lynx for BO,
Bum Odour |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
you seen it? and yes its a lynx can in anal! |
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noooooooooooooooo
lol i thought this was all over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you do it ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they're coming to take me away...ha ha he he "
yeah....but that's coz ur crazy fella  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is it lynx chocolate?
lynx twist? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you seen it? and yes its a lynx can in anal!"
I wondered where my lynx vice had disappeared to.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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em if you did it, surley u know who filmed it !!! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"is it lynx chocolate?
lynx twist?"
lynx with a hint of babyoil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is sat here wincing and laughing my knockers off at the same time!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they're coming to take me away...ha ha he he
yeah....but that's coz ur crazy fella "
Im only crazy cos Im your student.. |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
dunno who filmed it but i wanna see the clip, |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
you seen it then ? lol cumon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they're coming to take me away...ha ha he he
yeah....but that's coz ur crazy fella
Im only crazy cos Im your student.. "
aaahhhh.....glasshopper....when u can walk on lice paper without leaving mark...then u are leady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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try looking on utube for it |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"you seen it then ? lol cumon "
i have a pineapple here, that any good? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you seen it then ? lol cumon i have a pineapple here, that any good? "
ouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they're coming to take me away...ha ha he he
yeah....but that's coz ur crazy fella
Im only crazy cos Im your student..
aaahhhh.....glasshopper....when u can walk on lice paper without leaving mark...then u are leady "
Makes a change from wax on wax off... i was getting sick of seeing ya pubes on my duck tape..... |
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I think if a guy loves things up his bum so much he should go out and get himself a fella..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well if you can take pictures of yourself with a cucumber up your arse in that position then I'm sure you are capable of videoing it with webcam also... Stop attention seeking!!!!!! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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i saw the original, but i have glimpsed a part two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think if a guy loves things up his bum so much he should go out and get himself a fella....."
and eventually some adult nappies |
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"Well if you can take pictures of yourself with a cucumber up your arse in that position then I'm sure you are capable of videoing it with webcam also... Stop attention seeking!!!!!! "
He's not attention seeking....he's cock seeking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they're coming to take me away...ha ha he he
yeah....but that's coz ur crazy fella
Im only crazy cos Im your student..
aaahhhh.....glasshopper....when u can walk on lice paper without leaving mark...then u are leady
Makes a change from wax on wax off... i was getting sick of seeing ya pubes on my duck tape..... "
but it leaves me feeling silky smooth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Real men aren't into bum fun, oh no, they like cock fingering. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is there a doctor in the house!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think if a guy loves things up his bum so much he should go out and get himself a fella....."
If he fancies a prick up his Bum he could get himself a Hedgehog, sorry wrong forum and site |
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Note to the OP...
Gandy Street Exeter, a nice bar called The Vaults, you can meet some nice new friends there....and you will get more than a Lynx can up your tradesmans entrance.... |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
im not i just wanna know if anyone has really seen the clip?? or is it bs!! if its out there then let me see its real |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Real men aren't into bum fun, oh no, they like cock fingering. "
pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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right who left the doors open?? xx
and is it lynx or supermarkets own brand? im fussy about those kind of things! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pay off my debt and the video will be returned.
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
someone sent me the link pretty please x |
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"someone sent me the link pretty please x"
I'll send you a trade size can of Lynx instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"someone sent me the link pretty please x"
just the link or a couple of Lynx ? |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
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I've seen the one you did with the butternut squash. And the one with the glass jar that breaks.....owowowowow.
Are you suggesting that you don't know if there is such a video? Were you unconscious when it was filmed? That would explain a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i saw the original, but i have glimpsed a part two
A No2 ? "
ooooh.....it's being serialised then??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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group vote time!!
1 pineapple
2 watermelon
3 trade size tin of nescafe
any more suggestion then we can vote what gets rammed up there next?
or maybe his head....x |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
ok now i know there is no vid ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"group vote time!!
1 pineapple
2 watermelon
3 trade size tin of nescafe
any more suggestion then we can vote what gets rammed up there next?
or maybe his head....x "
the watermelon......now...that would be eye watering |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"group vote time!!
1 pineapple
2 watermelon
3 trade size tin of nescafe
any more suggestion then we can vote what gets rammed up there next?
or maybe his head....x "
A Mini Metro |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok now i know there is no vid !"
Believe me pal, there is!
Pink Sock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i saw the original, but i have glimpsed a part two
A No2 ? "
somehow i dont think he have any problems with number 2's
the pink sock is in my mind!! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pink sock?"
Yes Pink Sock |
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"group vote time!!
1 pineapple
2 watermelon
3 trade size tin of nescafe
any more suggestion then we can vote what gets rammed up there next?
or maybe his head....x "
Well I have got a nice bottle of Don Perignon 2000 that hubby was saving for when Thatcher dies, could shove that bottom side up his jacksy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"group vote time!!
1 pineapple
2 watermelon
3 trade size tin of nescafe
any more suggestion then we can vote what gets rammed up there next?
or maybe his head....x
A Mini Metro "
I'm hiding my mini Clubman now, but not anywhere dark and tunnel-like! |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
prove and send me the link |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"group vote time!!
1 pineapple
2 watermelon
3 trade size tin of nescafe
any more suggestion then we can vote what gets rammed up there next?
or maybe his head....x
Well I have got a nice bottle of Don Perignon 2000 that hubby was saving for when Thatcher dies, could shove that bottom side up his jacksy"
can we do it once she snuffs it?? way things are goin he wont need lube and it would make a fantastic party piece!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i saw the original, but i have glimpsed a part two
A No2 ?
somehow i dont think he have any problems with number 2's
the pink sock is in my mind!! x"
prolapse? |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
ive tried and nothing so no vid |
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I'm guessing this guy has more deliveries to his Tradesmans entrance than Buckingham Palace... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i saw the original, but i have glimpsed a part two
A No2 ?
somehow i dont think he have any problems with number 2's
the pink sock is in my mind!! x
prolapse? "
its gotta happen!!
the opening post says it all for me and my amatuer psychologist insight when he says dong a lynx can instead of doin!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i saw the original, but i have glimpsed a part two
A No2 ?
somehow i dont think he have any problems with number 2's
the pink sock is in my mind!! x
prolapse? "
LMAO!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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WE DONT BLOODY CARE!!!
YOU COULD BE RAMMING THE STOCK OF TESCO EXTRA UP THERE GETTIN FILMED BY THE BBC AND WE STILL WOULDNT CARE!!!!!!!!
is that clear enough?/xx |
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There aren't many days I sit here glad that I have work to do. |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
alright gobby! i just wanted to know if there was a vid arounds thats all |
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"alright gobby! i just wanted to know if there was a vid arounds thats all "
It's your arse.....only you would know |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
nope i love cuucmber too x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not even wincing anymore just sat here laughing!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks peeps this has reminded me I need to do an online Tesco shop! |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
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"Thanks peeps this has reminded me I need to do an online Tesco shop! "
Oohhh get me a box of Crunchy Nut will ya babes...ta xx |
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I'll put the OP out of his misery as I am fairly local to him.
Yes, I was walking along the Esplanade in Exmouth yesterday afternoon and saw stills downloaded from your Lynx video plastered all over the lamposts.
Now everyone in Exmouth knows you like things stuck up your bum....happy now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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think mznwty should now change her name to gobby!! oh the cheek of it all!! |
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Well Stokes greengrocers in Magnolia walk in Exmouth have banned you for life, because you keep stroking the Marrows and Butternut Squash and drooling....your bum is famous in the town now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"think mznwty should now change her name to gobby!! oh the cheek of it all!! "
I thought mznwty was welsh for gobby. |
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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
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did I miss anything while my fanny was getting a licking?
sooooo can someone tell me what this is all about
having a blonde moment |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
"did I miss anything while my fanny was getting a licking?
sooooo can someone tell me what this is all about
having a blonde moment"
Seems the OP is marketing his latest video |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cry for attention me thinks |
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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5 |
AH
well I've only got 35p to my name
so I'll pass lol |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
"cry for attention me thinks "
I thought so too...its those pants ooops sorry you ment the OP hehehhehehehehe xx |
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He's gone to check in town to see if his photo is flyposted all over the place...I think he actually believed it. |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
Should have told him we have all made copies and are flyposting round the country....I think he would like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me thinks the OP has been allowed out for the day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's gone to check in town to see if his photo is flyposted all over the place...I think he actually believed it."
either that or to make a new video. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks peeps this has reminded me I need to do an online Tesco shop!
Oohhh get me a box of Crunchy Nut will ya babes...ta xx"
Think there's enough nuts here already hun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's gone to check in town to see if his photo is flyposted all over the place...I think he actually believed it.
either that or to make a new video. "
He's PM'ing everyone in this forum post now.... you have been warned!  |
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The OP is a perfect advert for maintaining secure hospital units and making them exempt from possible Tory cutbacks..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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u took the words right out of my mouth laine!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cry for attention me thinks
I thought so too...its those pants ooops sorry you ment the OP hehehhehehehehe xx"
sussed |
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why a lynx can but fs fella get a grip, if you want try something away and get an empty jam jar and but put it in bottom end first then up till the lid, please let us know the results haha |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
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"He's gone to check in town to see if his photo is flyposted all over the place...I think he actually believed it.
either that or to make a new video.
He's PM'ing everyone in this forum post now.... you have been warned! "
just deleted it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why a lynx can but fs fella get a grip, if you want try something away and get an empty jam jar and but put it in bottom end first then up till the lid, please let us know the results haha"
I saw a pic in the nuts magazine of a guy with the fat end of a Lambrini bottle up his hoop , why was the only comment I could make about it. |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
please do find it and let me see! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"please do find it and let me see! "
try looking for it yourself |
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If you took the video yourself you would have seen it, or do you think your bedroom is bugged by MI5? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"think mznwty should now change her name to gobby!! oh the cheek of it all!!
I thought mznwty was welsh for gobby. "
im not bloody welsh!!!
i may be gobby but at least my arse not gettin used for a shoppin bag!!! xx |
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"please do find it and let me see! "
Didn't you keep a copy? |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
no but someone send someone rec on msn and was passing it around i just wanted to know if its eally been rec thats all sorry for asking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Done my tesco online shop, strangely I refrained from buying cucumbers, butternut squash, pots of jam, cans of lynx and bottles of lambrini( vile stuff that is only fit for putting up a bottom lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no but someone send someone rec on msn and was passing it around i just wanted to know if its eally been rec thats all sorry for asking"
i don't understand this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no but someone send someone rec on msn and was passing it around i just wanted to know if its eally been rec thats all sorry for asking"
well if you gonna take that risk then of course someone is probably to pass it around use some common sense!!!
why do you think youtube etc so popular??
because some idiot doin stupid stuff with vegetables and household objects if gonna make someone laugh!!
god give me strength!!!
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"Done my tesco online shop, strangely I refrained from buying cucumbers, butternut squash, pots of jam, cans of lynx and bottles of lambrini( vile stuff that is only fit for putting up a bottom lol) "
didnt do s very big shop then lol just enough to get it sent till your front door lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no but someone send someone rec on msn and was passing it around i just wanted to know if its eally been rec thats all sorry for asking"
Perhaps there's a lesson be learned from all that eh?
Lets see if you can get it? |
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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago
exmouth |
if only it was on youtube! |
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"no but someone send someone rec on msn and was passing it around i just wanted to know if its eally been rec thats all sorry for asking
Perhaps there's a lesson be learned from all that eh?
Lets see if you can get it? "
The can did get it - that's the problem! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no but someone send someone rec on msn and was passing it around i just wanted to know if its eally been rec thats all sorry for asking
Perhaps there's a lesson be learned from all that eh?
Lets see if you can get it?
The can did get it - that's the problem!"
Well perhaps we can stop other inanimate objects having to suffer becoming overnight celebrities too? |
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Is the footage called "Gapping Arse - The Lynx Effect" ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"someone has told me there is a clip of me going around wanted to know if its real???"
just to be clear cause I really cant be arsed reading the entire thread, you think you've been filmed getting your pleasure from a lynx can? need to ask your self some questions, have you actually done this? was there a camera present when you did?, if so was the holder of said camera trusted not to copy it or upload it to any site where it can be view, why your asking such a question here is baffling, I've lost a set of baby monitors, should I ask if anyone here has seen them? |
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"if only it was on youtube!"
Yes then all your friends (patients) and family can see how famous you are! |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
Mally you soooooo gotta read it from the top....completet gibberish...brilliant |
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"... I've lost a set of baby monitors, should I ask if anyone here has seen them? "
Only if you want people to message you asking if they can see you stuff them up your arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... I've lost a set of baby monitors, should I ask if anyone here has seen them?
Only if you want people to message you asking if they can see you stuff them up your arse"
Hey Mally, why does it sound like your ass is crying? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done my tesco online shop, strangely I refrained from buying cucumbers, butternut squash, pots of jam, cans of lynx and bottles of lambrini( vile stuff that is only fit for putting up a bottom lol)
didnt do s very big shop then lol just enough to get it sent till your front door lol"
I bought everything else but all that stuff, my shopping list is there from previous orders... I just whizz through ticking things I want again and it's done in minutes! |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"Mally you soooooo gotta read it from the top....completet gibberish...brilliant "
Errr... If you don't mind, we from Gibberonia take offence at the insinuation that the OP can speak Gibberish! I think "Claptrap" (think about it!) is more appropriate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... I've lost a set of baby monitors, should I ask if anyone here has seen them?
Only if you want people to message you asking if they can see you stuff them up your arse
Hey Mally, why does it sound like your ass is crying? "
I've just had a curry |
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"Done my tesco online shop, strangely I refrained from buying cucumbers, butternut squash, pots of jam, cans of lynx and bottles of lambrini( vile stuff that is only fit for putting up a bottom lol)
didnt do s very big shop then lol just enough to get it sent till your front door lol
I bought everything else but all that stuff, my shopping list is there from previous orders... I just whizz through ticking things I want again and it's done in minutes! "
well if you had of seen my link i posted about fried rice ul go off that aswell lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done my tesco online shop, strangely I refrained from buying cucumbers, butternut squash, pots of jam, cans of lynx and bottles of lambrini( vile stuff that is only fit for putting up a bottom lol)
didnt do s very big shop then lol just enough to get it sent till your front door lol
I bought everything else but all that stuff, my shopping list is there from previous orders... I just whizz through ticking things I want again and it's done in minutes!
well if you had of seen my link i posted about fried rice ul go off that aswell lol.."
Oh no! I'm still recovering from Debz's cheese post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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imagine the money he could make from being a drug carrier with all that space up his arse??
or we could have a whip round and send him to benidorm and he could do an act with sticky vicky lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Humph!!!! I'm wondering how he fot his picture passed when one with me, a playmate and a butt plug was deemed "too rude"!! |
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