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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So I had a night in town last night and after a lot of beers got a kebab on way home. Saved it till I got in bed to get naked and eat it. Left half and pasted out, my room and sheets now stink of chilli sauce. What to do eat, sleep, or get up?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I had a night in town last night and after a lot of beers got a kebab on way home. Saved it till I got in bed to get naked and eat it. Left half and pasted out, my room and sheets now stink of chilli sauce. What to do eat, sleep, or get up?"

Eat the leftovers and go back to sleep

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Get up, dispose of remains of kebab, change the sheets and open a window, take a leisurely shower or bath, moisturise after bathing then reinsert yourself into fresh clean sheets for a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eat x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

put it on your cock, get some onion rings.

make an interesting pic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get up, dispose of remains of kebab, change the sheets and open a window, take a leisurely shower or bath, moisturise after bathing then reinsert yourself into fresh clean sheets for a nap. "

He is 33 not 53

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get up, dispose of remains of kebab, change the sheets and open a window, take a leisurely shower or bath, moisturise after bathing then reinsert yourself into fresh clean sheets for a nap. "

Sounds so good but hung over lake motivation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eat x "
rather eat you out.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Find more material maybe? Even the best comediuans refresh theirs from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Avoid the negative comments,get it down ya mate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bet you wish it was a hairy kebab.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Find more material maybe? Even the best comediuans refresh theirs from time to time"
don't be mean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I bet you wish it was a hairy kebab. "

Ewww

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

shag it ffs...and pretend u made it bleed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"shag it ffs...and pretend u made it bleed"

You get worse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"shag it ffs...and pretend u made it bleed

You get worse "

compliment appreciated x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"shag it ffs...and pretend u made it bleed

You get worse

compliment appreciated x"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Find more material maybe? Even the best comediuans refresh theirs from time to timedon't be mean

"

I'm not being mean, just making an observation.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Find more material maybe? Even the best comediuans refresh theirs from time to timedon't be mean

I'm not being mean, just making an observation. "

he can talk about kebabs all he likes, you talk about your running

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Find more material maybe? Even the best comediuans refresh theirs from time to timedon't be mean

I'm not being mean, just making an observation. he can talk about kebabs all he likes, you talk about your running

"

......OK diamonds

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Meaoww oo catty. I thought forum was a place to air views and subjects didn't know we are not allowed to speak about

Things more than once. I love kebabs whats the issue if you dont like the post noone asked you to comment.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Meaoww oo catty. I thought forum was a place to air views and subjects didn't know we are not allowed to speak about

Things more than once. I love kebabs whats the issue if you dont like the post noone asked you to comment. "

.....ok hardcock69

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