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 I know I m a single guy and its tough so I was surprised to find myself stroking a pussy this morning, 
I guess its true what they say you never forget how to do it as there was lots and lots of contented noises coming forth, 
I gave her breakfast and as she sat on my lap after eating the food I started stroking her again more contented noises and then,,,,,,
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Bleurgh,,, feck,,!! Puked,, !!
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Not a happy cat sitter,
So whats tje best thing to get cat puke off of a leather settee,? | |||
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"It is furball season. And they often retch and throw up a bit if they're trying to dislodge one even if they don't bring the furball up for a few hours. The joys of pets - two double coated long haired cats makes for plenty of furballs "Why can I only read that word in Alexander Meerkat voice  | |||
"Forget your settee how's the poor kitty "if he had any sense it would be learning to swim!  (j/k) | |||
"If its leather then its wipe clean surely? A wet cloth and some disinfectant "Wiped with a cloth and hot water Unfortunately I can t find the disinfectant, so I ve either bleach, I'm thinking not good, or lenor fabric conditioner,?  | |||
"Forget your settee how's the poor kitty "if it was a kitty here it would be part of the casserole by now!! | |||
"If its leather then its wipe clean surely? A wet cloth and some disinfectant
Wiped with a cloth and hot water Unfortunately I can t find the disinfectant, so I ve either bleach, I'm thinking not good, or lenor fabric conditioner,? "use a baby wipe ffs don't use bleach | |||
"If its leather then its wipe clean surely? A wet cloth and some disinfectant
Wiped with a cloth and hot water Unfortunately I can t find the disinfectant, so I ve either bleach, I'm thinking not good, or lenor fabric conditioner,? use a baby wipe ffs don't use bleach
"Isn't this one of your "1001 best uses for diluted fabric conditioner" moments...? | |||
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"Forget your settee how's the poor kitty
if it was a kitty here it would be part of the casserole by now!!
"Too many cats... Not enough recipes...  | |||
"Grab the hairy beast. Get some warm water in a bucket. Dip the little furball in said water and mop up the puke with the cat. Then put all the smelly stuff including the cat in the garden and forget all about it. "  | |||
"If its leather then its wipe clean surely? A wet cloth and some disinfectant
Wiped with a cloth and hot water Unfortunately I can t find the disinfectant, so I ve either bleach, I'm thinking not good, or lenor fabric conditioner,? "Buy some disinfectant? | |||
