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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My face is hot and itchy and my scalp itches

And I have cat slipper socks with ears.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm eating Skittles at 4:25am. Not sure why the hell i am doing that. I'm meant to be asleep. But woke up for Skittles lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever sat and tried to picture what a penguin dressed as a clown eating afternoon tea in a wild west saloon would look like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woke up to go to the loo, listening to the rain against the window, and reached for my phone.

Fabs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Folicles hurt

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By *atinbootsTV/TS over a year ago

Market Rasen

My cat woke me up at 2.18am and 5.53am because she was nervous and wanted attention. Realised why when I heard the' footsteps on my stairs in my *detached* house & nobody else in the house (trust me I checked)... "Visitors" eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am officially sick of decorating & am regretting ever starting!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My feet are cold so I'm wearing fluffy socks

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pubic cycling shorts are in abundance.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I had a weird dream last night getting on with someone who dosent like, who I don't like.

It was a dry one

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

VV's belly button is full of guacamole

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"VV's belly button is full of guacamole "

If you think that is strange, you wouldn't believe what she has in her...

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"VV's belly button is full of guacamole

If you think that is strange, you wouldn't believe what she has in her... "

I do actually know what she keeps in her arse

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Everything is the wrong way round across the River.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever sat and tried to picture what a penguin dressed as a clown eating afternoon tea in a wild west saloon would look like?"

Doesn't everyone wonder about that?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"VV's belly button is full of guacamole

If you think that is strange, you wouldn't believe what she has in her...

I do actually know what she keeps in her arse

You know-it-all!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Have you ever sat and tried to picture what a penguin dressed as a clown eating afternoon tea in a wild west saloon would look like?

Doesn't everyone wonder about that?"

I wonder how many restaurants you would get thrown out of, if a dozen of you dressed as penguins waddled in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My face is hot and itchy and my scalp itches

And I have cat slipper socks with ears."

Take the slippers off your ears and your face will cool down

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

Its rude to boo people. Which does explain the reaction of the bus driver, the shop assistant and the rather unfriendly police officer. xxx

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"VV's belly button is full of guacamole

If you think that is strange, you wouldn't believe what she has in her...

I do actually know what she keeps in her arse

You know-it-all!"

You may call me Nobby

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"VV's belly button is full of guacamole

If you think that is strange, you wouldn't believe what she has in her...

I do actually know what she keeps in her arse

You know-it-all!

You may call me Nobby

I'll call you something else if you don't stop telling secrets about my belly button fluff

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Bumping it.

Don't forget this thread people. Somethings can go straight in here rather create a new thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've gone off the green quality street triangle. The soft orange one is now top of my 'just this last one' list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm eating Skittles at 4:25am. Not sure why the hell i am doing that. I'm meant to be asleep. But woke up for Skittles lol

Oh dear!Are you pregnant?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I abducted some aliens last night

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

(x^2 - 16)(x - 3)^2 + 9x^2 = 0

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm spending the weekend with Barry Scott... Bang and the dirt is gone. Good knows there's enough of it, and none of it is mucky

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"(x^2 - 16)(x - 3)^2 + 9x^2 = 0

ryan was teacher's pet and always gave Mr Lovecock an apple before every class. So there

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

. .potato scones and plenty of old seedling biscuits. . .

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

im wearing a poncho till the heating kicks up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only 5 more days to go!!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"(x^2 - 16)(x - 3)^2 + 9x^2 = 0

ryan was teacher's pet and always gave Mr Lovecock an apple before every class. So there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ive lost the will to live. im stuck on candy crush. the stress !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm eating Skittles at 4:25am. Not sure why the hell i am doing that. I'm meant to be asleep. But woke up for Skittles lol

Oh dear!Are you pregnant?

Is that what it is? No wonder why my belly's growing and my tits coming out.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"(x^2 - 16)(x - 3)^2 + 9x^2 = 0

Will resist. Will resist. Will resist.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man over a year ago

Great Wyrley

In the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

WHEN ENERGY FLOWS AND EVERY THING CLICKS ITS CALLED . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . lucozade ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My face is hot and itchy and my scalp itches

And I have cat slipper socks with ears."

piriton needed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king"

lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im wearing a poncho till the heating kicks up"

aw ive got one x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get left and right confused with up and down.

If Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz was to release a dance record, would it be Gingham Style.

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

they all start life exactly the same BUT NOW THERE IS 30%OFF . . . . . . . . . . .YOU CHOOSE . . . . . . . .TAKE CARE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .pizza

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Never argue with an idiot. They will always drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.....

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

.. .maybe they need some air..im starting to get a little worried....even if this maverick takes it to the wire ...go go go compare.. x x X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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