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The most recent that I can think of would be crashing a van into a wall. The van belonged to my boss who was watching oh and the van had 10 members of staff in the back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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falling down the stairs countless of times throughout my life and having to explain to the doctor that I had fallen down a flight of stairs, for him to tell me I'd fractured my cheekbone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am going for the pork scratchings myself lol
its alright though, i went ad howered while waited for me to return and we cracked on and got the job done  "
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"falling down the stairs countless of times throughout my life and having to explain to the doctor that I had fallen down a flight of stairs, for him to tell me I'd fractured my cheekbone "
Psssstt, wanna buy a bungalow  |
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i remember when my son was a baby.we were waiting on a bus at a busy bus stop when he started crying..i thought I've got the touch to make him stop crying and everyone wil be impressed so i clipped him out the buggy and did my trick that always works which was throwing him up into the air and catching him....only thing was i forgot we were in a bus shelter with a roof so when i threw him up he battered off the roof and was half conscious ...but worse still his jacket was caught in a crack so i was ready to catch him but he was delayed by 15seconds until it gave way and fell into my arms........he did stop crying but i think that was due to shock because when his wee mind realised what had happened he got a bit hysterical and now he's all grown up i wonder if that hadn't happened he might be okay now. x x X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Waiting in the theatre wings, ready to enter for a long love duet....Just as the orchestra started my cue music, I farted... And followed through... "
I think you might have won lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"falling down the stairs countless of times throughout my life and having to explain to the doctor that I had fallen down a flight of stairs, for him to tell me I'd fractured my cheekbone
Psssstt, wanna buy a bungalow "
Think I might have to lol |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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not me but, my brother was staying over at my bog bros and he got up in the middle of the night went for a wee and then got into bed with them,and tried to spoon my bros wife till she woke up giggling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Whilst at Butlins, I had pulled and was going back to room to get lucky. I had lost my mates so hoped someone would be in the apartment to let us in.
As they weren't, I decided to go through the open window and the let her through the door. I went head first and the window shut on me whilst half in. Que lady staring at my asre and legs kicking away trying to geti in. By the time I got in and opened the door the moment had passed and she went home. |
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I was working at someone's house in summer , I turned up at 8am to find the family and grandparents eating breakfast on the patio . I was welcomed in and went upstairs to the bathroom to begin to tile it . After 10 min I needed the loo , ( no 2 ) I went and wiped then flushed ! I heard screams from below !!! ????? There was no soil stack fitted to the loo and my breakfast was now on there patio ! I prayed there and then to be swallowed by an earthquake. ! Instead I had to go downstairs apologise and pick my own turd up from there breakfast table !!!! The worst day of my life ever ! Not sure I'll beat it ever. !!!! X this just has to be the best lol |
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