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Fatter guys are better lovers....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Apparently fatter guys last on average over three times as long in the bedroom.

A 2010 Turkish study looked into the average performance times of men over the course of a year. The researchers found that fat men could keep going for an average of 7 minutes 18 seconds, while skinny guys’ partners had to put up with a mere 108 seconds. The study was specifically concerned with people suffering from premature ejaculation, but the scientists did point out that those suffering were overwhelmingly slim and fit—compared to the sexually dynamite fat men. The theory goes that larger men often carry an excess of female hormones, slowing them down considerably in their run-up to orgasm. Always wondered why Ive got stamina ?..LOL

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By *r Mahogany70Man over a year ago

Leicester

Now that's an original self promotion thread! Well done, fella

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Haha, 108 seconds, that long??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A 2010 Turkish study"

Sounds delightful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do 109 seconds lol.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well I haven't any complaints about my fit and toned lovers, apart from they knacker me out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

7 minutes and 18 seconds! Better hold back for another 7 minutes in future......

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

i like turkish delight

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

fat men last longer at foreplay only and Thats because it takes them a half hour to find their cock.

x X X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What nonsense! But, I do quite fancy some Turkish delight now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I haven't any complaints about my fit and toned lovers, apart from they knacker me out

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By *bbandflowCouple over a year ago

South Devon

Some might say enduring a fatter guy for three times longer isn't necessarily a bonus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

108 seconds !!! Ive had sex . Shower . And ordered my taxi by then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do they not just last longer because they're fucking slower and shallower?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put me to the test?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What nonsense! But, I do quite fancy some Turkish delight now. "

These Turkish surveys are pretty reliable you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What nonsense! But, I do quite fancy some Turkish delight now.

These Turkish surveys are pretty reliable you know

There's nothing fat about you is there! Oo um... er... Except for...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What nonsense! But, I do quite fancy some Turkish delight now.

These Turkish surveys are pretty reliable you know

There's nothing fat about you is there! Oo um... er... Except for...

I'm not slim though

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

yey for the lard-arses!!!!

p.s I last longer because I am eating a kebab at the time and don't want to spill any!!!

p.p.s... only kidding about the kebab... I meant pot noodle!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

so who did this survey .. some big fat turkish guy by the sounds of things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel robbed! All those fat men pretending to be out of energy just to get off and go home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of my best lovers ever was rather erm cuddly

He was wonderful

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"so who did this survey .. some big fat turkish guy by the sounds of things "

oi.. piss orf... notice how the "six-packers" are getting upset!!! lol

this thread is almost like role-reversal...

welcome to our world!!!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"yey for the lard-arses!!!!

p.s I last longer because I am eating a kebab at the time and don't want to spill any!!!

p.p.s... only kidding about the kebab... I meant pot noodle!!!

Pot noodles are vile.

I prefer Krispy Kreme doughnuts myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"so who did this survey .. some big fat turkish guy by the sounds of things "

Your Turkish peers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"yey for the lard-arses!!!!

p.s I last longer because I am eating a kebab at the time and don't want to spill any!!!

p.p.s... only kidding about the kebab... I meant pot noodle!!!

Pot noodles are vile.

I prefer Krispy Kreme doughnuts myself

I can't fit my cock through those doughnuts

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"yey for the lard-arses!!!!

p.s I last longer because I am eating a kebab at the time and don't want to spill any!!!

p.p.s... only kidding about the kebab... I meant pot noodle!!!

Pot noodles are vile.

I prefer Krispy Kreme doughnuts myself

I was saving the doughnuts for round 2... do you reckon 12 is enough if I want to go 15 minutes... i dont want to be spilling crumbs all over her!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"so who did this survey .. some big fat turkish guy by the sounds of things

oi.. piss orf... notice how the "six-packers" are getting upset!!! lol

this thread is almost like role-reversal...

welcome to our world!!!

"
ooo are you calling me a six packer .. i think i'm on the chubby team lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

the first cum doesn't count anyway ... just a test fire to clear the tubes

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"yey for the lard-arses!!!!

p.s I last longer because I am eating a kebab at the time and don't want to spill any!!!

p.p.s... only kidding about the kebab... I meant pot noodle!!!

Pot noodles are vile.

I prefer Krispy Kreme doughnuts myself

I was saving the doughnuts for round 2... do you reckon 12 is enough if I want to go 15 minutes... i dont want to be spilling crumbs all over her!!!

I would say 15...one a minute to help keep a steady pace.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of my best lovers ever was rather erm cuddly

He was wonderful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about women?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about women?"

I am fat

And the best lover ever

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"oi.. piss orf... notice how the "six-packers" are getting upset!!! lol

this thread is almost like role-reversal...

welcome to our world!!!

Is this turning into the normal BBW threads, where people resort to slagging off the other type??? Just asking!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

and once the turkish guy has come ... he ll then eat your kebab as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about women?

I am fat

And the best lover ever

Where exactly are you fat then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about women?

I am fat

And the best lover ever

Where exactly are you fat then? "

I hide it lol

It's there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did that study focus on the turkish guys on holiday resorts ripping off tourists?? Or the average turkish fat guy??

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I was saving the doughnuts for round 2... do you reckon 12 is enough if I want to go 15 minutes... i dont want to be spilling crumbs all over her!!!

I would say 15...one a minute to help keep a steady pace.

good thinking... do i wash it down with diet to compensate???

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

fat guys probably last longer because there cock isn't actually in the lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said the OP that likes his ladies with THE GAP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fat guys probably last longer because there cock isn't actually in the lady

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Personally I like a well built man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did that study focus on the turkish guys on holiday resorts ripping off tourists?? Or the average turkish fat guy??"

Personal experience or racist generalisation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Said the OP that likes his ladies with THE GAP

I find all women attractive , I see beauty in most things feminine .....skinny , athletic , curvy , big juicy tits , small pert ones, tight ass , fat ass, short hair , long hair , no hair , care free , make up free, glamorous and amorous,sweet , dirty , or flirty, pierced, inked and bi , I like big butts I cannot lie .........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No wonder they call me marathon man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about women?

I am fat

And the best lover ever

Where exactly are you fat then?

I hide it lol

It's there "

From where I'm sitting, it's a lucky bloke that gets to look for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Said the OP that likes his ladies with THE GAP

Yeah yeah we read all that shite on your "slim chicks are my fave" post. Not that I'm harbouring a grudge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Said the OP that likes his ladies with THE GAP

Yeah yeah we read all that shite on your "slim chicks are my fave" post. Not that I'm harbouring a grudge

I'm sorry your not slim if it's bothering you . Be confident in your own skin , your partner obviously finds you attractive .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Said the OP that likes his ladies with THE GAP

Yeah yeah we read all that shite on your "slim chicks are my fave" post. Not that I'm harbouring a grudge

I'm sorry your not slim if it's bothering you . Be confident in your own skin , your partner obviously finds you attractive . "

I was only joking

I am comfortable thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Said the OP that likes his ladies with THE GAP

Yeah yeah we read all that shite on your "slim chicks are my fave" post. Not that I'm harbouring a grudge

I'm sorry your not slim if it's bothering you . Be confident in your own skin , your partner obviously finds you attractive .

I was only joking

I am comfortable thank you

Are you ok tonight !!!!

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"No wonder they call me marathon man

"marathon man" or "eating a marathon" man...

they call em snickers these days!!!!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"No wonder they call me marathon man

"marathon man" or "eating a marathon" man...

they call em snickers these days!!!!

Get some nuts!!!! (said in a Mr T voice)

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

mars bars have got a lot smaller

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My new girlfriend has a bit of a sexual history,, she s had 61 other lovers apparently I m her sixty second lover,,

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"My new girlfriend has a bit of a sexual history,, she s had 61 other lovers apparently I m her sixty second lover,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's just because a fat man has to make the most of it. As he wont be getting any more for long time

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