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Finally the ultimate blonde joke....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like"?' she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it".
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop....  |
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"Gosh what a coincidence that they were both policewomen.........."
I'd ask you for a meet on tye basis of self deprecation alone.....and you'd tell me go screw myself to show blonde or not - you aint that dumb! |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Gosh what a coincidence that they were both policewomen..........
I'd ask you for a meet on tye basis of self deprecation alone.....and you'd tell me go screw myself to show blonde or not - you aint that dumb!"
I must be, I'm lost for words.......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reminds me of waking up after a night of fun with a particularly gorgeous blonde. She wasn't in the bed so I went to seek her out to find her sat at the kitchen table staring intently at a carton of orange juice. I asked what she was doing to which she replied "well it says concentrate on the carton, what do you think I'm doing?"
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Two blonds walking through the woods when they came across some tracks first blond says "Ooooh look tracks I think these were deer tracks," second blond looks and says " nah these are bear tracks,!" as tthey couldnt agree they decided to follow them both still adamant they were right "deer tracks "bear tracks," argument continued then a short while later they were run over by a train,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not only were they both cops -they were identical.
Amazing
    
Twin cops, you'd have thought they'd recognise the number plate. Is that the joke bit?"
Maybe it was a new car - you didn't think of that did you. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Not only were they both cops -they were identical.
Amazing
Twin cops, you'd have thought they'd recognise the number plate. Is that the joke bit?
Maybe it was a new car - you didn't think of that did you. "
Your right the police only use new cars don't they...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have I done
Aren't you just glad that you posted on the forum that you have just gone from being a lifelong brunette to blonde?!!"
That's okay I'm used to feeling like a complete tit so I should feel right at home. More peroxide please |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
A blond a brunette and a red Head go for a check up at the gynecologists,, Dr calls the red Head forward examines her and says "were you on top when you conceived ? " " Yes "says the red Head "how did you know,? " "easy "says the Dr" you re having a Boy", he calls the brunette forward examines her and says "you were underneath when you conceived,? " "Yes I was how did you know,? " " Easy "says the Dr "you re having a girl,," a second later the blond screams and bursts into tears,, " what ever is the matter ?"asks the Dr "I don t want puppies "says the blond,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not only were they both cops -they were identical.
Amazing
Twin cops, you'd have thought they'd recognise the number plate. Is that the joke bit?
Maybe it was a new car - you didn't think of that did you.
Your right the police only use new cars don't they......"
Omg - imagine if they both had new cars......... OMG |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Not only were they both cops -they were identical.
Amazing
Twin cops, you'd have thought they'd recognise the number plate. Is that the joke bit?
Maybe it was a new car - you didn't think of that did you.
Your right the police only use new cars don't they......
Omg - imagine if they both had new cars......... OMG"
Na, one good idea is pushing it. |
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