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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

Ok, iwasnt going to share this but as have now recieved a text i dont know what to do.

this person is not a member of this site btw.

Had met this guy a couple of times and for whatever reasons we did not play.

Last night i thought fuck it - lets go for it, and we went back to his.

Geting it on and i got hisdick out - and went to go down...

....only to be greeted by a rather THICK rim of cheese.

ewww

i gagged and ran to the loo to throw up, andbought back some paper for him to wipe his now deflated dick.

His excuse was that he thought we wouldnt be playing.

Am still gagging now - it was sooo horrible.

Shame of it is - he seems a really nice guy.

I dont know if i could go there again- even tho he will prob be so clean and sparkling next time as he was highly embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not thinking he was not playing is no excuse ugggggggggg xxxx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

OMG the dirty bugger has either got something nasty going on in his pants or he needs to be getting washed more often.

Dunno how long it would take a bloke knob to get like that but it has to more than a couple of days.

Stay well clear i would say

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

maybe my warped mind...but does that mean he only washes on special occassions!! :-xx

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By *eprobatepairCouple over a year ago

london

Even if you don't think you are going to be playing, once things started to head that way it isn't rocket science to say, "I just need to pop to the loo before we get too carried away" and have a swift clean up.

Maybe he is a nice guy but, well Ewwwwwwww indeed.

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman over a year ago

east london

So much for a nice Sunday lunch, feeling ill now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

god thats awful, regardless of playing or not doesnt he shower!!!!!!!

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!! get a knife and cut it off....simples

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM) over a year ago

birmingham

OMG, I want to be sick, pukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

In future, please put a health warning on the title!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!! get a knife and cut it off....simples

Thats your bloody answer ta everything lol xxx (missin me?) xxxxxx

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

"GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!! get a knife and cut it off....simples

Thats your bloody answer ta everything lol xxx (missin me?) xxxxxx

Corse

got a pickling jar with your name on it

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

get the cheese grater out next time

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"So much for a nice Sunday lunch, feeling ill now

How you think i feel!!!

Been gagging all morning.

Ewwwww, steve - i am now thinking yes it had to have taken a while to get that bad (gag) so god knows when he last washed it.

I feel ill

Sorry guys to share - think the let down tecnique is required now.

Fuss - i wouldnt want to go near it again to cut it off

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"OMG, I want to be sick, pukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

In future, please put a health warning on the title!!

sorry chick!!!

I been gagging all morning xx

LOL at cheesegrater xxx

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

I did it for ya

...just gonna grab my marigolds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No way!

That much cheese does not accumulate overnight.

I would have reacted in the same way for certain, and definitely shan't be back to see if he has cleaned himself!

I would run as far away as possible for certain!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quaver cock xxx

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By *uss PussWoman over a year ago

east cheshire

"Quaver cock xxx

LMAO @ the Pigmy

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

"So much for a nice Sunday lunch, feeling ill now

How you think i feel!!!

Been gagging all morning.

Ewwwww, steve - i am now thinking yes it had to have taken a while to get that bad (gag) so god knows when he last washed it.

I feel ill

Sorry guys to share - think the let down tecnique is required now.

Fuss - i wouldnt want to go near it again to cut it off

Lol let down tecnique you gotta be joking. Any self respecting person would never exspect to hear from you ever again after that show.

Come to think of it the guy cant have any self respect if he dont have a shower every day and given he was meeting someone as nice as you he should have been gleaming like a new pin.

Steve xx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"Quaver cock xxx

LMAO @ the Pigmy

omg gagging and laughing here!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quaver cock xxx

LMAO @ the Pigmy

Oi Sir pigmy ta you xxx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"So much for a nice Sunday lunch, feeling ill now

How you think i feel!!!

Been gagging all morning.

Ewwwww, steve - i am now thinking yes it had to have taken a while to get that bad (gag) so god knows when he last washed it.

I feel ill

Sorry guys to share - think the let down tecnique is required now.

Fuss - i wouldnt want to go near it again to cut it off

Lol let down tecnique you gotta be joking. Any self respecting person would never exspect to hear from you ever again after that show.

Come to think of it the guy cant have any self respect if he dont have a shower every day and given he was meeting someone as nice as you he should have been gleaming like a new pin.

Steve xx"

Ihave recieved a text this morning.!!!!

Have to say after me getting cab home, still gagging, i didnt expect to hear from him again.

We been chatting for bloody ages and built up a good friendship too.

I was shocked as well as disgusted.

Am now very disappointed.

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

think you had a lucky escape love

dont be going back to gorgonzola guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wire brush and dettol....

suddenly the dairylea dunkers i had my eye on are goin striaght in the bin yuck yuck!! xx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"gorgonzola guy

lol

if it wasnt so disgusting i would really laugh!!!

Hope he has learned a lesson from this -= - have.

Its called show me a dick in the pub before we go back to yours!!!!

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By *ixplayMan over a year ago

tamworth & Edinburgh

you poor girl, sounds horendous, theres just no excuse for that, even if you think theres not going to be any sex he should still have a wash at least.

the smell of it must have been disgusting, im not suprised you went to throw up.

its the 21st century, he should have been born in the victorian era or even before that.

it would be as bad as going down on a lady to find someone elses cum dripping out, it doesnt bare thinking about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

THUD........ I passed out.

YUK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not thinking he was not playing is no excuse ugggggggggg xxxx

Exactly, is he saying he only washes when he thinks he's on a promise?.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"maybe my warped mind...but does that mean he only washes on special occassions!! :-xx"

No........ it mean he'd ran out of apple pies and fucked a quiche before going out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never any excuse for not being clean no matter what. Dick cheese is easily sorted with a shower.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Go back again!!!! No Debz hes a dirty feck and not in the right way either!!! I think i would have told him so there n then as well! Someone has already said that amount of knob cheese doesnt accumulate over night, and he must have known it was like that as you were getting it out to suck it!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww dirty feck, il help _uss puss n cut the fecker off

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

can someone add a warning to the title....

so much for my treat to myself of a special kfc....

anyway.. back on topic... I don't think there is any excuse for that.... just from the health and hygiene part of it......

he deserves to have it drop off for not treating it right!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe he has a thing for Philadelphia ... got a bit carried away before leaving home, rushed out, forgot to wipe, didn't think it would matter, got frisky with Debs, forgot he had a cock like gorgonzola, watched you run for the bathroom, and thought, "Fuck!"

Bet he won't do it again, but, if he does, you have a perfect excuse for practising your Bobbit Chop on him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

didn't the jar of pickled onions on the bedside cabinet give you a clue, Dedz?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why oh why oh why did i read this after just finishing a pizza?

dirty bastard needs to be considering some h20 and shower gel!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so lets question his washing ability ,,, i take it most folks shower or bathe at least twice a day ,,, lets say he just does it once a day and most deffinatly every time you have a date ,,, or just go out ,,, now i shower from head ( pardon the pun ) down ,, so its only a mater of 30 seconds before i get to my cock balls and ass and thats probably where i spend most time ,,, just cant believe that this guy ,,, or any other adult walking this planet dont wash there privates ,, date or no date ,,,, he needs naming and shaming for the sake of any fucker who knows him ,,, what a sad man ,,,, and feel so sorry for the op ,,,, ps ,,, i,m ciecumsised but still scrub clean twice a day

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

"maybe my warped mind...but does that mean he only washes on special occassions!! :-xx"

Exactly...theres no excuse..its good practice to wash behind the collar everyday..

He could have easily got up and give it a quick sloosh in the bathroom once he realised it was game on..

They cant be anything more off putting then going down there and finding half an ounce of Stilton...

Surely you will blow him out now (pun very much intended!! lol)

(THIS FORUM BADLY NEEDS AN EDIT FEATURE!!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats distgusting and there is really no excuse. Ok so he thought he wasn't going to play, but it begs the question when did he last wash properly????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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I thought this was gonna be like another marmite thread

Dirty boy!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do some men actually think they can get away with a lack of hygiene?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do some men actually think they can get away with a lack of hygiene?"

Not just men unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do some men actually think they can get away with a lack of hygiene?

Not just men unfortunately. "

You're so right there shagger, I met a woman at Chams a year or so ago. All was well until I pulled her pants down, and the crotch snapped like a fookin Ritz cracker

It kinda killed the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that is minging it takes nothing to wash your cock before you go on a meet same goes to woman takes nothing to wash your pussy or and no hair but that a different topic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"maybe my warped mind...but does that mean he only washes on special occassions!! :-xx

No........ it mean he'd ran out of apple pies and fucked a quiche before going out

oh my god lol!!! xx

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By *eprobatepairCouple over a year ago

london

Does remind one of the joke about the flavoured condoms...

Question, Hey I bought these novelty flavoured condoms. Can you guess what flavour am I wearing?

Answer: Cheese and Onion?

Reply: I've not put one on yet.

I'll fetch me coat.............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I say that I had to stop reading at about post 10, no excuse, not ever, not any freaking how for not washing your cock (ladybits)/armpits/ass on a daily basis! What were his teeth like?? x

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By *1dKingColeMan over a year ago

east london

I just knew I did not want to read this thread, from the title!

Why, oh why?

LOL

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By *enderbycoupleCouple over a year ago

derbyshire or localish

dirt bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wont be long till dairylea boy will be posting ' why oh why is it so hard to get a meet on here '

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By *enderbycoupleCouple over a year ago

derbyshire or localish

and the poster says "i dont know if i could go there again" say no more

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"didn't the jar of pickled onions on the bedside cabinet give you a clue, Dedz?

omg, i was kind of thinking this thread may have gone down...

Sent him a well constructed text earier today (with help- thank you) and have not heard back from him.

My god, its enough to put on off sex full stop!!!

My and the bunny for a while!!!!

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

Bet it wasn't Philadelphia

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"Bet it wasn't Philadelphia

oh BB

The worst thing is - i hacvent had philidelphia for AGES, and last week actually got some in, and not even opened it yet.

Dont think i will be for a while,

Wonder what the expiry is.

OMG - gotta go gag again - that is THE most disgusting thing i have seen for a while.

Beats the BLUE FUCKING WAFFLE HANDS DOWN!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bet it wasn't Philadelphia

oh BB

The worst thing is - i hacvent had philidelphia for AGES, and last week actually got some in, and not even opened it yet.

Dont think i will be for a while,

Wonder what the expiry is.

OMG - gotta go gag again - that is THE most disgusting thing i have seen for a while.

Beats the BLUE FUCKING WAFFLE HANDS DOWN!!!

"
it put me off too and i wasnt even there lol

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Bet it wasn't Philadelphia

oh BB

The worst thing is - i hacvent had philidelphia for AGES, and last week actually got some in, and not even opened it yet.

Dont think i will be for a while,

Wonder what the expiry is.

OMG - gotta go gag again - that is THE most disgusting thing i have seen for a while.

Beats the BLUE FUCKING WAFFLE HANDS DOWN!!!

You aint heard the TV remote, the gusher and the leather sofa then!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"Bet it wasn't Philadelphia

oh BB

The worst thing is - i hacvent had philidelphia for AGES, and last week actually got some in, and not even opened it yet.

Dont think i will be for a while,

Wonder what the expiry is.

OMG - gotta go gag again - that is THE most disgusting thing i have seen for a while.

Beats the BLUE FUCKING WAFFLE HANDS DOWN!!!

You aint heard the TV remote, the gusher and the leather sofa then!

oh oh

do i feel a google moment coming on??

am i gonna be sick again, i not eaten all day yu know!!!!

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Bet it wasn't Philadelphia

oh BB

The worst thing is - i hacvent had philidelphia for AGES, and last week actually got some in, and not even opened it yet.

Dont think i will be for a while,

Wonder what the expiry is.

OMG - gotta go gag again - that is THE most disgusting thing i have seen for a while.

Beats the BLUE FUCKING WAFFLE HANDS DOWN!!!

You aint heard the TV remote, the gusher and the leather sofa then!

oh oh

do i feel a google moment coming on??

am i gonna be sick again, i not eaten all day yu know!!!!"

Hell no it's not on google as far as i know lol

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"Bet it wasn't Philadelphia

oh BB

The worst thing is - i hacvent had philidelphia for AGES, and last week actually got some in, and not even opened it yet.

Dont think i will be for a while,

Wonder what the expiry is.

OMG - gotta go gag again - that is THE most disgusting thing i have seen for a while.

Beats the BLUE FUCKING WAFFLE HANDS DOWN!!!

You aint heard the TV remote, the gusher and the leather sofa then!

oh oh

do i feel a google moment coming on??

am i gonna be sick again, i not eaten all day yu know!!!!

Hell no it's not on google as far as i know lol

you tube???

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Bet it wasn't Philadelphia

oh BB

The worst thing is - i hacvent had philidelphia for AGES, and last week actually got some in, and not even opened it yet.

Dont think i will be for a while,

Wonder what the expiry is.

OMG - gotta go gag again - that is THE most disgusting thing i have seen for a while.

Beats the BLUE FUCKING WAFFLE HANDS DOWN!!!

You aint heard the TV remote, the gusher and the leather sofa then!

oh oh

do i feel a google moment coming on??

am i gonna be sick again, i not eaten all day yu know!!!!

Hell no it's not on google as far as i know lol

you tube???

I will see if i can load it lol

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By *ouple1234Couple over a year ago

BELFAST UK

i thought that was normal, was nice for a mid night snack just pull the skin back and have a wee nibble no need to walk to the kitchen

it is my cheese after all

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"i thought that was normal, was nice for a mid night snack just pull the skin back and have a wee nibble no need to walk to the kitchen

it is my cheese after all "

Ooooo that will give you bad dreams!

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By *ouple1234Couple over a year ago

BELFAST UK

bit of a strange taste just but nothing a nice drink of water didnt sort out bit of a health freak

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"i thought that was normal, was nice for a mid night snack just pull the skin back and have a wee nibble no need to walk to the kitchen

it is my cheese after all "

no and noooooooooooooooo

did i offer you a 3sum earlier??

i didnt say i wanted supper with that!!

LOL

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

honestly - am still gagging

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"bit of a strange taste just but nothing a nice drink of water didnt sort out bit of a health freak

Oooo no no no no! If your a guy you have to keep your pecker clean!

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By *ouple1234Couple over a year ago

BELFAST UK

"i thought that was normal, was nice for a mid night snack just pull the skin back and have a wee nibble no need to walk to the kitchen

it is my cheese after all

no and noooooooooooooooo

did i offer you a 3sum earlier??

i didnt say i wanted supper with that!!

LOL

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

honestly - am still gagging

yeah ya did offer me one, but id wash it for ya

so we still cool lol

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By *ouple1234Couple over a year ago

BELFAST UK

"bit of a strange taste just but nothing a nice drink of water didnt sort out bit of a health freak

Oooo no no no no! If your a guy you have to keep your pecker clean!

had a bath twice in 1wk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am hungry, cheese on toast anyone?

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"I am hungry, cheese on toast anyone?

oooooooooooh ya bugger.

You know what - i think this experience will do me diet the world of good- as cheese was WAS my little devil in the food stakes,

Hence my wobbly bits,

Nect time you see me honey i gonna be a human coathanger!!!!

lol xxxx

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

No toast and no cheese here!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"No toast and no cheese here!

ANd you help work off the pounds, double the pleasere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok, iwasnt going to share this but as have now recieved a text i dont know what to do.

this person is not a member of this site btw.

Had met this guy a couple of times and for whatever reasons we did not play.

Last night i thought fuck it - lets go for it, and we went back to his.

Geting it on and i got hisdick out - and went to go down...

....only to be greeted by a rather THICK rim of cheese.

ewww

i gagged and ran to the loo to throw up, andbought back some paper for him to wipe his now deflated dick.

His excuse was that he thought we wouldnt be playing.

Am still gagging now - it was sooo horrible.

Shame of it is - he seems a really nice guy.

I dont know if i could go there again- even tho he will prob be so clean and sparkling next time as he was highly embarrassed."

Thats disgusting! There is never an excuse for a lack of cleanliness.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that is soooooo nasty :0( like others have said he could of excused himself to use the bathroom and washed clean!!!! it don't take that long

ohhhhh now i'm heaving yuk yuk yuk

i hope you told him in your text why you was sick followed by 'sort yourself out and google personal hygiene

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's fecking horrible, no excuse ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am i right in saying that to have a build up of smeg it would need to be unwashed for a good few days. That is clatty.

Like the time i went down to rim a female and i got my sinuses cleared from the stench of her unwashed bum hole.

Now whenever i go near said area i take with caution

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am hungry, cheese on toast anyone?

oooooooooooh ya bugger.

You know what - i think this experience will do me diet the world of good- as cheese was WAS my little devil in the food stakes,

Hence my wobbly bits,

Nect time you see me honey i gonna be a human coathanger!!!!

lol xxxx"

Don't lose the "wobbly" bits

Coat hangers hurt our cocks

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

Don't lose the "wobbly" bits

Coat hangers hurt our cocks

eeeek.

that has just make me think of 1man 1sdcrewdriver!!!!

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By *habsMan over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Ewww... if its alive and spitting, kill it.. with a sledge hammer... I can lend you my rolling pin! Kill it.. Kill it i say!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't lose the "wobbly" bits

Coat hangers hurt our cocks

eeeek.

that has just make me think of 1man 1sdcrewdriver!!!!"

oh gawd, I decided to google that.

Not nice at all, made me feel faint and wobbly, no kidding.

Try it people, one guy one screwdriver.

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

Gives new meaning to "want a screw"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have scooped it up with my nail and made him lick it of!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"I would have scooped it up with my nail and made him lick it of! "

QB!!!

You have just made me gag again!!!

I thought i was getting over it, lol

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Just had me dinner too - first time i been able to eat since!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just read this and its put me off breakfast. There are some dirty buggers around still. You would have thought everyone would have got the message by now.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

Damn, everytime I open this thread I do a stupid thing and read the first post again.....and then I got to Queens post........eeewwwww yuk yuk yuk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn, everytime I open this thread I do a stupid thing and read the first post again.....and then I got to Queens post........eeewwwww yuk yuk yuk

Aha! You're clicking the thread title and not the link to the last post on the right hand side. Aren't you?

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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Yes, why the hell do I keep doing it?

What I should do is click the right link then slowly scroll upwards , but it is like a car crash , you have to keep looking !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, why the hell do I keep doing it?

What I should do is click the right link then slowly scroll upwards , but it is like a car crash , you have to keep looking !

You're being a typical woman... nosey as hell and illogical with it... you KNOW the thread won't have changed prior to the last post yet you are still curious to see if you've missed something you didn't see before... a la Nosey and Illogical hehehe

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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"Yes, why the hell do I keep doing it?

What I should do is click the right link then slowly scroll upwards , but it is like a car crash , you have to keep looking !

Busted !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, why the hell do I keep doing it?

What I should do is click the right link then slowly scroll upwards , but it is like a car crash , you have to keep looking !

I think most men would throw up at the prospect lol.

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

After the mention of cheesy knobs tonight - i just had to recap on my own experience!!!

Stil the same, so maybe its beef burgers and NOT cheese burgers after all!!!

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

Id be emmental if i liked Gorgonzola

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg never every had an experience anywhere near this - that's just scarey

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

lol

i was just a bit cheesed off!!!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"omg never every had an experience anywhere near this - that's just scarey"

He was so nice too. That was the sad thing

but not heard from him since!!!

Phew!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If i ever come across this and hair as well it would scar me for life ,,,,,,,,, It would .....

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

is this National Dairylea Day...

bring back the good old timewaster thread.. they make me laugh not gag

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

All swingers should be issued with a canary, if a meet arrives at the door and the canary hits the bottom of the cage then it's time to pretend you're not in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All swingers should be issued with a canary, if a meet arrives at the door and the canary hits the bottom of the cage then it's time to pretend you're not in.

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well i know most here would love a bird. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not really cheese you know, just in case you have an allergy to dairy products. It's just dead skin and congealed sperm.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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blurrrggghhh lol

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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"All swingers should be issued with a canary, if a meet arrives at the door and the canary hits the bottom of the cage then it's time to pretend you're not in.

I think this could be the answer