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"Can't believe your still waiting 
Me either, and I've now run out of profanities.
I'll email you some. I have plenty spare.  "
Can I cut out the middle man and give you my solicitors phone number instead? You curse with much more venom and clarity than I do.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Can't believe your still waiting
Me either, and I've now run out of profanities.
I'll email you some. I have plenty spare.
Can I cut out the middle man and give you my solicitors phone number instead? You curse with much more venom and clarity than I do.
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Tomorrow, unbelievably, I may need to curse at the local council again. They really are useless. (This time they've lost a letter I hand delivered and have a receipt for, and as a result they have had me summonsed to Magistrates Court. I got the summons today. I will be going to their offices tomorrow).
If I have any cursing ability remaining I would probably find it therapeutic to direct it at your solicitor. |
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over a year ago
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"Can't believe your still waiting
Me either, and I've now run out of profanities.
I'll email you some. I have plenty spare.
Can I cut out the middle man and give you my solicitors phone number instead? You curse with much more venom and clarity than I do.
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Aherm! Soliciting is not allowed on this site
Justsayin
Innit  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I only got the last issue with the council sorted out last week, after a three month battle. And that was with a heap of case law on my side.
I'm tempted to just show up for the hearing, present the letter and accompanying evidence and let the council look very, very silly.
I'm fed up with chasing round trying to get the results of their incompetence sorted out. |
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"Can't believe your still waiting
Me either, and I've now run out of profanities.
I'll email you some. I have plenty spare.
Can I cut out the middle man and give you my solicitors phone number instead? You curse with much more venom and clarity than I do.
Tomorrow, unbelievably, I may need to curse at the local council again. They really are useless. (This time they've lost a letter I hand delivered and have a receipt for, and as a result they have had me summonsed to Magistrates Court. I got the summons today. I will be going to their offices tomorrow).
If I have any cursing ability remaining I would probably find it therapeutic to direct it at your solicitor."
We are surrounded by fuckwits only mine are getting paid, by me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe your still waiting
Me either, and I've now run out of profanities.
I'll email you some. I have plenty spare.
Can I cut out the middle man and give you my solicitors phone number instead? You curse with much more venom and clarity than I do.
Tomorrow, unbelievably, I may need to curse at the local council again. They really are useless. (This time they've lost a letter I hand delivered and have a receipt for, and as a result they have had me summonsed to Magistrates Court. I got the summons today. I will be going to their offices tomorrow).
If I have any cursing ability remaining I would probably find it therapeutic to direct it at your solicitor.
We are surrounded by fuckwits only mine are getting paid, by me."
VV's issues with the Council sounds all too familiar.
The sad part is that the public ARE paying them, handsomely, to be fucking useless and irresponsible, and their couldn't give a frigging shit attitude.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Can't believe your still waiting
Me either, and I've now run out of profanities.
I'll email you some. I have plenty spare.
Can I cut out the middle man and give you my solicitors phone number instead? You curse with much more venom and clarity than I do.
Tomorrow, unbelievably, I may need to curse at the local council again. They really are useless. (This time they've lost a letter I hand delivered and have a receipt for, and as a result they have had me summonsed to Magistrates Court. I got the summons today. I will be going to their offices tomorrow).
If I have any cursing ability remaining I would probably find it therapeutic to direct it at your solicitor.
We are surrounded by fuckwits only mine are getting paid, by me.
VV's issues with the Council sounds all too familiar.
The sad part is that the public ARE paying them, handsomely, to be fucking useless and irresponsible, and their couldn't give a frigging shit attitude.
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If they insist on court they are going to look very silly. I will try to get it resolved before then though.
I am getting very tempted, every time they go on about protecting the public purse, to make a few observations about how public money could be saved there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe your still waiting
Me either, and I've now run out of profanities.
I'll email you some. I have plenty spare.
Can I cut out the middle man and give you my solicitors phone number instead? You curse with much more venom and clarity than I do.
Tomorrow, unbelievably, I may need to curse at the local council again. They really are useless. (This time they've lost a letter I hand delivered and have a receipt for, and as a result they have had me summonsed to Magistrates Court. I got the summons today. I will be going to their offices tomorrow).
If I have any cursing ability remaining I would probably find it therapeutic to direct it at your solicitor.
We are surrounded by fuckwits only mine are getting paid, by me.
VV's issues with the Council sounds all too familiar.
The sad part is that the public ARE paying them, handsomely, to be fucking useless and irresponsible, and their couldn't give a frigging shit attitude.
If they insist on court they are going to look very silly. I will try to get it resolved before then though.
I am getting very tempted, every time they go on about protecting the public purse, to make a few observations about how public money could be saved there."
I fully sympathise, but all your efforts will be pointless, except for your own satisfaction.
Yeah, the Magistrates will most likely come down on your side, but it won't affect the Council twats one little bit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had some very very expensive crossing of swords with the council planning department this month - calling them incompetent cunts would be far too complimentary |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Topsy, what happened?
VV, give them the evidence in your calmest but steeliest voice. Tell them that you are happy to wait for the court date if they can't sort it immediately. Just act firm in your knowledge of being right and that is more scary than shouty profanities. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Topsy, what happened?
VV, give them the evidence in your calmest but steeliest voice. Tell them that you are happy to wait for the court date if they can't sort it immediately. Just act firm in your knowledge of being right and that is more scary than shouty profanities."
Oh I'm at that icy cold furious stage now. Shouty angry was that letter I showed you about my garage. I'm waaay past that now. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Can't believe your still waiting
Me either, and I've now run out of profanities.
I'll email you some. I have plenty spare.
Can I cut out the middle man and give you my solicitors phone number instead? You curse with much more venom and clarity than I do.
Tomorrow, unbelievably, I may need to curse at the local council again. They really are useless. (This time they've lost a letter I hand delivered and have a receipt for, and as a result they have had me summonsed to Magistrates Court. I got the summons today. I will be going to their offices tomorrow).
If I have any cursing ability remaining I would probably find it therapeutic to direct it at your solicitor.
We are surrounded by fuckwits only mine are getting paid, by me.
VV's issues with the Council sounds all too familiar.
The sad part is that the public ARE paying them, handsomely, to be fucking useless and irresponsible, and their couldn't give a frigging shit attitude.
If they insist on court they are going to look very silly. I will try to get it resolved before then though.
I am getting very tempted, every time they go on about protecting the public purse, to make a few observations about how public money could be saved there.
I fully sympathise, but all your efforts will be pointless, except for your own satisfaction.
Yeah, the Magistrates will most likely come down on your side, but it won't affect the Council twats one little bit.
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My satisfaction and the fact I won't have to pay them money I don't owe them. |
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"Can't believe your still waiting
Me either, and I've now run out of profanities.
Better than running out of batteries  "
I missed this first time round. batteries? My best friend runs on mains power  |
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Finally, I moved and it's bloody fantastic.
At one point I was sobbing on the phone to my solicitor ten minutes before I was supposed to put the deposit down on the flat because he told me there was a problem. He sniggered.
Once sorted, I may even consider holding a social or two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been trying to get a Mortgage for nearly 6 years.
I've been renting since I was 23.
I've got a decent job, ZERO debt but go to the bank and ask for a mortgage and it's "errrr no".  |
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"I've been trying to get a Mortgage for nearly 6 years.
I've been renting since I was 23.
I've got a decent job, ZERO debt but go to the bank and ask for a mortgage and it's "errrr no". "
I've ditched owning my own house, it was imply not economically viable. Keep at it though, the younger you start, the better it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been waiting 7 months...finally exchange tomorrow
I really hope it all goes through for you. My exchange was supposed to happen almost every day for three weeks."
Fingers crossed....there will be a few people I will put have to visit with a baseball bat once the dust settles... |
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"Ive been waiting 7 months...finally exchange tomorrow
I really hope it all goes through for you. My exchange was supposed to happen almost every day for three weeks.
Fingers crossed....there will be a few people I will put have to visit with a baseball bat once the dust settles... "
The frustration is fecking awful! My hold up was due to non UK nationals, using cash and a dodgy internet conveyancing company that my solicitor suspected was run by them or someone they knew. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't believe your still waiting
Me either, and I've now run out of profanities.
I'll email you some. I have plenty spare.
Can I cut out the middle man and give you my solicitors phone number instead? You curse with much more venom and clarity than I do.
Tomorrow, unbelievably, I may need to curse at the local council again. They really are useless. (This time they've lost a letter I hand delivered and have a receipt for, and as a result they have had me summonsed to Magistrates Court. I got the summons today. I will be going to their offices tomorrow).
If I have any cursing ability remaining I would probably find it therapeutic to direct it at your solicitor.
We are surrounded by fuckwits only mine are getting paid, by me.
VV's issues with the Council sounds all too familiar.
The sad part is that the public ARE paying them, handsomely, to be fucking useless and irresponsible, and their couldn't give a frigging shit attitude.
If they insist on court they are going to look very silly. I will try to get it resolved before then though.
I am getting very tempted, every time they go on about protecting the public purse, to make a few observations about how public money could be saved there."
I had a letter from our local council yesterday, four sheets of A4 paper, envelope and postage - just to let me know I owe them 10p!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive been waiting 7 months...finally exchange tomorrow
I really hope it all goes through for you. My exchange was supposed to happen almost every day for three weeks.
Fingers crossed....there will be a few people I will put have to visit with a baseball bat once the dust settles...
Mine luckily not my home but an investment property...but still Ive faced incompetence every step of way
The frustration is fecking awful! My hold up was due to non UK nationals, using cash and a dodgy internet conveyancing company that my solicitor suspected was run by them or someone they knew."
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