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By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

(stolen from a facebook group)

What 4 words would you say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I enjoyed myself anyway.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(stolen from a facebook group)

What 4 words would you say?"

You're really nice though....

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By *onny BonesMan over a year ago

a block away from heaven

Know a cab number?

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

Your taxi's almost here

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By *rank_SimoneCouple over a year ago

Bideford

I will call you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pretend it never happened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well that was crap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will call you "

Yeah this^^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is my cock itching?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont use the curtains

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

there was no spark

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By *onny BonesMan over a year ago

a block away from heaven

Where are my keys?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thank god that's over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(stolen from a facebook group)

What 4 words would you say?"
your sister was better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't come back thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It happens to everyone

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Your mum was better!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your cars being vandalised!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Pull my nightie down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a realistic wig.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

where is that condom

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Made my cookie soggy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ocktail18Woman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Seriously was that it?!!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is it in yet?

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan over a year ago

SPALDING

A wank is better.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was my armpit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want a refund

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan over a year ago

SPALDING

I feel sick now

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

my dicks got hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

where is my wallet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like the channel tunnel

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By *oftDoMeNowWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I should have masturbated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bored of this shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What was I thinking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will wank at home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your not staying over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not my best idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are pubs still open?

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By *oftDoMeNowWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Well, atleast you cum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm never drinking again.

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

shame I didnt fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy a kebab

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By *uck knows41Man over a year ago

Arbroath

Your coffee was nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife does better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did i wake you ?

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

not reco mend ed

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Let's not meet again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did we do anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, thanx for trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you finished yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sausage in a corridor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's your name again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Untie the plank please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gotta go...SEINFELD's on.

-JD

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By *inkyTimMan over a year ago

Exmouth

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Verification? How much? £10.00!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was classic intercourse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to go

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By * BanditMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Who was your friend

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

Will not forget you!

Thank god that's over!

Slow motion train crash...

Will go dogging now

Who's in your photos?

I've got to wash!

time to go now...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was pleasantly adequent.

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

"That was pleasantly adequent."

I've just spit a cup of tea down my front!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least I'll verify

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gotta go...SEINFELD's on.

-JD"

Is that on video?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That was pleasantly adequent."

I meant adequate.You get the idea with that.

That was pleasantly adequate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That was pleasantly adequent.

I've just spit a cup of tea down my front!

I'm impressed that you can get a cupfull of tea in your mouth. Are you working your way up to a mugfull?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's 22 words, duh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's 22 words, duh!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive lost my watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shaved for that.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive lost my watch

I'll look for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive lost my watch

Were you fisting again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do I get change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is that it ?

God nope not again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is that it ?

God nope not again

That was eight words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is that it ?

God nope not again

That was eight words"

It was two lots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you did your best...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That WAS my best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is that it ?

God nope not again

That was eight words

It was two lots "

He was okay, then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is that it ?

God nope not again

That was eight words

It was two lots

He was okay, then!

No not either times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is that it ?

God nope not again

That was eight words

It was two lots

He was okay, then!

No not either times

Manage a trois, - Oui?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That was classic intercourse."

Are you from Norwich?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confused about what happened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you done yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have had better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, - is that pathology?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Hello, - is that pathology?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well that was crap

Genuinely said this once!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are NO words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your sister was better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No wet patch, bonus!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have we started yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its just a rash......

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By *raggleRocCouple over a year ago

Morpeth

Can I go now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(stolen from a facebook group)

What 4 words would you say?

You're really nice though....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Better luck next time

is it all in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually...

You've a small Cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(stolen from a facebook group)

What 4 words would you say?your sister was better"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont mind,honest.

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By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Does that happen often?

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

Your curtains getting crusty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Four bad words during sex would be if she said to you......is it in yet?

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

What a wasted journey

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll need a plank

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By *rsK69Woman over a year ago

Neath

Keep the day job

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'll check my diary............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bargain bucket

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

thats it...i'm off!!!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Your verifications were misleading

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Where is your defibrillator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least you deflate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is your defibrillator "

Now that's really kinky

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

Face made for radio

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll finish myself off

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Where is your defibrillator

Now that's really kinky

Only the first time........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your taxi awaits outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck this I'm off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was your fault

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll finish myself off

"
again lol

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

Best ten seconds ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Until next year love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's never happened before

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By *s. AppletreeWoman over a year ago

curtain twitching sleepy village

Meet again? ......we'll see

in the world of Miss Appletree that's a no!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Get me some chips?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ceiling needs painting.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Challenging to do verification

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you pass wind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No my fanny farted.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Don't cum here often?

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Go forth and multiply

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By *ingerbicky69Woman over a year ago

EXETER

This time its custodial.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't you cum yet.??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I yawned dear.

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By *imply_SensualMan over a year ago

Widnes

And your name is??

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

get the fuck oot!!!

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

Shit dropped me fag

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By *ymph and ManicCouple over a year ago

North East

Anyone hear an echoooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone hear an echoooooooo"

Echo echo echo echo

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Model for cement bags?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You must die now.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't tell your mum.

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By *idsAndyMan over a year ago

Worcestershire

"You must die now........."

Harsh! lol

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Don't tell your mum. "

Don't tell our parents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't tell your mum.

Don't tell our parents

This is our secret.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You must die now........."

Died of boredom already

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

No!!! seriously stop now,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My boiled egg's ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Help me! Somebody.... Help!

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

. .anything on the teli

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you smell fish?

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By *raggleRocCouple over a year ago

Morpeth

Have you started yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex is not everything.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still respect you!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your one ugly fucker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stop sweating on me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your tits look gross

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what that scab there.??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it looks bloody mankey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The police won't believe.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Shut the fuck up!

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

Never dropped a stitch

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By *hotoshoot ManMan over a year ago

stockport

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By *hotoshoot ManMan over a year ago

stockport

Oops wrong house !! sorry !!!

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

Sorry, bloody blindfolds, Mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we do anal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's the crossword finished

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By *octor DeleriumMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

"(stolen from a facebook group)

What 4 words would you say?"

I'll get my coat.

Strictly speaking, that's five.

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By *octor DeleriumMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

Vagina or fat fold?

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

This has turned out to be a popular forum

You must have all had the experience

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This has turned out to be a popular forum

You must have all had the experience

lol"

17 words - not allowed

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

Sorry piercing welded shut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last, but not least

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