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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i decided in my wisdom to clear my garden shed out.
It had been bugging me for months and i could never find anything
and i was bord shitless this afternoon
I told pete that anything i find that i thought was rubbish was going in the bin he soon came out and helped
anyways 3 hrs later i now have a clean and tidy shed and i can find things
mind you the spiders and now homeless
and there were some big arsed spiders lol |
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Cleared ours out last August Bank Holiday, looked like a showroom shed after....this May Bank Holiday have to do it all over again because it looks just as bad again....if not worse!
Feckin shed pixies....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Talking of sheds, I met an old schoolchum I hadn't seen for years getting out of a brand spanking new Rolls Royce so I stopped him and asked how come he'd done so well in life.
He said, "Well, about 5 years ago I was down the market and this guy was selling sheds at half price, so I bought one for £50, re-felted the roof, fresh creosote all over it, knocked it our for £150!"
"Wow," says I, "not a bad return, what did you do next?"
He replied, "I went straight back to that market, didn't I! Bought three more sheds, done them up, knocked them out."
"And then what? More sheds?" Says I.
"Nah, me uncle died and left me £5 million quid, so I thought, 'Fuck the sheds!'" |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"i decided in my wisdom to clear my garden shed out.
It had been bugging me for months and i could never find anything
and i was bord shitless this afternoon
I told pete that anything i find that i thought was rubbish was going in the bin he soon came out and helped
anyways 3 hrs later i now have a clean and tidy shed and i can find things
mind you the spiders and now homeless
and there were some big arsed spiders lol"
Daren't go near mine! Sod knows what lives in there!!  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"i decided in my wisdom to clear my garden shed out.
It had been bugging me for months and i could never find anything
and i was bord shitless this afternoon
I told pete that anything i find that i thought was rubbish was going in the bin he soon came out and helped
anyways 3 hrs later i now have a clean and tidy shed and i can find things
mind you the spiders and now homeless
and there were some big arsed spiders lol
Daren't go near mine! Sod knows what lives in there!! "
it its owt like mine - you get a hoe and a spade,,lol |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"i decided in my wisdom to clear my garden shed out.
It had been bugging me for months and i could never find anything
and i was bord shitless this afternoon
I told pete that anything i find that i thought was rubbish was going in the bin he soon came out and helped
anyways 3 hrs later i now have a clean and tidy shed and i can find things
mind you the spiders and now homeless
and there were some big arsed spiders lol
Daren't go near mine! Sod knows what lives in there!!
it its owt like mine - you get a hoe and a spade,,lol"
There is something lurking! Might be an old Guy Fawkes! If not i have squatters!  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
ok
reasons NOT to go in ya shed.
1) spiders if that way you are inclined
2) hoes
3) spades - love mine for digging the patio
4) Femme in a really bad mood cos she been locked in there.
ok
i know which i fear most and it aint 1-3, lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"ok
reasons NOT to go in ya shed.
1) spiders if that way you are inclined
2) hoes
3) spades - love mine for digging the patio
4) Femme in a really bad mood cos she been locked in there.
ok
i know which i fear most and it aint 1-3, lol "
well its them there splinters   |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"ok
reasons NOT to go in ya shed.
1) spiders if that way you are inclined
2) hoes
3) spades - love mine for digging the patio
4) Femme in a really bad mood cos she been locked in there.
ok
i know which i fear most and it aint 1-3, lol "
Well mines a feking huge shed! I think there is a family of kosovars in the back too! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"ok
reasons NOT to go in ya shed.
1) spiders if that way you are inclined
2) hoes
3) spades - love mine for digging the patio
4) Femme in a really bad mood cos she been locked in there.
ok
i know which i fear most and it aint 1-3, lol well its them there splinters "
pmsl!!!
i heard about those splinters you sexy minx!!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I will help you pick em out if you wish - just so i can get another close up of your arse of course xxx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"ok
reasons NOT to go in ya shed.
1) spiders if that way you are inclined
2) hoes
3) spades - love mine for digging the patio
4) Femme in a really bad mood cos she been locked in there.
ok
i know which i fear most and it aint 1-3, lol well its them there splinters
pmsl!!!
i heard about those splinters you sexy minx!!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I will help you pick em out if you wish - just so i can get another close up of your arse of course xxx"
yopu may have to get very very close  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"ok
reasons NOT to go in ya shed.
1) spiders if that way you are inclined
2) hoes
3) spades - love mine for digging the patio
4) Femme in a really bad mood cos she been locked in there.
ok
i know which i fear most and it aint 1-3, lol well its them there splinters
pmsl!!!
i heard about those splinters you sexy minx!!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I will help you pick em out if you wish - just so i can get another close up of your arse of course xxxyopu may have to get very very close "
ooooooooooooh what a shame!!!
Am i allowed to drool???
Or is that really really bad |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"ok
reasons NOT to go in ya shed.
1) spiders if that way you are inclined
2) hoes
3) spades - love mine for digging the patio
4) Femme in a really bad mood cos she been locked in there.
ok
i know which i fear most and it aint 1-3, lol well its them there splinters
pmsl!!!
i heard about those splinters you sexy minx!!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I will help you pick em out if you wish - just so i can get another close up of your arse of course xxxyopu may have to get very very close
ooooooooooooh what a shame!!!
Am i allowed to drool???
Or is that really really bad"
so baaaaaaaaaaaaad but gooooooooood lol |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"ok
reasons NOT to go in ya shed.
1) spiders if that way you are inclined
2) hoes
3) spades - love mine for digging the patio
4) Femme in a really bad mood cos she been locked in there.
ok
i know which i fear most and it aint 1-3, lol well its them there splinters
pmsl!!!
i heard about those splinters you sexy minx!!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I will help you pick em out if you wish - just so i can get another close up of your arse of course xxxyopu may have to get very very close
ooooooooooooh what a shame!!!
Am i allowed to drool???
Or is that really really badso baaaaaaaaaaaaad but gooooooooood lol"
Hey you can go look in the shed and report back!  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"ok
reasons NOT to go in ya shed.
1) spiders if that way you are inclined
2) hoes
3) spades - love mine for digging the patio
4) Femme in a really bad mood cos she been locked in there.
ok
i know which i fear most and it aint 1-3, lol well its them there splinters
pmsl!!!
i heard about those splinters you sexy minx!!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I will help you pick em out if you wish - just so i can get another close up of your arse of course xxxyopu may have to get very very close
ooooooooooooh what a shame!!!
Am i allowed to drool???
Or is that really really badso baaaaaaaaaaaaad but gooooooooood lol
Hey you can go look in the shed and report back! "
take the leash off then.....co0me get me though if i aint back in 10 |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"ok
reasons NOT to go in ya shed.
1) spiders if that way you are inclined
2) hoes
3) spades - love mine for digging the patio
4) Femme in a really bad mood cos she been locked in there.
ok
i know which i fear most and it aint 1-3, lol well its them there splinters
pmsl!!!
i heard about those splinters you sexy minx!!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I will help you pick em out if you wish - just so i can get another close up of your arse of course xxxyopu may have to get very very close
ooooooooooooh what a shame!!!
Am i allowed to drool???
Or is that really really badso baaaaaaaaaaaaad but gooooooooood lol
Hey you can go look in the shed and report back! take the leash off then.....co0me get me though if i aint back in 10 "
No way you might not come out the shed if there is something good in there. |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"oooooooooooooooh good job its a big shed!!!
MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i nicked BBs favourite sweater so we should be ok "
phew!!!
i had a freaky moment there and nearly ended up in the wrong shed!!!
Why didnt you remind me that yours was the one with the tomato plant outside!!!
LO~L |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"oooooooooooooooh good job its a big shed!!!
MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i nicked BBs favourite sweater so we should be ok
phew!!!
i had a freaky moment there and nearly ended up in the wrong shed!!!
Why didnt you remind me that yours was the one with the tomato plant outside!!!
LO~L"
Tell her to give mi jumper back! I don't want it mucky in that there shed! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"oooooooooooooooh good job its a big shed!!!
MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i nicked BBs favourite sweater so we should be ok
phew!!!
i had a freaky moment there and nearly ended up in the wrong shed!!!
Why didnt you remind me that yours was the one with the tomato plant outside!!!
LO~L
Tell her to give mi jumper back! I don't want it mucky in that there shed!"
Ohhh- but this shed as ad a spring clean!!!
Only some spiders with hairy legs - but then they are all sunbathing at the mo
Booted out they was, now eating ants. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"oooooooooooooooh good job its a big shed!!!
MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i nicked BBs favourite sweater so we should be ok
phew!!!
i had a freaky moment there and nearly ended up in the wrong shed!!!
Why didnt you remind me that yours was the one with the tomato plant outside!!!
LO~L
Tell her to give mi jumper back! I don't want it mucky in that there shed!
Ohhh- but this shed as ad a spring clean!!!
Only some spiders with hairy legs - but then they are all sunbathing at the mo
Booted out they was, now eating ants."
I like spiders but its the snake i lost in 97 i am worried about. The neighbour has lost 6 dogs in the last 12 months down the bottom of the garden  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"oooooooooooooooh good job its a big shed!!!
MWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i nicked BBs favourite sweater so we should be ok
phew!!!
i had a freaky moment there and nearly ended up in the wrong shed!!!
Why didnt you remind me that yours was the one with the tomato plant outside!!!
LO~L
Tell her to give mi jumper back! I don't want it mucky in that there shed!
Ohhh- but this shed as ad a spring clean!!!
Only some spiders with hairy legs - but then they are all sunbathing at the mo
Booted out they was, now eating ants.
I like spiders but its the snake i lost in 97 i am worried about. The neighbour has lost 6 dogs in the last 12 months down the bottom of the garden "
stop bragging |
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