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By *odareyou OP   Man  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Reasons to be cherrful parts,,,,

1. Its sunny outside

2. I m finishing work at 3 pm

3 , I get to perv at some lovely ladies on here

Whats your s?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I found a £20 note in my jeans, been through the wash, will I get done for money laundering?

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By *odareyou OP   Man  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I found a £20 note in my jeans, been through the wash, will I get done for money laundering? "

That joke was crominal,,

I ll pinch it though its better than some of mine,,

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By *odareyou OP   Man  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Yep it was so bad it was criminal even,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's my day off

Riding my horse and galloping over a open field on this fine sunny day!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Just had my first chocolate for a month - who knew they made choc covered rice cakes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hit me with your rhythm stick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its beautiful,ive been out walking,chatted to some lovely people along the way,noticed more things than when I zoom past in my car and seen an owl sitting in a tree

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Its beautiful,ive been out walking,chatted to some lovely people along the way,noticed more things than when I zoom past in my car and seen an owl sitting in a tree "
Twitwooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its beautiful,ive been out walking,chatted to some lovely people along the way,noticed more things than when I zoom past in my car and seen an owl sitting in a tree Twitwooooooooooooo"

twitawoooooooooo to yoooooo toooooooooooo

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By *odareyou OP   Man  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Sorry to be pedantic you d need a male and a female Owl for a twit twoo, one Owl saus twit tje other says twoo,

This Might be why I dont get meets,,, I m too busy watching the wrong soft of birds,,

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple  over a year ago

Hinckley

A Distinction in my Psychology exam, pancakes and a 2000 word law assignment to complete by Thursday morning (actually, scrub the last one!!)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lovely day

Met my son for lunch

Friends round for dinner tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry to be pedantic you d need a male and a female Owl for a twit twoo, one Owl saus twit tje other says twoo,

This Might be why I dont get meets,,, I m too busy watching the wrong soft of birds,, "

Ian Dury also said "there ain't half been some clever bastards"!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To paraphrase Morrissey - if I covered that song it would be an instrumental.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Sex and drugs and rock and roll. Well, beer instead of drugs but the sentiment is the same.

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By *vie RuthWoman  over a year ago

Just where the rainbow end.s . .

Went and bought a new shower Sick of cold showers Now its hot and steamy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry to be pedantic you d need a male and a female Owl for a twit twoo, one Owl saus twit tje other says twoo,

This Might be why I dont get meets,,, I m too busy watching the wrong soft of birds,, "

Being a (Horny)ornithologist helps

not for me it don,t... ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To paraphrase Morrissey - if I covered that song it would be an instrumental. "

To quote a Sparks song title :

Lighten Up, Morrisey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening; I'm from Essex,

Incase you couldn't tell,

my given name is Dickie

& I come from Billaricay

& I'm doing very well.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a love affair with Nina

In the back of my Cortina.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had my first chocolate for a month - who knew they made choc covered rice cakes! "

After four weeks you deserve a better chocolatey treat than cardboard covered in chocolate.Well done though I couldn't do a month.

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

. .hit me with your rhythm stick two fat persons click click click.hit me hit me hi tt meee!!!. x x X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


". .hit me with your rhythm stick two fat persons click click click.hit me hit me hi tt meee!!!. x x X "

In the wilds of Borneo

& the vineyards of Bordeaux ......

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By *odareyou OP   Man  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Todays reasons I m cheerful

1. I had a wink when I woke up, they do make me smile,

2. I m working in the countryside of the Yorkshire dales today, fabulous,

3. the collared dove who annoys the feck out of me with its calls at an ungodly hour didn t ,, yey

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