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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am about to brave the loft again.

I hate the loft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there's bad things in the loft

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

I've started to sing the theme to Trap Door

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

just remember to sing when your in there..

its a known fact that singing will deter a spider from dropping down the back of your neck..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last time I went in mine there was a little furry thing with a tail in the trap I forgot was up there!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My loft has been converted it still gives me the creeps and it's a horrible red colour

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"there's bad things in the loft"

yep, my m8 found a mortar round and 2 live handgrenades..

ended up with half the street cleared whilst bomb disposal sorted it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pleased I don't have a loft. Although I was in bed the other week thinking there's something in the loft then removed I don't have one. So who was on my roof ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know things are watching you from the dark. I have never been in our loft.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Good luck. If we don't hear from you I'll despatch Ryan with his ladder to rescue your remains.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take your phone with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've started to sing the theme to Trap Door"

BURT!!...Where's my lunch?!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Loft trip has been delayed in favour of going to Wickes.

Much safer, if more costly.

Loft will still have to be braved later.

I shall go armed!

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