"I think he's getting even more balls added in, in order to become a super villain, "NO ONE EXPECTS MULTIBALL"- could be one of many of his sayings. "
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Busy yourself by checking the following:
- doctors and nurses are sober
- what routine they use for sterilising implements.
- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling
- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.
- the staff have the correct qualifications.
..... That should keep you busy for a while  |
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"Busy yourself by checking the following:
- doctors and nurses are sober
- what routine they use for sterilising implements.
- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling
- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.
- the staff have the correct qualifications.
..... That should keep you busy for a while "
Lmfao thanks for that now iv even more to worry about. There is now a 6ft odd biker quivering in a manchester hospital say hi if your around you'll not miss me |
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"Busy yourself by checking the following:
- doctors and nurses are sober
- what routine they use for sterilising implements.
- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling
- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.
- the staff have the correct qualifications.
..... That should keep you busy for a while
Lmfao thanks for that now iv even more to worry about. There is now a 6ft odd biker quivering in a manchester hospital say hi if your around you'll not miss me "
It's fine chill out and relax fella    |
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Good luck hope it goes well and wish you a speedy recovery.
Word of advice, if you haven't read 2innotts post yet - DON'T!!!!!! Very funny but not the distraction you are looking for I'm sure
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"Busy yourself by checking the following:
- doctors and nurses are sober
- what routine they use for sterilising implements.
- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling
- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.
- the staff have the correct qualifications.
..... That should keep you busy for a while
Lmfao thanks for that now iv even more to worry about. There is now a 6ft odd biker quivering in a manchester hospital say hi if your around you'll not miss me
It's fine chill out and relax fella "
Now where have I heard that before |
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You could play a game of which people in the hospital would be the most fun on a meet and what they might be into?
I find that can keep me occupied for a while |
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"Good luck hope it goes well and wish you a speedy recovery.
Word of advice, if you haven't read 2innotts post yet - DON'T!!!!!! Very funny but not the distraction you are looking for I'm sure
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Owww fuckerty fuck you know I'll never resist looking now  |
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"Good luck hope it goes well and wish you a speedy recovery.
Word of advice, if you haven't read 2innotts post yet - DON'T!!!!!! Very funny but not the distraction you are looking for I'm sure
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They are all perfectly valid points |
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"Busy yourself by checking the following:
- doctors and nurses are sober
- what routine they use for sterilising implements.
- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling
- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.
- the staff have the correct qualifications.
..... That should keep you busy for a while
Lmfao thanks for that now iv even more to worry about. There is now a 6ft odd biker quivering in a manchester hospital say hi if your around you'll not miss me
It's fine chill out and relax fella "
You could also pre empt things by contacting a no win no fee compensation solicitor.
All the best hoping it goes well and for a great outcome. |
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"Try not to think about waking up as the last in line in the human centipede .......  "
You now you falks really arnt helping here don't you....mind you I am getting some strange looks from gigging away to myself |
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Ask the hospital for their latest report. You need stats like mortality rate and percentage chance of operation failure. Have you got insurance 
Could be worse OP - you could be in Mid Staffs |
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"Busy yourself by checking the following:
- doctors and nurses are sober
- what routine they use for sterilising implements.
- any signs of blood on walls / floor / ceiling
- what procedure they have in place to ensure their tools will not get left inside you.
- the staff have the correct qualifications.
..... That should keep you busy for a while "
That was very cruel, funny but cruel. I'm sure you'll be fine Blade. By the time you finish giggling at this thread it'll all be over. Good luck  |
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I never got chance to say I was sorry and now he's gone and I'm Ieft blubbing and what if something happens and you will all feel really bad and and and oh this is awful Blade come back I forgot to say good luck. |
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"Good luck hope it goes well and wish you a speedy recovery.
Word of advice, if you haven't read 2innotts post yet - DON'T!!!!!! Very funny but not the distraction you are looking for I'm sure
They are all perfectly valid points "
They are indeed and I am still smiling about them - from the safety of my home not in a hospital awaiting treatment thankfully |
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"Yay he's back he'd just gone for a shit "
I can't believe I am laughing so much at poor blade's clinical outcome - you two should be a double act at the Comedy Store if you aren't already |
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"Are you having colonic irrigation? "
he's offline again. I don't think it's this though cheeky because it only takes a couple of minutes to stick a tube up your bum and he's been gone 11 minutes now |
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"Are you having colonic irrigation?
he's offline again. I don't think it's this though cheeky because it only takes a couple of minutes to stick a tube up your bum and he's been gone 11 minutes now "
What do you reckon it is?? |
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"Are you having colonic irrigation?
he's offline again. I don't think it's this though cheeky because it only takes a couple of minutes to stick a tube up your bum and he's been gone 11 minutes now
What do you reckon it is?? "
You know what men are like. He's probably got a verruca or something. They always make a mountain out of a molehill. If he wants sympathy from me he better come back with a story about chainsaws and a failed general |
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I can just feel the love around this thread ya loada basterds. Liked the ingrowing toe nail comment I so bloody wish this was just a man cold this. Now in my third waiting room an 3rd fucking examination. Think there having a pissing giggle now |
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"Are you having colonic irrigation?
he's offline again. I don't think it's this though cheeky because it only takes a couple of minutes to stick a tube up your bum and he's been gone 11 minutes now
What do you reckon it is??
You know what men are like. He's probably got a verruca or something. They always make a mountain out of a molehill. If he wants sympathy from me he better come back with a story about chainsaws and a failed general "
He's probably getting his leg amputated..... From the neck |
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over a year ago
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Blade, ate they playing the pass the parcel game with you? They do that to me all the time. You move through different waiting rooms not knowing which bit will be uncovered next. I hope there is a prize at the end.
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"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot  "
I'll say something nice.
If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country. |
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"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot
I'll say something nice.
If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country."
If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.
Kidding! |
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"I can just feel the love around this thread ya loada basterds. Liked the ingrowing toe nail comment I so bloody wish this was just a man cold this. Now in my third waiting room an 3rd fucking examination. Think there having a pissing giggle now
Friendly staff then showing you around. Are you wearing a back fastening gown "
To bloody friendly if you get me they could at least give me a kiss an tell me they love me 1st |
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Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can just feel the love around this thread ya loada basterds. Liked the ingrowing toe nail comment I so bloody wish this was just a man cold this. Now in my third waiting room an 3rd fucking examination. Think there having a pissing giggle now
Friendly staff then showing you around. Are you wearing a back fastening gown
To bloody friendly if you get me they could at least give me a kiss an tell me they love me 1st "
It's only a little finger and it's NSA. |
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"Blade, ate they playing the pass the parcel game with you? They do that to me all the time. You move through different waiting rooms not knowing which bit will be uncovered next. I hope there is a prize at the end.
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Think its more like drop the parcel an move on to the next poor sucker. Its really doing my head in now no strate answer just go here go there wait for yoir name being called an all very serious faces in fact 1 or 2 may have even cracked including my own |
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"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot
I'll say something nice.
If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.
If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.
Kidding!"
you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark |
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over a year ago
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"Blade, ate they playing the pass the parcel game with you? They do that to me all the time. You move through different waiting rooms not knowing which bit will be uncovered next. I hope there is a prize at the end.
Think its more like drop the parcel an move on to the next poor sucker. Its really doing my head in now no strate answer just go here go there wait for yoir name being called an all very serious faces in fact 1 or 2 may have even cracked including my own"
It is a process but it means you don't have to have three different appointments on different days. I was glad of it with my breast lumps as they gave me the results after playing pass the parcel with me. I didn't have to wait for a letter and make another appointment. |
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"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot
I'll say something nice.
If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.
If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.
Kidding!
you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark"
Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.
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I'm offline now for a bit.
Don't forget OP to ask their qualifications and experience before the feckers come anywhere near you.
The NHS is rife with staff who have purchased degrees off eBay  |
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"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot
I'll say something nice.
If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.
If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.
Kidding!
you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark
Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.
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So made me laff you know my area well then oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope |
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"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot
I'll say something nice.
If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.
If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.
Kidding!
you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark
Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.
So made me laff you know my area well then oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope "
From Salford too  |
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"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot
I'll say something nice.
If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.
If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.
Kidding!
you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark
Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.
So made me laff you know my area well then oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope
From Salford too "
Thought ur mrs looked familiar |
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"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot
I'll say something nice.
If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.
If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.
Kidding!
you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark
Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.
So made me laff you know my area well then oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope
From Salford too
Thought ur mrs looked familiar "
I am the Mrs!! Tis always me getting I everyones wick. Husband has a sekf-imposed forum ban. |
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"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot
I'll say something nice.
If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.
If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.
Kidding!
you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark
Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.
So made me laff you know my area well then oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope
From Salford too
Thought ur mrs looked familiar
I am the Mrs!! Tis always me getting I everyones wick. Husband has a sekf-imposed forum ban."
Well I fecked that up then didn't I but well wit fecking woo hes a lucky lad haha where in salford you from ? Iv moved now but im salford born an bred mainly higher broughton |
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"Your all really really horrible an im not talking to you no more ya rotten lot
I'll say something nice.
If you're in Hope (Salford Royal) it's one of the best hospitals in the country.
If you're not........ooh, sorry mate.
Kidding!
you in the same waiting room yep im in hope tride sending me to crumsell feck that for a lark
Problem with Crumpsall is you end up needing A&E too after getting stabbed on your way there.
So made me laff you know my area well then oww feck here we go again. Keep em coming you rotten lot back soon......I hope
From Salford too
Thought ur mrs looked familiar
I am the Mrs!! Tis always me getting I everyones wick. Husband has a sekf-imposed forum ban.
Well I fecked that up then didn't I but well wit fecking woo hes a lucky lad haha where in salford you from ? Iv moved now but im salford born an bred mainly higher broughton"
Born Ordsall, then Higher Broughton, finally Swinton. |
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"Owww thats a bit close I wonder if I do no you how mad would that be "
I don't recognise you lol.
Left Salford 14 years ago, probably wouldn't remember my next door neighbour now! |
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Left about the same time an yes I know what you mean an besides my appearance has change a lot since them days mainly I used to have hair an teeth lmao yes that really is a joke im still holding on to them.....just |
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