What's your most embarrassing moment so far.....
For me it was going to the toilets in a smallish asda. I walked in with a big job to do as it where an noticed there was only 2 cubicles an the other was out of order but paid it now mind so dropped my kecks an got on with my business. A few moments later I heard a woman voice outside again paid it no mind must be a cleaner I thought then anther womans voice but this time with a child what the fuck I thought then looked to my right an noticed this strange white machine on the wall an on the other side on the floor a funny looking bin then the penny drops im in the fecking ladys doh after an age hoping they would give up an go just more an more ladys where waiting outside then I remembered the cubicle next door was out of order so with no other choice I opend the door looked at the sea of faces staring at me quickly mutterd "its fixed now lady" an run like holly fuck to my car before some 1 ramg the police. Funny now but at the time I wanted to die  |
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First thing that comes into my head is getting stuck in a corset type top in Debenhams,im sure the shop assistant that had to help me out of it never envisaged that she'd have a strange womans boobs in her face before morning coffee break when she started work that day! |
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Went to France to watch the Le Mans with the lads from work. For myself and some of the other lads it was our first time in France. Anyway we popped into a local hypermarket on the way to the campsite we were staying. As we had been driving awhile some of us were desperate for a pee. We went into the toilets, after locating the sign in the store to tell us where it was. It was a little like those at the service stations in the UK, having no doors at the entrance and you walk around the bend to go inside.
Anyway I was chatting to one of my mates as we walked towards the toilet only to have one of our other mates run past us, telling us that he was 'busting'.
Now I know we were in a foreign country and things are slightly different but as we walked through the entrance and around into the toilet, I immediately thought something was not right. Our friend who was busting, was relieving himself in one of the several pieces of sanitary ware that lined the room. And then it struck me.
I went to say something to our urinating friend but it was too late. From one of the doors on the far side of the toilet appeared an all female family consisting of what looked like a Nan, a Mum and two young girls.
The look on their faces when the saw a guy pissing in the communal sinks outside the loos was priceless.
Me and my other friend quickly, headed for the other door in the room, the one with the familiar stick man sign on. We burst out laughing as we heard the older lady chastise our other mate, who was unable to stop pissing due even though he was now being attacked by an elderly French lady.
Still chuckle about it when we get together. |
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