"broke his leg today.
I made him a splint out of two matches.
His face lit up.
And then so did the rest of him, i forgot i had put sand paper on the floor of his cage!!!!"
You're one sick little cookie! Love you Sweetie! Z |
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between the Icelandic volcano and Cheryl Cole?
The volcano is still blowing Ash"
yaya.
My boyfriend was getting chatted up by two gorgoues girls at the pub today.
They stroked his beer belly and one asked - is that Fosters, the other said, naah, ithink its Tetleys.
My fella relpies - well there is a tap just below it if ya wanna taste  |
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"ACTUALLY MS WEST!!!!!
Werent YOU the one killing Bees and shotting cats??
And spiders???
And you call me sick???
LOL
xxxx"
Never ever go cat shotting debz.
Its against the law ya know.
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By *ebzStar OP Woman
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"ACTUALLY MS WEST!!!!!
Werent YOU the one killing Bees and shotting cats??
And spiders???
And you call me sick???
LOL
xxxx
Never ever go cat shotting debz.
Its against the law ya know.
"
pmsl peaches.
Two of the fuckers outside my window now screaming at each other.
Gonna go out and flatten the pair of them if they dont shut up.
I am suprised the neigbours dont fo out - tho it seems to be me the only one with my windows open all the time. |
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