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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"FFS your meant to say "whos there" Bastards im not playing now 
did the mean forumites spoil your fun BB?? "
Fekin knockers fallen off now! Bloody jehovas will ring the bell in the morning now!  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"FFS your meant to say "whos there" Bastards im not playing now
did the mean forumites spoil your fun BB??
Fekin knockers fallen off now! Bloody jehovas will ring the bell in the morning now! "
well they aint having my knockers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fecking God Squad got me out the bath today.
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1st knock: bugger that, I ain't getting out.
2nd knock: tsk.. maybe whoever it is will fuck off.
3rd knock: damn, maybe the car has been damaged, tiles fallen off the roof. Better go see.
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Open door.
Desert Wellie Wearer: Hello Sir, do you think you have done enough in life to be redeemed when you get to Heaven.
Me: Huh? I'm wrapped in a towel and you wanna chat on the doorstep about when I die?
DWW: I can see we've interupted you, but our message is important to you, your family and your spiritual well being.
Me: I don't believe in God so it makes no difference to me what happens when I die.
DWW: You don't believe in God (affected incredulous disbelieving tone here)
Me: Nope. Not a word of it. Why do innocent people die for no reason? Does God want them back up there with him then?
DWW: Nobody knows what God's ultimate plans are for us all.
Me: What are you talking to me for then. You obv ain't got a clue what it's all about, have you?
DWW: (holds up bible with pleading eyes about to make his sales pitch)
Me: (Looks at smirking companion next to DWW as he knows I'm about to slam the door shut)
DWW: Can we jus....
Me: Bye now, have a nice day.
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"FFS your meant to say "whos there" Bastards im not playing now
did the mean forumites spoil your fun BB??
Fekin knockers fallen off now! Bloody jehovas will ring the bell in the morning now! well they aint having my knockers "
Shuttup and let me press ya buttons  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Fecking God Squad got me out the bath today.
~
1st knock: bugger that, I ain't getting out.
2nd knock: tsk.. maybe whoever it is will fuck off.
3rd knock: damn, maybe the car has been damaged, tiles fallen off the roof. Better go see.
~
Open door.
Desert Wellie Wearer: Hello Sir, do you think you have done enough in life to be redeemed when you get to Heaven.
Me: Huh? I'm wrapped in a towel and you wanna chat on the doorstep about when I die?
DWW: I can see we've interupted you, but our message is important to you, your family and your spiritual well being.
Me: I don't believe in God so it makes no difference to me what happens when I die.
DWW: You don't believe in God (affected incredulous disbelieving tone here)
Me: Nope. Not a word of it. Why do innocent people die for no reason? Does God want them back up there with him then?
DWW: Nobody knows what God's ultimate plans are for us all.
Me: What are you talking to me for then. You obv ain't got a clue what it's all about, have you?
DWW: (holds up bible with pleading eyes about to make his sales pitch)
Me: (Looks at smirking companion next to DWW as he knows I'm about to slam the door shut)
DWW: Can we jus....
Me: Bye now, have a nice day.
SLAM!!! "
Do the google peeps go Knock Knock? |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Ha ha ha haha ha hah a
Think the Google peeps juist peer in the windows!!!!
I is only grinning cos mr google missed me 
Mr Google cant catch me!!!!LOL
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Well your not on the electoral register so no one will catch you. |
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