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over a year ago
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Guys and gals , some of you may or may not know what this is . It can be a hot look on the right person. Amy Willerston has it , Cameron Diaz , Abbey Clancy to name a few . Too much of a gap between the bridge and the tummy can make a woman look emmaciated, which is not a good look. Ie ) more than 5mm . You tend to see it more when a girl is lying on her back. Must admit to having a sneaky look behind sunglasses on holiday . I've noticed a few on here that have it . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What am I inspecting my body for now?  "
LOL !!!! I'd love to inspect it that's for sure .
Anyway , just type bikini bridge into Google and select images . Many examples on there .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My stretch marks make a great bridge if a join them all together with a marker  "
I'd like to cross over your bridge. I bet there's a lovely spot on the other side.
No trolls I hope lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What am I inspecting my body for now?
LOL !!!! I'd love to inspect it that's for sure .
Anyway , just type bikini bridge into Google and select images . Many examples on there . "
ahhh you mean when tummy goes concave and hip bones show...normally a sign that doughnut consumption levels need upping!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My stretch marks make a great bridge if a join them all together with a marker
I'd like to cross over your bridge. I bet there's a lovely spot on the other side.
No trolls I hope lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive had that when ive been ill on holiday,I looked anorexic,it looked disgusting and people could see my honeypot if they stood behind me
Not a look im going to work at achieving again anytime soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is it with you and picking at women's body...first it's the gap between your thighs now this...does it matter as long as women are happy with themselves..."
 this! Id rather scoff the toblerone than be able to fit it inbetween my thighs! |
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"Guys and gals , some of you may or may not know what this is . It can be a hot look on the right person. Amy Willerston has it , Cameron Diaz , Abbey Clancy to name a few . Too much of a gap between the bridge and the tummy can make a woman look emmaciated, which is not a good look. Ie ) more than 5mm . You tend to see it more when a girl is lying on her back. Must admit to having a sneaky look behind sunglasses on holiday . I've noticed a few on here that have it . "
It gets more like Fucking CRUFTS here on a daily basis. |
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"What is it with you and picking at women's body...first it's the gap between your thighs now this...does it matter as long as women are happy with themselves...
Cheeky ! Most of my posts are tongue in cheek, daft , and just a bit of fun . I'm not picking at women's bodies at all so I'm sorry if feel that way, it's certainly not my intention. Most people have a good laugh on my posts , which IS what I'm trying to achieve .  "
As long as you find it funny and others do then that's all that matters...maybe I'm the only one that has lost my sense of humour with the constant threads around size, weight etc... |
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"What is it with you and picking at women's body...first it's the gap between your thighs now this...does it matter as long as women are happy with themselves...
this! Id rather scoff the toblerone than be able to fit it inbetween my thighs!"
Haha love this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys and gals , some of you may or may not know what this is . It can be a hot look on the right person. Amy Willerston has it , Cameron Diaz , Abbey Clancy to name a few . Too much of a gap between the bridge and the tummy can make a woman look emmaciated, which is not a good look. Ie ) more than 5mm . You tend to see it more when a girl is lying on her back. Must admit to having a sneaky look behind sunglasses on holiday . I've noticed a few on here that have it .
It gets more like Fucking CRUFTS here on a daily basis. "
yes gran you're right and did you see that extreme dog grooming on tv . They now with food colours do all strange things. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What is it with you and picking at women's body...first it's the gap between your thighs now this...does it matter as long as women are happy with themselves...
Cheeky ! Most of my posts are tongue in cheek, daft , and just a bit of fun . I'm not picking at women's bodies at all so I'm sorry if feel that way, it's certainly not my intention. Most people have a good laugh on my posts , which IS what I'm trying to achieve .
As long as you find it funny and others do then that's all that matters...maybe I'm the only one that has lost my sense of humour with the constant threads around size, weight etc..."
OK ! I won't post anymore ! However the " gap" thread filled 2 posts with 175 replies each , as did my " back/ front pussy" one and " black hole " thread . I only post for fun , I find a lot of posts morose and depressing so like to keep things light hearted . |
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"What is it with you and picking at women's body...first it's the gap between your thighs now this...does it matter as long as women are happy with themselves...
Cheeky ! Most of my posts are tongue in cheek, daft , and just a bit of fun . I'm not picking at women's bodies at all so I'm sorry if feel that way, it's certainly not my intention. Most people have a good laugh on my posts , which IS what I'm trying to achieve .
As long as you find it funny and others do then that's all that matters...maybe I'm the only one that has lost my sense of humour with the constant threads around size, weight etc..."
Don't start blaming yourself for the mistakes of others.
There's nothing remotely funny or tongue in cheek about this thread.
It's just another 'my perfect piece of meat' post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys and gals , some of you may or may not know what this is . It can be a hot look on the right person. Amy Willerston has it , Cameron Diaz , Abbey Clancy to name a few . Too much of a gap between the bridge and the tummy can make a woman look emmaciated, which is not a good look. Ie ) more than 5mm . You tend to see it more when a girl is lying on her back. Must admit to having a sneaky look behind sunglasses on holiday . I've noticed a few on here that have it .
It gets more like Fucking CRUFTS here on a daily basis. yes gran you're right and did you see that extreme dog grooming on tv . They now with food colours do all strange things. "
That was barmy wasn't it. |
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"What is it with you and picking at women's body...first it's the gap between your thighs now this...does it matter as long as women are happy with themselves...
Cheeky ! Most of my posts are tongue in cheek, daft , and just a bit of fun . I'm not picking at women's bodies at all so I'm sorry if feel that way, it's certainly not my intention. Most people have a good laugh on my posts , which IS what I'm trying to achieve .
As long as you find it funny and others do then that's all that matters...maybe I'm the only one that has lost my sense of humour with the constant threads around size, weight etc...
OK ! I won't post anymore ! However the " gap" thread filled 2 posts with 175 replies each , as did my " back/ front pussy" one and " black hole " thread . I only post for fun , I find a lot of posts morose and depressing so like to keep things light hearted . "
Whatever floats your boat..I'm not saying not to post any more as it's your choice of topic you want to post in the forums and no one is stopping you..I should know better and not click on threads...but keep posting if you feel that it's a popular topic and it's filling threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys and gals , some of you may or may not know what this is . It can be a hot look on the right person. Amy Willerston has it , Cameron Diaz , Abbey Clancy to name a few . Too much of a gap between the bridge and the tummy can make a woman look emmaciated, which is not a good look. Ie ) more than 5mm . You tend to see it more when a girl is lying on her back. Must admit to having a sneaky look behind sunglasses on holiday . I've noticed a few on here that have it .
It gets more like Fucking CRUFTS here on a daily basis. "
Aren't we all a bit "barking mad" to be on here though?  |
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"Guys and gals , some of you may or may not know what this is . It can be a hot look on the right person. Amy Willerston has it , Cameron Diaz , Abbey Clancy to name a few . Too much of a gap between the bridge and the tummy can make a woman look emmaciated, which is not a good look. Ie ) more than 5mm . You tend to see it more when a girl is lying on her back. Must admit to having a sneaky look behind sunglasses on holiday . I've noticed a few on here that have it .
It gets more like Fucking CRUFTS here on a daily basis.
Aren't we all a bit "barking mad" to be on here though? "
Yep .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As said many many times before, if you don't like a thread, skip it and ignore it 
Why ?
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Because as I see it some people are getting riled and that's what leads to negative comments which in turn can upset some people. I appreciate that everyone has an opinion but sometimes it's better to bite your tongue and not comment at all  |
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"As said many many times before, if you don't like a thread, skip it and ignore it
Why ?
Because as I see it some people are getting riled and that's what leads to negative comments which in turn can upset some people. I appreciate that everyone has an opinion but sometimes it's better to bite your tongue and not comment at all "
Who for ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For the people who comment in a lighthearted way - I just think that posting negative comments aimed at people who start threads that are supposed to just be a bit of fun are not nice....comments posted in answer to a thread should surely be lighthearted and not arsey shouldn't they? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who can lend me their bikini bottoms? I want to see if I have a burger bridge.
Idiot .... yours is a Frankfurter Fortress !"
Quote " Don't start blaming yourself for the mistakes of others.
There's nothing remotely funny or tongue in cheek about this thread.
It's just another 'my perfect piece of meat' post." unquote .
I'm confused ! Now you DO find this funny do you??? |
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"Guys and gals , some of you may or may not know what this is . It can be a hot look on the right person. Amy Willerston has it , Cameron Diaz , Abbey Clancy to name a few . Too much of a gap between the bridge and the tummy can make a woman look emmaciated, which is not a good look. Ie ) more than 5mm . You tend to see it more when a girl is lying on her back. Must admit to having a sneaky look behind sunglasses on holiday . I've noticed a few on here that have it .
It gets more like Fucking CRUFTS here on a daily basis. "
What a beautiful shiny coat and cold wet nose you have |
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"Who can lend me their bikini bottoms? I want to see if I have a burger bridge.
Idiot .... yours is a Frankfurter Fortress !
Quote " Don't start blaming yourself for the mistakes of others.
There's nothing remotely funny or tongue in cheek about this thread.
It's just another 'my perfect piece of meat' post." unquote .
I'm confused ! Now you DO find this funny do you??? "
Er, they are a bit too frequent and studied to be funny, and sometimes have a thinly veiled judgemental attitude about them - which I am afraid your comments sometimes do anyway.
I don't think the threads are doing you many favours to be honest, though they do say any publicity is good publicity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For the people who comment in a lighthearted way - I just think that posting negative comments aimed at people who start threads that are supposed to just be a bit of fun are not nice....comments posted in answer to a thread should surely be lighthearted and not arsey shouldn't they? "
Now that's a tad nonsensical. Any thread posted invited reactions. You cannot expect all reactions to be positive (depending on the topic. Chocolate burgers will only elicit bile, of course)
I do notice that women's threads about men's physical niceties are in a minority - apart from colour and cocksize. No mention of the delights of dimples in nice round ass cheeks etc. Women ARE made aware of their bodies and supposed shortcomings much more than men are. So even if this thread WAS meant to be tongue-in-cheek, don't be surprised by snarky responses. And don't even start with 'preferences'.
That is such a cop-out word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For the people who comment in a lighthearted way - I just think that posting negative comments aimed at people who start threads that are supposed to just be a bit of fun are not nice....comments posted in answer to a thread should surely be lighthearted and not arsey shouldn't they?
Now that's a tad nonsensical. Any thread posted invited reactions. You cannot expect all reactions to be positive (depending on the topic. Chocolate burgers will only elicit bile, of course)
I do notice that women's threads about men's physical niceties are in a minority - apart from colour and cocksize. No mention of the delights of dimples in nice round ass cheeks etc. Women ARE made aware of their bodies and supposed shortcomings much more than men are. So even if this thread WAS meant to be tongue-in-cheek, don't be surprised by snarky responses. And don't even start with 'preferences'.
That is such a cop-out word. "
I wouldn't expect all comments to be positive - just don't like the snipey ones - you can post a negative comment without appearing to attack anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had that maybe two years ago but weight gain now so too much tummy and horrible stretch marks "
Stretch marks are never horrible, they're just a new part of you.... |
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"What is it with you and picking at women's body...first it's the gap between your thighs now this...does it matter as long as women are happy with themselves...
Cheeky ! Most of my posts are tongue in cheek, daft , and just a bit of fun . I'm not picking at women's bodies at all so I'm sorry if feel that way, it's certainly not my intention. Most people have a good laugh on my posts , which IS what I'm trying to achieve .
As long as you find it funny and others do then that's all that matters...maybe I'm the only one that has lost my sense of humour with the constant threads around size, weight etc..."
No you're not. |
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"As said many many times before, if you don't like a thread, skip it and ignore it
Why ?
Because as I see it some people are getting riled and that's what leads to negative comments which in turn can upset some people. I appreciate that everyone has an opinion but sometimes it's better to bite your tongue and not comment at all "
Honestly! Its biting tongues and not commenting that has led to people thinking that comments about miniscule parts of womens bodies down to measurements of 5mm are "a bit of fun". |
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"What is it with you and picking at women's body...first it's the gap between your thighs now this...does it matter as long as women are happy with themselves...
Cheeky ! Most of my posts are tongue in cheek, daft , and just a bit of fun . I'm not picking at women's bodies at all so I'm sorry if feel that way, it's certainly not my intention. Most people have a good laugh on my posts , which IS what I'm trying to achieve .
As long as you find it funny and others do then that's all that matters...maybe I'm the only one that has lost my sense of humour with the constant threads around size, weight etc..."
Snap..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just googled some pic, and have to admit many of them look rather erotic, the slight gap teasing your gaze intimately "
when I was thin I couldn't lay flat where people could see mine as my hip bones protruded so much you could see right down my knickers |
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"Who can lend me their bikini bottoms? I want to see if I have a burger bridge.
Idiot .... yours is a Frankfurter Fortress !
Quote " Don't start blaming yourself for the mistakes of others.
There's nothing remotely funny or tongue in cheek about this thread.
It's just another 'my perfect piece of meat' post." unquote .
I'm confused ! Now you DO find this funny do you???
Er, they are a bit too frequent and studied to be funny, and sometimes have a thinly veiled judgemental attitude about them - which I am afraid your comments sometimes do anyway.
I don't think the threads are doing you many favours to be honest, though they do say any publicity is good publicity."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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thankyou to those of you that have PMd me your support about this thread . The post was meant to be silly and lighthearted and it's clear from the messages I've had and the response to previous posts that the majority see them as such . Therefore I will continue to post similar threads.
" bring me sunshine all the while , bring me laughter and a smile , in this world that we live there must be more happiness , so much joy we can bring " |
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"Guys and gals , some of you may or may not know what this is . It can be a hot look on the right person. Amy Willerston has it , Cameron Diaz , Abbey Clancy to name a few . Too much of a gap between the bridge and the tummy can make a woman look emmaciated, which is not a good look. Ie ) more than 5mm . You tend to see it more when a girl is lying on her back. Must admit to having a sneaky look behind sunglasses on holiday . I've noticed a few on here that have it .
It gets more like Fucking CRUFTS here on a daily basis.
What a beautiful shiny coat and cold wet nose you have "
Grrrrrrrrr Woof !
I don't know whether to be a bitch or wish for some balls to lick ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've found a solution to this.
Attach a pipe cleaner to the waistband of your bikini bottoms. Lie down to sunbathe and bend it out a bit,
Presto "
My solution is to sunbathe naked, they'll be so busy staring at my hoo-ha they won't notice the belly the scars or the lumps and bumps. |
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"I've found a solution to this.
Attach a pipe cleaner to the waistband of your bikini bottoms. Lie down to sunbathe and bend it out a bit,
Presto
My solution is to sunbathe naked, they'll be so busy staring at my hoo-ha they won't notice the belly the scars or the lumps and bumps. "
Another excellent solution! Good thinking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"thankyou to those of you that have PMd me your support about this thread . The post was meant to be silly and lighthearted and it's clear from the messages I've had and the response to previous posts that the majority see them as such . Therefore I will continue to post similar threads.
" bring me sunshine all the while , bring me laughter and a smile , in this world that we live there must be more happiness , so much joy we can bring " "
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You keep it up old chap.
Don't let the bastards grind you down |
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By *urvywelshCouple
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"I've found a solution to this.
Attach a pipe cleaner to the waistband of your bikini bottoms. Lie down to sunbathe and bend it out a bit,
Presto
My solution is to sunbathe naked, they'll be so busy staring at my hoo-ha they won't notice the belly the scars or the lumps and bumps. "
Hoo-ha  |
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