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How bizarre, I was just thinking about posting a similar topic…… mainly because I have just read a few, all of which said "Bored" or "Bored.com" - when you are in control of your own situation, you have the power to do anything, so if you're bored, do something about it!! |
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"I also dislike the old 'mmm thanks for tonight, you know who you are' Just thank them in private!!"
Agreed, they remind me of Facebook messages from people who say "I love my kids blah blah blah" - tell them then, just because you tell the whole world doesn't make it any more sincere - the sincerity comes from the heart to the person you want to give the message to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How bizarre, I was just thinking about posting a similar topic…… mainly because I have just read a few, all of which said "Bored" or "Bored.com" - when you are in control of your own situation, you have the power to do anything, so if you're bored, do something about it!! "
Innit.
...If you don't like your current situation. Change it. You ain't no tree!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The I'm deleting profile etc etc ....every week .in others words please talk Me out if it I need attention .....lol
Or need a slut my balls are bursting .......lovely sure that has ladies messaging
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By *atWolf OP Couple
over a year ago
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"How bizarre, I was just thinking about posting a similar topic…… mainly because I have just read a few, all of which said "Bored" or "Bored.com" - when you are in control of your own situation, you have the power to do anything, so if you're bored, do something about it!! "
Some great replies haha. I hate bored updates too...I refuse to let bored into my vocabulary! Even worse when they are board!!! Or horney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The worst one I've seen was a man asking for a meet with women or couples 'good looking only, no pigs'  He was instantly blocked!"
What a charmer, we must go n find him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a status fan club !!!
I occasionally put random ones up ....like
Turn the tree into a spotlight for the universe
Usually that type of one gets more mail than my pyjama ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My most popular status update that i put up, which weirdly enough gets me messages from people. Is when i say 'i am sweating like a beaver'.
The amount of people that respond to that is surreal lol
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"My most popular status update that i put up, which weirdly enough gets me messages from people. Is when i say 'i am sweating like a beaver'.
The amount of people that respond to that is surreal lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My most popular status update that i put up, which weirdly enough gets me messages from people. Is when i say 'i am sweating like a beaver'.
The amount of people that respond to that is surreal lol
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Would you like a cup of tea?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We see one last week after a single fella had posted a major rant on the forums about not getting a meet, his status read "Your all a bunch of c***s!" lol
I winder why he couldbt get a meet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol, GUILTY AS CHARGED. We've been using ours to send lil messages to each other. Todays is something about picking my own torture. Not sorry though guys and gals, because I know with the pics that follow, my boy is walking around with a stonking great hard-on.  |
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"How bizarre, I was just thinking about posting a similar topic…… mainly because I have just read a few, all of which said "Bored" or "Bored.com" - when you are in control of your own situation, you have the power to do anything, so if you're bored, do something about it!! "
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Some of my jokes are tragic,, I dislike the mobile numbers asking or begging for someone to ring,, |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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""I'm so bored, can someone please entertain me?"
Yeah right! "
I might try sending a few jokes to someone with one like that and see if that's the sort of entertainment they want.  |
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""I'm so bored, can someone please entertain me?"
Yeah right!
I might try sending a few jokes to someone with one like that and see if that's the sort of entertainment they want. "
That would be funny. I do wonder what they expect...lol!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" ffs how many times! No single guys"
Looking for a: woman, couple (mm,mf), 'man'
I know single guys are basically the equivalent of a rare disease to some on here, but sort you looking for parameters out, otherwise it's just confusing!lulz |
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"The I'm deleting profile etc etc ....every week .in others words please talk Me out if it I need attention .....lol
Or need a slut my balls are bursting .......lovely sure that has ladies messaging
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"My most popular status update that i put up, which weirdly enough gets me messages from people. Is when i say 'i am sweating like a beaver'.
The amount of people that respond to that is surreal lol
Would you like a cup of tea?
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Amusing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I also dislike the old 'mmm thanks for tonight, you know who you are' Just thank them in private!!
Agreed, they remind me of Facebook messages from people who say "I love my kids blah blah blah" - tell them then, just because you tell the whole world doesn't make it any more sincere - the sincerity comes from the heart to the person you want to give the message to."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to that special one, you have my heart & we are one ( day 1 - day 3 )
not playing ( day 4- day 6 )
fuck you C**t ( day 7 )
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h aa |
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