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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
let you into the world of fab..io!!! 
I was actually mad earlier.. on the way home from work, ran into M&S.... they had ran out of coleslaw... not just the normal ones but even the fruit coleslaw!!!
mildly miffed.. and I though "wow, i think the is the 1st "1st world issue" I have had...
so what "1st world issues" have you had... the more mundane the better... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was miffed yesterday because the electric kept going off for a second or two and it took 5 minutes for the router to re-connect to the internet. I gave up in the end and went to my 1st world snuggly bed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn't know people in Newcastle ate coleslaw lol
anything with fruit in it counts as one of my "five a day" in my world.... "
Does that include cider? |
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I'm getting seriously pissed off as I'm working on the business website, making real progress with SEO and other jargon but the fecking internet keeps cutting out. I've decided to take a breather and paint my nails to calm down but my favourite colour has run out.
Feeling like a spoilt stroppy brat. |
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My free to play 'world of Tanks' takes up to 2 mins to match me in in a random battle at 3 AM when the 2 european servers dont have enough users logged in for instant gratification to be offered!
They really should link their EU servers to their other worldwide servers!
And no I am not in any way picky!  |
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"I'm getting seriously pissed off as I'm working on the business website, making real progress with SEO and other jargon but the fecking internet keeps cutting out. I've decided to take a breather and paint my nails to calm down but my favourite colour has run out.
Feeling like a spoilt stroppy brat."
Spoiled...Never!
you're worth it!  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore. 
Are the trousers legless then?"
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs. "
You have rather lovely legs.  I'm going to have to update my crush post now. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now. "
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room... |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs. "
I have the opposite problem. If trousers fit my waist and jelly belly they are loose on my hips and look ridiculous and are like sails on my legs.
Slim fit jeans that fit my waist look straight leg on me. And straight leg jeans look bootcut.  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room..."
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much."
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers.... "
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem. "
Ok ok, you win.   |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.
Ok ok, you win. "
I do? What do I win? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.
Ok ok, you win.
I do? What do I win? "
A trip to Ringwood to help Jimi in the changing room as he tries on trousers. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.
Ok ok, you win.
I do? What do I win?
A trip to Ringwood to help Jimi in the changing room as he tries on trousers."
Total waste of time. He looks better without them.
I could perhaps lube his legs in an effort to help. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.
Ok ok, you win.
I do? What do I win?
A trip to Ringwood to help Jimi in the changing room as he tries on trousers.
Total waste of time. He looks better without them.
I could perhaps lube his legs in an effort to help. "
Ok, but I hope you were thinking 'baby oil' and not 'vasoline'.... |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"nobody seems to make mens trousers for men who have actual legs anymore.
Are the trousers legless then?
No; the legs are tiny. They have names like 'skinny' and 'slim fit' even the 'straight fit' (which is about as baggy as they get at the moment) is a challenge - If I want 'slim fit', my choice is to either get a waist size 4ins wider than my actual waist or to somehow evolve smaller legs.
You have rather lovely legs. I'm going to have to update my crush post now.
Why thankyou. If it helps calm you, you could imagine me trying to get a pair of such trousers back over my calves (they seem to go on ok until they get above my knees) and ending up on the floor of the changing room...
Imagine you half naked on the floor is supposed to calm us? Er, not so much.
Its more the redfaced swearing and the comically stuck trousers....
Stuck trousers = can't run away. Still not seeing the problem.
Ok ok, you win.
I do? What do I win?
A trip to Ringwood to help Jimi in the changing room as he tries on trousers.
Total waste of time. He looks better without them.
I could perhaps lube his legs in an effort to help.
Ok, but I hope you were thinking 'baby oil' and not 'vasoline'...."
I have a range of lube options, all much nicer than baby oil Some are flavoured, some are aromatic and some warm, tingle or enhance in some way. |
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