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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
There are the good, the bad and the looks better from a distance, type of look at me threads.
The good ones are the one's where someone has uploaded a cracking new pic (my new dress from Saturday night, obviously) or something of general interest, such as for guys a new substitute for a Sky remote, or just fancy dress. There are also the witty ones, such as the one in the clever status update thread, that just said 'mine' and indeed, his status did just say 'mine'.
There are the bad ones. The ones where people are asking for profile advice for the 4th time, having paid no attention at all to anyone's advice the previous 3 times and still have 2 lines of profile and 1 pic of their cock. Or the desperate ones about why does no one want to meet me? Mostly because their profile has had as much effort put into it as I would in finding a nice pair of drab trousers  .
Then we come to the seemed a good idea at the time.
The slagging something off - The OP will say that all girls in his region are rough, Methodists, lesbians, watch Call the Midwife, alien, have a foofoo that you can get lost in, take your pick. Either way, they get slaughtered under an avalanche of counter arguments.
The contentious post - someone will post something, such as do bbw girls do it worse? and expect to get something positive back such as a meet as one is desperate to prove him wrong. You can almost picture the level of blocks going up faster than the rev counter of an Xwing in a rush. After 100 posts of which 99 are stinging, they will try to pass this off as a bit of banter and convince no one, not even the spider on the wall.
There are the is my cock too big, too small, my nose too wonky, do I have too many balls (if they are holding a bag of tennis balls this goes up to the good category), am I too good looking? These always grate on people as the OP comes over as being arrogant or needy. See also rate my armpit threads, as you have to be pretty damn sure of the result before asking that question.
There are so many ways of doing a look at me thread that will go wrong that it is hard to do one that will go fine, unless you disguise it as a guide to look at me threads, obviously.
So what would you suggest is a good, bad and ugly attempt at getting people to look at you?  |
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