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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ever put their penis in a vacuum cleaner ? I am trying to persuade my FB but he thinks he may get stuck. Have any of you done this and if so, did you turn it on? And what happened? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm saying nuffink on the grounds I may incriminate myself ... but I'm still here and everything's working as it should be!   "
So "theoreticaly" was it ops i mean would it be pleasurable? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm saying nuffink on the grounds I may incriminate myself ... but I'm still here and everything's working as it should be!
So "theoreticaly" was it ops i mean would it be pleasurable?"
Theoretically.... best blowjob I ever had |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where is that phyco lad who thinks he can stick his cock in his ass, bet he gas used a hover plenty of times, bet he say he can touch the dust bag with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where is that phyco lad who thinks he can stick his cock in his ass, bet he gas used a hover plenty of times, bet he say he can touch the dust bag with it"
I haven't come across him but its impressive if he can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That spinning brush is going to be painful  "
I was a mere youth and very alert to my changing body and it was one of them old cylindrical vacs (like a Flash Gordon spaceship lol) .. jeez, I thought I'd forgotten about all that, amazing what memories we store away seemingly forgotten! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmmm, not sure if that will count as a BJ...
Any particular reason this needs to be done?"
We play a control game and i like the idea of milking a man.  |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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It's all a lie I tell you! There was nothing between me and Dorothy Dyson, we are just good friends. I don't care how sexy her wheels are or how inviting her love tube is, I wouldn't do it! I am a married man for goodness sake!!!
Oooohhhhh my god! Please, Don't tell my wife...............  |
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By *ixplayMan
over a year ago
tamworth & Edinburgh |
a friend of mine worked in a hospital pharmacy a few years ago & she had loads of stoys of men geting their cocks stuck in varius things including vacuum cleaners & some had to be opperated on to remove them & some even had to have their cocks removed OUCH so if you do this you might not be able to do anything ever again, it might be tempting to some men but is it worth it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmmm, not sure if that will count as a BJ...
Any particular reason this needs to be done?
We play a control game and i like the idea of milking a man. "
You should google prostate milking. It's an exquisite sensation so I've been informed. I'd love to try that sometime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it a blow job when really you suck, will thread that"
Becuase it makes her cheeks puff out like a trumpet player... I guess men with small cocks wouldn't know about that hehehe (sorry, couldn't resist it lol) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmmm, not sure if that will count as a BJ...
Any particular reason this needs to be done?
We play a control game and i like the idea of milking a man.
You should google prostate milking. It's an exquisite sensation so I've been informed. I'd love to try that sometime."
Thats something else that is on the list. I do so love men who expand their boundrys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it a blow job when really you suck, will thread that
Becuase it makes her cheeks puff out like a trumpet player... I guess men with small cocks wouldn't know about that hehehe (sorry, couldn't resist it lol) "
Yes once blown up you can twist and turn in into an animal shape |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah right with you now.
Best get one with a variable suction.
Let us know how you get on, and how his dust free willy is "
Well i have a dyson so i am assured no loss of suction but its a narrow nozzle so i will have to see what he has to play with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a friend of mine worked in a hospital pharmacy a few years ago & she had loads of stoys of men geting their cocks stuck in varius things including vacuum cleaners & some had to be opperated on to remove them & some even had to have their cocks removed OUCH so if you do this you might not be able to do anything ever again, it might be tempting to some men but is it worth it "
Now that I would pay to see, walks in a and e with a Hoover pipe coming out his pants while clutching henry the Hoover on his arms, i would of made him wait for hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once read that a dude tried this and got his cock cut to pieces because he didnt know the vacuum cleaner had blades in the end to chop bits of fluff into pieces.Oh dear what a mess and how do you explain that to the hospital staff.  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I once read that a dude tried this and got his cock cut to pieces because he didnt know the vacuum cleaner had blades in the end to chop bits of fluff into pieces.Oh dear what a mess and how do you explain that to the hospital staff. "
Say your gf has braces? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once read that a dude tried this and got his cock cut to pieces because he didnt know the vacuum cleaner had blades in the end to chop bits of fluff into pieces.Oh dear what a mess and how do you explain that to the hospital staff. Say your gf has braces?"
Lol... that honestly causes no harm, I have experienced (a girl with braces that is, not a hoover!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ever put their penis in a vacuum cleaner ? I am trying to persuade my FB but he thinks he may get stuck. Have any of you done this and if so, did you turn it on? And what happened? "
We get guys sticking their cocks in all sorts in A&E plenty get stuck in pipes, panic and all the pulling makes a cock swell. Make sure you use lube if you have to do this and don't panic if it gets stuck. A limp cock will slide out no problems. Please though don't start packing his anus with objects as thats more of a problem to remove. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"five words for you to google.... you can thank me later
"Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf""
got caught out with the blue waffle.....not falling for this one _abio  |
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