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"I'm feeling a bit of an agony aunt today with people sending messages that there are time wasters etc on here....so I am extending my services to the forums..come and share your troubles  "
I disagree that a burger should be served without a gherkin.
With that problem being aired I feel that I can ask for your assistance without feeling bad about coming out in public to request help from you.
I am trying to clean up my itunes library. Can you help me do it quicker? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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well I woke really early today and was feeling a little down. Not really felt that way for ages but I got up, got dressed and walked the beach, my favourite music playing... my dogs chasing seagulls like the idiots they are.....
I came back, had coffee and logged on.
I now feel like a million dollars.
good luck with your agony aunt.... people may very well need help and support, their happiness is in their hands....but, often a helping hand starts the process. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'm feeling a bit of an agony aunt today with people sending messages that there are time wasters etc on here....so I am extending my services to the forums..come and share your troubles
I disagree that a burger should be served without a gherkin.
With that problem being aired I feel that I can ask for your assistance without feeling bad about coming out in public to request help from you.
I am trying to clean up my itunes library. Can you help me do it quicker? "
Yes I'd delete the whole lot...it will be cleared a lot faster then...and you are right about the gherkin situation |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Today I don't have any. You got mine yesterday and the day before.
You have a lot of patience 
I try...glad you see you happier x"
Thanks. My moods are still a bit screwed and volatile but I'm definitely feeling better.
I'm happy more often than not but the not phases are so pronounced they stand out. I'm not even always aware of them though. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"well I woke really early today and was feeling a little down. Not really felt that way for ages but I got up, got dressed and walked the beach, my favourite music playing... my dogs chasing seagulls like the idiots they are.....
I came back, had coffee and logged on.
I now feel like a million dollars.
good luck with your agony aunt.... people may very well need help and support, their happiness is in their hands....but, often a helping hand starts the process."
View you are a ray of sunshine...,the dark clouds don't stay long around you... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"well I woke really early today and was feeling a little down. Not really felt that way for ages but I got up, got dressed and walked the beach, my favourite music playing... my dogs chasing seagulls like the idiots they are.....
I came back, had coffee and logged on.
I now feel like a million dollars.
good luck with your agony aunt.... people may very well need help and support, their happiness is in their hands....but, often a helping hand starts the process.
View you are a ray of sunshine...,the dark clouds don't stay long around you... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just got up and I'm not sure weather to go for cereal or a bacon sandwich? One is quick and easy but the other is so tasty. I'm getting desperate now, please help before I waste away!!  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I've just got up and I'm not sure weather to go for cereal or a bacon sandwich? One is quick and easy but the other is so tasty. I'm getting desperate now, please help before I waste away!! "
Bacon Sarnie while it takes longer it will leave you satisfied and content |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive woke up with a throbbing hard on....what would you recommend 
Self satisfaction and wipe it on your curtains
And hope you don't have vertical blinds "
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"I'm feeling a bit of an agony aunt today with people sending messages that there are time wasters etc on here....so I am extending my services to the forums..come and share your troubles
I disagree that a burger should be served without a gherkin.
With that problem being aired I feel that I can ask for your assistance without feeling bad about coming out in public to request help from you.
I am trying to clean up my itunes library. Can you help me do it quicker?
Yes I'd delete the whole lot...it will be cleared a lot faster then...and you are right about the gherkin situation "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Cheeky,
I'm in a dilemma! It's sunday, it's friggin windy, wet and cold outside but I need to go to the shops for urgent supplies of haribos and ice cream (and possibly cheesecake too!)
Is it morally wrong to give a crash course in driving to a 4 yr old and pack him off with a shopping list and my bank card?
Ta!
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I've woke up covered im soft brown stuff all over me and bed!! . . . .i was worried til i found the galaxy wrapper .. i must have ate too much and shit the bed!!!  "
Don't bland it on the galaxy you shit the bed didn't you... |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Dear Cheeky,
I'm in a dilemma! It's sunday, it's friggin windy, wet and cold outside but I need to go to the shops for urgent supplies of haribos and ice cream (and possibly cheesecake too!)
Is it morally wrong to give a crash course in driving to a 4 yr old and pack him off with a shopping list and my bank card?
Ta!
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As long as he wears a seat belt he will be fine |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Dear Cheeky,
I'm in a dilemma! It's sunday, it's friggin windy, wet and cold outside but I need to go to the shops for urgent supplies of haribos and ice cream (and possibly cheesecake too!)
Is it morally wrong to give a crash course in driving to a 4 yr old and pack him off with a shopping list and my bank card?
Ta!
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Ah ha! Call Crazed. You could be the first customer in his new business venture! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well I woke really early today and was feeling a little down. Not really felt that way for ages but I got up, got dressed and walked the beach, my favourite music playing... my dogs chasing seagulls like the idiots they are.....
I came back, had coffee and logged on.
I now feel like a million dollars.
good luck with your agony aunt.... people may very well need help and support, their happiness is in their hands....but, often a helping hand starts the process."
You're a ray of sunshine. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Miss Chops,
My problem is that I have been really good lately and not caused any chaos or mayhem But ... I feel that something is gonna happen soon ... I just can't think what ... Can you help me in selecting some "incident" ??? Xx   |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Dear Miss Chops,
My problem is that I have been really good lately and not caused any chaos or mayhem But ... I feel that something is gonna happen soon ... I just can't think what ... Can you help me in selecting some "incident" ??? Xx "
There is no saving you... |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"i have a night out planned (first child free night in monthsssss) and ive a friggin' cold.
Do i cancel it or go and try to enjoy myself?"
Cute do you really have to ask???? You are young go and enjoy yourself...dose yourself up on alcohol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Ms Cheeky
after only three washes my Glow in the Dark condom doesnt, should i write to the manufacturer for a refund/Replacement or do you think its a result of global warming ? 
Nomoneynocry |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Dear Ms Cheeky
after only three washes my Glow in the Dark condom doesnt, should i write to the manufacturer for a refund/Replacement or do you think its a result of global warming ?
Nomoneynocry "
Id say your dick is the issue..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Ms Cheeky
after only three washes my Glow in the Dark condom doesnt, should i write to the manufacturer for a refund/Replacement or do you think its a result of global warming ?
Nomoneynocry
Id say your dick is the issue..... "
OUCH!!
Dick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive an alcoholic ex living in my house that wont leave...know anyone in balaclavas that can get rid and dispose of said body?
I'm afraid my services don't cover those of a criminal matter "
Ill settle for those other services then |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"The only real issue is no one is tickling my fancy on here and I'd like a meet...swings and roundabouts  "
I've got a few potential meets but I can't be arsed to get tarted up and do social meets. I may have to change my s.o.p. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"The only real issue is no one is tickling my fancy on here and I'd like a meet...swings and roundabouts
I've got a few potential meets but I can't be arsed to get tarted up and do social meets. I may have to change my s.o.p."
See I want to dress up pretty and be wined and dined but that's for a different site lol |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"The only real issue is no one is tickling my fancy on here and I'd like a meet...swings and roundabouts
I've got a few potential meets but I can't be arsed to get tarted up and do social meets. I may have to change my s.o.p.
See I want to dress up pretty and be wined and dined but that's for a different site lol "
I'll settle for the 69. But only if I don't have to make more effort than a shower! I'm just not in the mood to tart myself up. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"The only real issue is no one is tickling my fancy on here and I'd like a meet...swings and roundabouts
I've got a few potential meets but I can't be arsed to get tarted up and do social meets. I may have to change my s.o.p.
See I want to dress up pretty and be wined and dined but that's for a different site lol
I'll settle for the 69. But only if I don't have to make more effort than a shower! I'm just not in the mood to tart myself up."
You will be fine chin up Charlie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Aunty Chops...
I have a fridge full of bacon... But I've run out of Grey Peas...
Do I have to give up my Yam Yam passport and status... 
No..... "
Yaaaayyyyy....
Fancy a kipper tie... |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Dear Aunty Chops...
I have a fridge full of bacon... But I've run out of Grey Peas...
Do I have to give up my Yam Yam passport and status...
No.....
Yaaaayyyyy....
Fancy a kipper tie... "
Go on then.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only real issue is no one is tickling my fancy on here and I'd like a meet...swings and roundabouts "
Aherm!
if you dont meet you wont get ya Fancy tickled will ya
Just sayin like
Innit
Marj Poops |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"The only real issue is no one is tickling my fancy on here and I'd like a meet...swings and roundabouts
Aherm!
if you dont meet you wont get ya Fancy tickled will ya
Just sayin like
Innit
Marj Poops "
Lol very true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only real issue is no one is tickling my fancy on here and I'd like a meet...swings and roundabouts "
Perhaps u should look in the park, plenty there and slides too !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As i was such a lazy arse yesterday and did nothing constructive at all i have so much to catch up with today, so my dilemma is do i do the things i should be doing or do want i want to do which is go and have a nice pub lunch?
Your wise words will be greatly appreciated. |
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I'm spending next weekend in yam yam land. What essentials apart from my Kalashnikov and bulletproof vest do I need to take?
Oh and can you recommend any restaurants that serve the local delicacy of grey peas please? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"As i was such a lazy arse yesterday and did nothing constructive at all i have so much to catch up with today, so my dilemma is do i do the things i should be doing or do want i want to do which is go and have a nice pub lunch?
Your wise words will be greatly appreciated. "
Have a nice pub lunch |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'm spending next weekend in yam yam land. What essentials apart from my Kalashnikov and bulletproof vest do I need to take?
Oh and can you recommend any restaurants that serve the local delicacy of grey peas please? "
I don't think there is anywhere that serves it around here....learn the local language of where yam to and alright cocker and they say cowing a lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As i was such a lazy arse yesterday and did nothing constructive at all i have so much to catch up with today, so my dilemma is do i do the things i should be doing or do want i want to do which is go and have a nice pub lunch?
Your wise words will be greatly appreciated.
Have a nice pub lunch "
Very wise words indeed, cheers |
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"I'm spending next weekend in yam yam land. What essentials apart from my Kalashnikov and bulletproof vest do I need to take?
Oh and can you recommend any restaurants that serve the local delicacy of grey peas please?
I don't think there is anywhere that serves it around here....learn the local language of where yam to and alright cocker and they say cowing a lot "
Is cowing a local version of dogging? |
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"I'm spending next weekend in yam yam land. What essentials apart from my Kalashnikov and bulletproof vest do I need to take?
Oh and can you recommend any restaurants that serve the local delicacy of grey peas please?
I don't think there is anywhere that serves it around here....learn the local language of where yam to and alright cocker and they say cowing a lot "
pie factory do grey peas and faggots
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'm spending next weekend in yam yam land. What essentials apart from my Kalashnikov and bulletproof vest do I need to take?
Oh and can you recommend any restaurants that serve the local delicacy of grey peas please?
I don't think there is anywhere that serves it around here....learn the local language of where yam to and alright cocker and they say cowing a lot pie factory do grey peas and faggots
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See diamond knows more than I do..lol |
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"I'm spending next weekend in yam yam land. What essentials apart from my Kalashnikov and bulletproof vest do I need to take?
Oh and can you recommend any restaurants that serve the local delicacy of grey peas please?
I don't think there is anywhere that serves it around here....learn the local language of where yam to and alright cocker and they say cowing a lot pie factory do grey peas and faggots
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I've just been on the pie factory website. The history section is hilarious. I so have to go there! Thanks for the tip |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'm spending next weekend in yam yam land. What essentials apart from my Kalashnikov and bulletproof vest do I need to take?
Oh and can you recommend any restaurants that serve the local delicacy of grey peas please?
I don't think there is anywhere that serves it around here....learn the local language of where yam to and alright cocker and they say cowing a lot pie factory do grey peas and faggots
I've just been on the pie factory website. The history section is hilarious. I so have to go there! Thanks for the tip "
The pies are awesome |
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"I'm feeling a bit of an agony aunt today with people sending messages that there are time wasters etc on here....so I am extending my services to the forums..come and share your troubles "
I have too many to list |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'm feeling a bit of an agony aunt today with people sending messages that there are time wasters etc on here....so I am extending my services to the forums..come and share your troubles
I have too many to list "
Crazed you always do lol |
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"I'm feeling a bit of an agony aunt today with people sending messages that there are time wasters etc on here....so I am extending my services to the forums..come and share your troubles "
The torso thread has made me feel as if I'm not as abdominally muscled as other men and in my head there is a quiet battle going on, with one part saying 'exercise' and the other saying 'eat cake'. The 'exercise' voice is a bit shrill but demanding and the 'cake' voice is low and sultry. Which voice should I listen to? I'm listening to neither at the moment. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm feeling a bit of an agony aunt today with people sending messages that there are time wasters etc on here....so I am extending my services to the forums..come and share your troubles
The torso thread has made me feel as if I'm not as abdominally muscled as other men and in my head there is a quiet battle going on, with one part saying 'exercise' and the other saying 'eat cake'. The 'exercise' voice is a bit shrill but demanding and the 'cake' voice is low and sultry. Which voice should I listen to? I'm listening to neither at the moment. "
You look fine to me. I would. |
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"I'm feeling a bit of an agony aunt today with people sending messages that there are time wasters etc on here....so I am extending my services to the forums..come and share your troubles
I have too many to list
Crazed you always do lol "
Been through shit in the last few months. All came out few days ago. Spoke to one or two people on here and even they were thinking I was in the right and couldn't believe what had happened. Am I to blame that people treat me bad? No as everyone should treat each other fairly and with respect unless the other person dislikes you for no reason. Ever heard of the saying "treat others the way you want to he treated"? I apologise now for my frame of mind and also a friendly warning that I am in no mood for any shit. Just going through a lot of bad luck. Like some people do. It's times like these where you see who actually cares about your feelings and others who don't care and they are either selfish or bullies in my eyes. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'm feeling a bit of an agony aunt today with people sending messages that there are time wasters etc on here....so I am extending my services to the forums..come and share your troubles
I have too many to list
Crazed you always do lol
Been through shit in the last few months. All came out few days ago. Spoke to one or two people on here and even they were thinking I was in the right and couldn't believe what had happened. Am I to blame that people treat me bad? No as everyone should treat each other fairly and with respect unless the other person dislikes you for no reason. Ever heard of the saying "treat others the way you want to he treated"? I apologise now for my frame of mind and also a friendly warning that I am in no mood for any shit. Just going through a lot of bad luck. Like some people do. It's times like these where you see who actually cares about your feelings and others who don't care and they are either selfish or bullies in my eyes. "
 Righty ho.... |
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Have a couple of issues, I seem to have lost my motivation to finish the cleaning and start the baking, two I was unaware that a vampire seems to have attacked me and I have work tomorrow, would love to know what to do about both xx |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Have a couple of issues, I seem to have lost my motivation to finish the cleaning and start the baking, two I was unaware that a vampire seems to have attacked me and I have work tomorrow, would love to know what to do about both xx"
Vampire situation if it's a love bite stick tooth paste on it....then tell the bugger who did it never to do it again you are not at school |
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"Have a couple of issues, I seem to have lost my motivation to finish the cleaning and start the baking, two I was unaware that a vampire seems to have attacked me and I have work tomorrow, would love to know what to do about both xx
Vampire situation if it's a love bite stick tooth paste on it....then tell the bugger who did it never to do it again you are not at school "
Yeah it is... I've gone mad, but couldn't tell at the time  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Have a couple of issues, I seem to have lost my motivation to finish the cleaning and start the baking, two I was unaware that a vampire seems to have attacked me and I have work tomorrow, would love to know what to do about both xx
Vampire situation if it's a love bite stick tooth paste on it....then tell the bugger who did it never to do it again you are not at school
Yeah it is... I've gone mad, but couldn't tell at the time "
It happens just put some concealer on tomorrow for work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear the beautiful brummie agony aunt,
My profile needs a revamp. New texts, new pictures. How do i begin?
Kind regards,
Popsicle.
*psst* Bin the meggings"
(he squints his eyes towards VV)
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