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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
It's a Mystery, It's a Mystery to me.
Mysterious Guy needs some lovin', or something. I'm dedicating a story thread to him. Please add to the tale.
He has a doughnut and can make a fist but what is the secret of the Mysterious Guy? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
Little known mysteriousguy facts.
He employs a butler,whos sole purpose in life,is to clench,and unclench,his fist.
He often uses a stuntfist double.
His fist is insured for
20 million pounds,
fire,theft,and doughnut free replacement service(optional).
The doughnut was chosen,
when he saw it perform on the television show,doughs got talent.
even though it only came second,
instinct dictated,their destiny was entertwined,and the rest is history.
In many African,and south American countries,his fist is seen as a symbol of fertility.
His fist is the only human body part,that can be seen from outer space.
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"It's a Mystery, It's a Mystery to me.
..................
She was the telly tonight! Toyah that is!   "
A shot in the dark
The big question mark
In history 
She is married to Robert Fripp, not the most obvious female punk singers and kinky sex TV presenters groupie...Lucky B******!  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Little known mysteriousguy facts.
He employs a butler,whos sole purpose in life,is to clench,and unclench,his fist.
He often uses a stuntfist double.
His fist is insured for
20 million pounds,
fire,theft,and doughnut free replacement service(optional).
The doughnut was chosen,
when he saw it perform on the television show,doughs got talent.
even though it only came second,
instinct dictated,their destiny was entertwined,and the rest is history.
In many African,and south American countries,his fist is seen as a symbol of fertility.
His fist is the only human body part,that can be seen from outer space.
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Well, I did not know that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The pancakes were mile high Yorkshire puddings until somebody sat on them
Now what am I going to do with these sausages and onion gravy?
Swap for some lemon juice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He once beat the Stig at arm wrestling while balenced on the roof of a transit while it was piloted round the Nurburgring by some German bird "
He won't be mysterious for long now he's started giving away his own secrets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His witty banter is second to none, and admirable quality 
The pancakes seem to be about witty batter though.
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Feeling battered by those pancakes. Some people have a one track mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if he has a footing in the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory?
Hmmm
Feet and doughnuts just sounds wrong.
The pancake mystery remains.
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...but a foot fetishists foot fetish galore.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder if he has a footing in the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory?
Hmmm
Feet and doughnuts just sounds wrong.
The pancake mystery remains.
...but a foot fetishists foot fetish galore.
"
Shooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if he has a footing in the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory?
Hmmm
Feet and doughnuts just sounds wrong.
The pancake mystery remains.
...but a foot fetishists foot fetish galore.
Shooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss "
You better stop it!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if he has a footing in the Krispy Kreme doughnut factory?
Hmmm
Feet and doughnuts just sounds wrong.
The pancake mystery remains.
...but a foot fetishists foot fetish galore.
Shooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssss
You better stop it!!
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Booooooooooooooooooooots that doesnt work as well ................ will have to go back to Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss lol |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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"It's a Mystery, It's a Mystery to me.
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She was the telly tonight! Toyah that is!
A shot in the dark
The big question mark
In history
She is married to Robert Fripp, not the most obvious female punk singers and kinky sex TV presenters groupie...Lucky B******! "
Lucky man indeed! Robert Fripp`s family live in my area and Robert and Toyah lived in a village about 5 miles away from me when they first married. Also Robert knows his stuff about the history of the area. Toyah had been seen in the local supermarket doing what was supposedly her biggest hate - food shopping! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mysteriousguy has many disciples and acolytes
They show their devotion by posing with doughnuts on their digits"
Did you see my latest profile pic? Had to steal the doughnuts from the kids haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pancakes are shy creatures
Normally only seen on one Tuesday a year.
If they know they are being hunted vociferously and feel threatened in any way, they will scurry off and hide until they feel that the danger had passed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pancakes are shy creatures
Normally only seen on one Tuesday a year.
If they know they are being hunted vociferously and feel threatened in any way, they will scurry off and hide until they feel that the danger had passed"
there is a strain of them that are not shy and openly flaunt themselves |
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