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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"More cheese Gromit!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my dog licks that towake me inthe morning

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

suck it babes

I aint no ones babes

I'll pass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Im due a check up but I think im ok for a BJ

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you cant even see where they took the warts off!! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can you gargle and call me edna?

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By *heWolfMan  over a year ago

warwickshire

"A2M is great isn't it?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmmm, does that precum look green to you?!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Hash the rash cleared up? Have a look for me while you're down there please"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Hash the rash cleared up? Have a look for me while you're down there please""

has or you havin a little spliff moment lol!!! xx

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"no , you cant have those shoes "

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Awwww you look just like my mum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Hash the rash cleared up? Have a look for me while you're down there please"

has or you havin a little spliff moment lol!!! xx "

lol.. oops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awwww you look just like my mum "

or...

Your sister is much better at that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it made me laugh wishy and believe me i needed it lol!! xx

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Whilst you're down there can you see if you can get that chewy out?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Whilst you're down there can you see if you can get that chewy out?"
lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you going to swallow like your sister?

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk

can you iron me a shirt when you're finished?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh to think it used to be my vagina....

The wonders of madern medicine

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Don't spill any its a new shirt

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By *ayceeCouple  over a year ago

northampton

You want crackers to go with that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can see your bald patch...

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

I hope your not flossing on my pubes

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"your sister was one helluva fuck"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whilst you're down there, can you just check to see if I followed through........

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By *ayceeCouple  over a year ago

northampton

Phwoaarrr... smell that one...!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guess what I can fuck my own arse do you want to see lol thats better lol

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

but your dad ALWAYS deep thoats...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take your teeth out this time pet...

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Can you leave your lipstick mark as far down as possible as i am doing a rainbow party with that thing tonight

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

i fucked your brother in the ass this morning

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Awwww you look just like my mum

or...

Your sister is much better at that."

or..."My sister is much better at that"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

does last nights curry smell

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Yes, it's been that colour for a while now, why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You DO like cottage cheese, don't you?

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

dont worrie about the shit smell, my son wants a bike for christmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As you like cheese, I have been fermenting some for you

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dya know your loosing hair on the top of your head?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You don't do this often do you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No, i don't think it's chocolate...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you cup my balls, I can give you 3 out of 10 for effort...

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By *ausage and sizzleCouple  over a year ago

Barnstaple

"...from this angle, you look just like your mother!!!!!!"

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By *zMaleMan  over a year ago

penzance

I prefer it when you've got your teeth in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

" 'scuse me love, what was your name again?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You do know that Im married....

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By *ouple1234Couple  over a year ago

BELFAST UK

have you put on a few pounds love

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"Awwww you look just like my mum "

tho she plays with my arse when she goes down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i'm really glad your happy to touch it,i'm not!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"That's it bay-beh, open up that tunnel, cos this train is running late. Choo-choo!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

" They both look good together don't they? Well John Bobbit had no more use for his"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What you doing? ..I Said i wanted my Cook sacked.

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By *ay112Man  over a year ago

northwest

Can you gargle and do a chewbacca impression

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are the Crabs still moving or Dead, sorry about the Dettol and Vosene smell but carry on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" "That's it bay-beh, open up that tunnel, cos this train is running late. Choo-choo!""

that actually made me cringe!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you have a shave as I have a phobia of santa claus since I licked his sack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just you to go my special one you are the last one in ya family to see it your tonsils are good enough for xfactor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

right..now how do we get this thing up? :P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When i see your head bobbing up and down like you remind me of the Churchill dog from the adverts "oh no no no no" xxx Lois xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I see you you don't use head n shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks, will save me washing it for yet another 5 years

Tony

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