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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
It has come to my attention that some ladies believe Ryan to be too popular to be interested in them. Or that he'd be too busy licking the inside of McDonald's bags or something. Some ladies are shy.
So, I am offering a new service. If you fancy Ryan and want to shag him, (ladies only and absolutely no strap-ons), you can tell me and I'll tell him. Remember 'my friend fancies you' from school? Kinda like that.
If you hear from him, get some cookies in. If not, you can pretend nothing was ever said.
 
(*lurks in corner waiting for Ryan to notice this*) |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Oi I'm not a piece of meat you know 
Poor boy - would you like a place to hide from all this attention???
By the way, bring the sausage!  "
As long as it's not the cupboard under your stairs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd shag him an all lol
I'm worried about you now Pops. Lipstick then man shagging  "
I think pops caught the ghey sitting next to lipsticks at the social |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Oi I'm not a piece of meat you know
Oh hush you, the ladies are pimping you out
Ok, ok, ok...... But I'm not cheap
That isn't the rumour that is going around "
He only sells himself for the decent chocolate chip cookies y'know |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Why don't I get offered these services? Is it because my bum ain't orange?
That's racialistism that is
Stomps about in usual bad tempered way"
Uhh. Pass.
How do we know if your bum is orange? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I'd shag him an all lol
I'm worried about you now Pops. Lipstick then man shagging
I think pops caught the ghey sitting next to lipsticks at the social"
He will be stuck with that for life now. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Oi I'm not a piece of meat you know
Oh hush you, the ladies are pimping you out
Ok, ok, ok...... But I'm not cheap
That isn't the rumour that is going around "
Never listen to a rumour. It's all lies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi I'm not a piece of meat you know
Oh hush you, the ladies are pimping you out
Ok, ok, ok...... But I'm not cheap
That isn't the rumour that is going around
He only sells himself for the decent chocolate chip cookies y'know "
I've got warm homemade ones 
oh Ryan where art thou..?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don't I get offered these services? Is it because my bum ain't orange?
That's racialistism that is
Stomps about in usual bad tempered way"
Oh go on then. Tell me who you want to shag and I'll let them know for you. In return for a donut. No need to flash your bum. |
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"Oi I'm not a piece of meat you know
Oh hush you, the ladies are pimping you out
Ok, ok, ok...... But I'm not cheap
That isn't the rumour that is going around
Never listen to a rumour. It's all lies "
Okay, I shall eat all my Foxes chocolate covered cookies then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd shag him an all lol
I'm worried about you now Pops. Lipstick then man shagging "
Shall i remind you of the Avatar you had up of your pink lips? So, don't be trying to hide your face in a paper bag mister! Lol
...i'm kinky you know.
Mind you, after i saw the price of the lipstick. I thought, 'no thanks mate. I'd stick to mascara' haha
And VV - you love my meggins. All that leapard print on show. PHWOAAARRR!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi I'm not a piece of meat you know
Poor boy - would you like a place to hide from all this attention???
By the way, bring the sausage!
As long as it's not the cupboard under your stairs!"
Oh I am we could find some where a little better than that! lol
After all, the dungeon is nearly finished!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not now .. theres a bloody queue and I like my face too much for my eyes to be scratched out
Darn it
Eyes scratched out? On here? Surely not!?!
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I know .. its a shocker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently in a shop surrounded by shortbread, you know you want it Ryan!
Did you oversleep? You're late for work!
Oops I read that as currently in bed 
My mind is warped!"
You just like to think of me in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please can I try him too? I have welshcakes.....
Are they tasty? I've never had one.
They are gorgeous! You'll have to try some"
I will be making a big batch of welsh cakes for next weekend..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan "
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
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Lickety that is conjuring up images in my head I shall never block out haha and not one for where we meet |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
Lickety that is conjuring up images in my head I shall never block out haha and not one for where we meet "
We'll have to meet him together and somewhere else then.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
"
What a fantastic idea. I'm in |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
What a fantastic idea. I'm in "
Julie and I are having you this way but not in the cafe.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
What a fantastic idea. I'm in
Julie and I are having you this way but not in the cafe.
"
Who's having the strap on and who's having mini me? |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
What a fantastic idea. I'm in
Julie and I are having you this way but not in the cafe.
Who's having the strap on and who's having mini me?"
"Mini me"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
What a fantastic idea. I'm in
Julie and I are having you this way but not in the cafe.
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
What a fantastic idea. I'm in
Julie and I are having you this way but not in the cafe.
Who's having the strap on and who's having mini me?"
Well now the logistics mean 3 strap ons and one "mini me" so endless combinations |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
What a fantastic idea. I'm in
Julie and I are having you this way but not in the cafe.
Who's having the strap on and who's having mini me?
Well now the logistics mean 3 strap ons and one "mini me" so endless combinations "
I don't wear prosthetics. We'll both have to have a bit of Ryan Tiddler.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
What a fantastic idea. I'm in
Julie and I are having you this way but not in the cafe.
Who's having the strap on and who's having mini me?
Well now the logistics mean 3 strap ons and one "mini me" so endless combinations
I don't wear prosthetics. We'll both have to have a bit of Ryan Tiddler.
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That made me laugh, tiddler... Tis ok though as Ryan loves a bit of plastic |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"No no no, all goes to pot when I'm not around!! I know 'our' Ryan and he bloody loves a strap on
So roll up all the ladies who fancy trying theirs out on Ryan
It's all change now. He wears the strap on, backwards. It's the only way he can keep up with the demand for his body as he can do two women at once.
What a fantastic idea. I'm in
Julie and I are having you this way but not in the cafe.
Who's having the strap on and who's having mini me?
"Mini me"? "
With waders |
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