Could do with some new jokes so here goes...
The wife said to me last night. "If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the arse". Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first!  |
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A guy gets a call from the police telling him his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.
A moment of silence passes and the guy says, "I can't believe they fucked my wife after only five cans!" |
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Last time I had a meet, we locked ourselves in the hotel room for three days... Mmmmmm...
At one point the duty manager knocked on the door and asked if we were ok, did we need any drink or food...
The young lady I was with told him No thanks, we were feasting on the fruits of luuurve...
He smiled and said..."Then would you mind not flicking the skins out of the window... They're choking the ducks..." |
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"Last time I had a meet, we locked ourselves in the hotel room for three days... Mmmmmm...
At one point the duty manager knocked on the door and asked if we were ok, did we need any drink or food...
The young lady I was with told him No thanks, we were feasting on the fruits of luuurve...
He smiled and said..."Then would you mind not flicking the skins out of the window... They're choking the ducks..." "
made me proper LOL!  |
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