Oh my god me and a mate did this!! The girl used to reminisce with me in bed and say "I'll never forgive you for when you and ***** were high fiving and joking when we had that threesome"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

To ask a fat bird when the baby is due

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To tie a plank of wood to your arse

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By *ingjayMan over a year ago

exeter

"To do her doggy style facing the tv so you can watch the footy & then cheer when your team score. "

One girl got completely offended cause I put the tv on whilst I was about to give her a massage...... Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to say is that it then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To say "while ya down there" whilst having your inside leg measured.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Telling the husband after playing with his Mrs that you are a spurs supporter , who happens to be a Gooner

Happened once - very uncomfortable feeling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To say "I can't tell " when she asks" is it in yet "

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Apparently, it is not considered appropriate.... to pretend it's a 3some just because they are schizophrenic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To ask a fat bird when the baby is due

Been there done that, Fuck me she had a right hook on her

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

to start doing impressions of Orville if you get bored during sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send a friend request to your boss' s profile .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To keep her tied to bed, when you go down the pub afterwards.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

to say 'they really do make miniature cans of lynx then'..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To ask her if she's seen your watch after fisting her.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

To pick your nose and flick your bogies at passers by.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The guy finishes and leaves you unsatisfied so you pass him your vibrator to be finished off x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To say...."You knew I had Chlamydia, right?"

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By *ingjayMan over a year ago

exeter

To say 's**m' on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To say 'you must have drank fish tonight' when going down on someone.

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

To grab someone by the ears and tell them to 'Do it fucking properly!'

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By * times sexyCouple over a year ago

Staffs

to mention "armchair swingers" or "laptop lechers" in the forums

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

To tie up your fireman boyfriend in his gimp suit and lock him in the wardrobe then go to work if you are cabin crew who is about to be transferred from a Manchester London shuttle flight to an international flight to Hong Kong!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To laugh at all the cum when your boyfriend cums on your face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To say...."You knew I had Chlamydia, right?""

If her reply is 'was she any good?'

Get your coat.

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