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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
An addendum to another conversation revealed the fact that our very own white socked Infinite Oppenheimers has never had one of those story messages.
You know the ones where the person who has never met you before sends you several paragraphs of a fantasy meet that matches none of your preferences.
Please help me compose a story to send to IO, or anyone else who takes your fancy. The last couple of lines of the story can end anyway you want if you send it to someone.
No more than two sentences each. I'll start:
"We meet in the lobby of the hotel, pretending that we have business meeting as it is only 10am."
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I want to rummage down you pants with a brillo pad, whilst wearing my sexy double layer Marigolds. I'm very skill with a scouring pad. Then with you laying on my kitchen floor I will stand above you, Vileda supermop in hand, ready to get you really wet. I can feel the soft grip handle and hear the splashing of the lightly disinfected water as I dunk and dunk and then press firmly in the super squeeze rotary basket. I can't wait to run the SuperMocio soft mop head up and down your body, tease in anticipation of pushing the X5 steam nozzle deep inside you and wondering if I can Pledge multi-surface spray your toenails. If you want to know what happens next, reply. And tell me what you are wearing xxx
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"I want to rummage down you pants with a brillo pad, whilst wearing my sexy double layer Marigolds. I'm very skill with a scouring pad. Then with you laying on my kitchen floor I will stand above you, Vileda supermop in hand, ready to get you really wet. I can feel the soft grip handle and hear the splashing of the lightly disinfected water as I dunk and dunk and then press firmly in the super squeeze rotary basket. I can't wait to run the SuperMocio soft mop head up and down your body, tease in anticipation of pushing the X5 steam nozzle deep inside you and wondering if I can Pledge multi-surface spray your toenails. If you want to know what happens next, reply. And tell me what you are wearing xxx
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You had me at rummage
I'm wearing Christmas pajamas.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"We meet in the lobby of the hotel, pretending that we have business meeting as it is only 10am."
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You are naked apart from your tight underwear, and I am in my favourite rubber apron (the one with the bloodstains)... |
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"I want to rummage down you pants with a brillo pad, whilst wearing my sexy double layer Marigolds. I'm very skill with a scouring pad. Then with you laying on my kitchen floor I will stand above you, Vileda supermop in hand, ready to get you really wet. I can feel the soft grip handle and hear the splashing of the lightly disinfected water as I dunk and dunk and then press firmly in the super squeeze rotary basket. I can't wait to run the SuperMocio soft mop head up and down your body, tease in anticipation of pushing the X5 steam nozzle deep inside you and wondering if I can Pledge multi-surface spray your toenails. If you want to know what happens next, reply. And tell me what you are wearing xxx
You had me at rummage
I'm wearing Christmas pajamas.
Please reply"
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pajamas, you kinky bitch. I bet they are winceyette with a tie string at the waist. Slightly bobbling between the thighs and in need of a good wash and iron.... mmmmmmmmmmmm dirty. I could give them a good washing and I'd love to show you how good I am at adding fabric conditioner, unscrewing the top and pouring the thick slimy Lenor into the third compartment in the washer drawer. Do you want to get steamy when I put my iron on a synthetic setting? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
The story so far...
We meet in the lobby of the hotel, pretending that we have business meeting as it is only 10am.
He assumes the character of a local Councillor and I am the head of a feminist committee with demands to be met!
I want to rummage down you pants with a brillo pad, whilst wearing my sexy double layer Marigolds. I'm very skill with a scouring pad. Then with you laying on my kitchen floor I will stand above you, Vileda supermop in hand, ready to get you really wet. I can feel the soft grip handle and hear the splashing of the lightly disinfected water as I dunk and dunk and then press firmly in the super squeeze rotary basket. I can't wait to run the SuperMocio soft mop head up and down your body, tease in anticipation of pushing the X5 steam nozzle deep inside you and wondering if I can Pledge multi-surface spray your toenails. If you want to know what happens next, reply. And tell me what you are wearing xxx
You are naked apart from your tight underwear, and I am in my favourite rubber apron (the one with the bloodstains)...
You had me at rummage
I'm wearing Christmas pajamas.
Please reply"
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pajamas, you kinky bitch. I bet they are winceyette with a tie string at the waist. Slightly bobbling between the thighs and in need of a good wash and iron.... mmmmmmmmmmmm dirty. I could give them a good washing and I'd love to show you how good I am at adding fabric conditioner, unscrewing the top and pouring the thick slimy Lenor into the third compartment in the washer drawer. Do you want to get steamy when I put my iron on a synthetic setting?
Before the washing comes the dirtying. We move the lounge and I order some drinks... |
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"I want to rummage down you pants with a brillo pad, whilst wearing my sexy double layer Marigolds. I'm very skill with a scouring pad. Then with you laying on my kitchen floor I will stand above you, Vileda supermop in hand, ready to get you really wet. I can feel the soft grip handle and hear the splashing of the lightly disinfected water as I dunk and dunk and then press firmly in the super squeeze rotary basket. I can't wait to run the SuperMocio soft mop head up and down your body, tease in anticipation of pushing the X5 steam nozzle deep inside you and wondering if I can Pledge multi-surface spray your toenails. If you want to know what happens next, reply. And tell me what you are wearing xxx
You had me at rummage
I'm wearing Christmas pajamas.
Please reply
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pajamas, you kinky bitch. I bet they are winceyette with a tie string at the waist. Slightly bobbling between the thighs and in need of a good wash and iron.... mmmmmmmmmmmm dirty. I could give them a good washing and I'd love to show you how good I am at adding fabric conditioner, unscrewing the top and pouring the thick slimy Lenor into the third compartment in the washer drawer. Do you want to get steamy when I put my iron on a synthetic setting? "
I like it hot, put it on the linen setting |
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"I want to rummage down you pants with a brillo pad, whilst wearing my sexy double layer Marigolds. I'm very skill with a scouring pad. Then with you laying on my kitchen floor I will stand above you, Vileda supermop in hand, ready to get you really wet. I can feel the soft grip handle and hear the splashing of the lightly disinfected water as I dunk and dunk and then press firmly in the super squeeze rotary basket. I can't wait to run the SuperMocio soft mop head up and down your body, tease in anticipation of pushing the X5 steam nozzle deep inside you and wondering if I can Pledge multi-surface spray your toenails. If you want to know what happens next, reply. And tell me what you are wearing xxx
You had me at rummage
I'm wearing Christmas pajamas.
Please reply
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pajamas, you kinky bitch. I bet they are winceyette with a tie string at the waist. Slightly bobbling between the thighs and in need of a good wash and iron.... mmmmmmmmmmmm dirty. I could give them a good washing and I'd love to show you how good I am at adding fabric conditioner, unscrewing the top and pouring the thick slimy Lenor into the third compartment in the washer drawer. Do you want to get steamy when I put my iron on a synthetic setting?
I like it hot, put it on the linen setting"
Switch it right up to heave denim for a truly hot and steamy session |
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i notice you remove an ice cube from your drink .. lick the spirit from it and watch your slender fingers spread the icy water over your forehead ... the n down your neck to the open collar of your shirt |
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"I want to rummage down you pants with a brillo pad, whilst wearing my sexy double layer Marigolds. I'm very skill with a scouring pad. Then with you laying on my kitchen floor I will stand above you, Vileda supermop in hand, ready to get you really wet. I can feel the soft grip handle and hear the splashing of the lightly disinfected water as I dunk and dunk and then press firmly in the super squeeze rotary basket. I can't wait to run the SuperMocio soft mop head up and down your body, tease in anticipation of pushing the X5 steam nozzle deep inside you and wondering if I can Pledge multi-surface spray your toenails. If you want to know what happens next, reply. And tell me what you are wearing xxx
You had me at rummage
I'm wearing Christmas pajamas.
Please reply
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pajamas, you kinky bitch. I bet they are winceyette with a tie string at the waist. Slightly bobbling between the thighs and in need of a good wash and iron.... mmmmmmmmmmmm dirty. I could give them a good washing and I'd love to show you how good I am at adding fabric conditioner, unscrewing the top and pouring the thick slimy Lenor into the third compartment in the washer drawer. Do you want to get steamy when I put my iron on a synthetic setting?
I like it hot, put it on the linen setting"
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm a man who knows his way around and iron dial settings. If I unplug the swivel connector power lead, will you fill my water tank? I want to watch you pour it in and fill it up nice and slow. I will glide my thumb softly over the extra steam/water spay button, circling round and round watching you shudder and waiting for you to beg me to pump down hard on the trigger and spray a big damp patch onto the crotch of your pyjamas. You like that don't you, you kinky bitch. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out  "
Ooops! I forgot about him.
Maybe he was waiting for the mould cleaner and all that Lenor was just too soft for him?
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out "
Name and shame!!! |
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Name and shame!!!"
Are you a dirty boy then? A real dirty boy that needs a spanking?  |
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out "
Don't stop now! I need to know what your going to do with that vim? And hopefully use that venitian blind dusted I've seen in your open cupboard.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Ooops! I forgot about him.
Maybe he was waiting for the mould cleaner and all that Lenor was just too soft for him?
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F...f...f...forgot?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Name and shame!!!
Are you a dirty boy then? A real dirty boy that needs a spanking? "
I'm good, and clean and ironed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Name and shame!!!
Are you a dirty boy then? A real dirty boy that needs a spanking?
I'm good, and clean and ironed "
Shame |
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Don't stop now! I need to know what your going to do with that vim? And hopefully use that venitian blind dusted I've seen in your open cupboard...."
I can't go on.... I feel used.
One minute there's photos of plug holes and plungers being sent to-and-fro, the next thing there's a rustle of Kleenex ultra balm and the phone goes dead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Don't stop now! I need to know what your going to do with that vim? And hopefully use that venitian blind dusted I've seen in your open cupboard....
I can't go on.... I feel used.
One minute there's photos of plug holes and plungers being sent to-and-fro, the next thing there's a rustle of Kleenex ultra balm and the phone goes dead!"
The stalker has cut the line she is scaling the trellis to the bedroom intent on getting her man! |
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Don't stop now! I need to know what your going to do with that vim? And hopefully use that venitian blind dusted I've seen in your open cupboard....
I can't go on.... I feel used.
One minute there's photos of plug holes and plungers being sent to-and-fro, the next thing there's a rustle of Kleenex ultra balm and the phone goes dead!
The stalker has cut the line she is scaling the trellis to the bedroom intent on getting her man! "
As long as she doesn't remove the watermarks from his stand along shower or put limescale remover down the loo, I don't care.
Do what you want with him... but leave his bathroom for me! |
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"The stalker has cut the line she is scaling the trellis to the bedroom intent on getting her man! "
The Milk Tray Woman has captured her prey.
Maybe she should show him her dark side now or keep it until they have a rollover  |
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Don't stop now! I need to know what your going to do with that vim? And hopefully use that venitian blind dusted I've seen in your open cupboard....
I can't go on.... I feel used.
One minute there's photos of plug holes and plungers being sent to-and-fro, the next thing there's a rustle of Kleenex ultra balm and the phone goes dead!
The stalker has cut the line she is scaling the trellis to the bedroom intent on getting her man!
As long as she doesn't remove the watermarks from his stand along shower or put limescale remover down the loo, I don't care.
Do what you want with him... but leave his bathroom for me!"
She sees her prey in the shower behind the shower curtain... she creeps forward wet of knicker long of lust and pulls the egg whisker out and climbs atop the buffet........ |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Ooops! I forgot about him.
Maybe he was waiting for the mould cleaner and all that Lenor was just too soft for him?
F...f...f...forgot?
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I got distracted by Scotland. I'll let you have a Leibniz to go with whatever Polo has in store for you. |
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"... the buffet........
No one said there was food! 
If I'd have known that I'd have been down the A14 hours ago for a sausage roll and finger nibbles.
He gets his at Waitrose."
I go to Waitrose to tease myself, a bit like going to a fancy strip club, I then go and do my shopping at Aldi. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Don't stop now! I need to know what your going to do with that vim? And hopefully use that venitian blind dusted I've seen in your open cupboard....
I can't go on.... I feel used.
One minute there's photos of plug holes and plungers being sent to-and-fro, the next thing there's a rustle of Kleenex ultra balm and the phone goes dead!"
Ready for round two?
There's talc all over the bathroom floor that need hoovering up and there's a spider in the plug hole of my bath ... I've got my ball gag in and I'm covered in butter ... But enough about my day job. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"... the buffet........
No one said there was food!
If I'd have known that I'd have been down the A14 hours ago for a sausage roll and finger nibbles.
He gets his at Waitrose.
I go to Waitrose to tease myself, a bit like going to a fancy strip club, I then go and do my shopping at Aldi."
You tease. I've never been to an Aldi.
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"... the buffet........
No one said there was food!
If I'd have known that I'd have been down the A14 hours ago for a sausage roll and finger nibbles.
He gets his at Waitrose.
I go to Waitrose to tease myself, a bit like going to a fancy strip club, I then go and do my shopping at Aldi.
You tease. I've never been to an Aldi.
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It's exactly like waitrose but German, and cheaper, and the quality isn't as good. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"... the buffet........
No one said there was food!
If I'd have known that I'd have been down the A14 hours ago for a sausage roll and finger nibbles.
He gets his at Waitrose.
I go to Waitrose to tease myself, a bit like going to a fancy strip club, I then go and do my shopping at Aldi.
You tease. I've never been to an Aldi.
It's exactly like waitrose but German, and cheaper, and the quality isn't as good."
It's also in the wrong direction for me and doesn't have any parking.
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Don't stop now! I need to know what your going to do with that vim? And hopefully use that venitian blind dusted I've seen in your open cupboard....
I can't go on.... I feel used.
One minute there's photos of plug holes and plungers being sent to-and-fro, the next thing there's a rustle of Kleenex ultra balm and the phone goes dead!
Ready for round two?
There's talc all over the bathroom floor that need hoovering up and there's a spider in the plug hole of my bath ... I've got my ball gag in and I'm covered in butter ... But enough about my day job."
How could I not forgive you when you just know how to push all the right buttons.... , rinse hold, extra spin and crank it up to 60 degrees......... you kinky sod! |
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"Feckin' timewaster.... gets a bit of dirty talk, shoots his sacks clean and buggers off!
Didn't even get a chance to get the Vim out
Don't stop now! I need to know what your going to do with that vim? And hopefully use that venitian blind dusted I've seen in your open cupboard....
I can't go on.... I feel used.
One minute there's photos of plug holes and plungers being sent to-and-fro, the next thing there's a rustle of Kleenex ultra balm and the phone goes dead!
Ready for round two?
There's talc all over the bathroom floor that need hoovering up and there's a spider in the plug hole of my bath ... I've got my ball gag in and I'm covered in butter ... But enough about my day job.
How could I not forgive you when you just know how to push all the right buttons.... , rinse hold, extra spin and crank it up to 60 degrees......... you kinky sod!"
60?!?!? I'm aroused by the sheer danger factor that is my electric bill.
Pour in some woolite and shrink my delicates. |
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60?!?!? I'm aroused by the sheer danger factor that is my electric bill.
Pour in some woolite and shrink my delicates."
Sit back in the chair and think of those units clocking up, whilst I softly ease apart the perforated tear strip along the twin pack of Plenty kitchen roll. I’ll moisten the Spontex non-scratch washing-up pad, before gently squeezing on some antibacterial washing –up liquid. Watch as I firmly squeeze and lather up the thick white foam which drips down my forearms, mischievously gathering at my elbows , waiting to descend on you. And finally when the soft bubbling foam falls to caresses your bare chest and stomach, I’ll rip off a new multipurpose microfiber cloth from the economy size roll and wipe your body clean. As the sexual tension builds I’ll deep clean your upholstery and wet-vac your carpet. I’ll damp dust your skirting boards and chamois your windows, soaking up every drip and smear. And just when you think there is no higher plateau of ecstasy… I’m gonna tumble dry your Christmas pyjamas for at least an hour, with two anti-static fragrance sheets in the drum. |
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Then the diarrhea kicked in! He hoped to god she wouldn't notice but the seepage had started and her nose was twinight. If only I had got a boner before the coffee! Well if im lucky she's a scat lover if not its a long way home. |
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"Then the diarrhea kicked in! He hoped to god she wouldn't notice but the seepage had started and her nose was twinight. If only I had got a boner before the coffee! Well if im lucky she's a scat lover if not its a long way home. "
Oi! Cristo! NO!
You will not come in here spoiling my erotic cleaning foreplay with your talk of runny poo! |
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"Then the diarrhea kicked in! He hoped to god she wouldn't notice but the seepage had started and her nose was twinight. If only I had got a boner before the coffee! Well if im lucky she's a scat lover if not its a long way home.
Oi! Cristo! NO!
You will not come in here spoiling my erotic cleaning foreplay with your talk of runny poo!"
Errr ok substitute oxtail soup  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Then the diarrhea kicked in! He hoped to god she wouldn't notice but the seepage had started and her nose was twinight. If only I had got a boner before the coffee! Well if im lucky she's a scat lover if not its a long way home.
Oi! Cristo! NO!
You will not come in here spoiling my erotic cleaning foreplay with your talk of runny poo!
Errr ok substitute oxtail soup
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I won't ask where. |
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60?!?!? I'm aroused by the sheer danger factor that is my electric bill.
Pour in some woolite and shrink my delicates.
Sit back in the chair and think of those units clocking up, whilst I softly ease apart the perforated tear strip along the twin pack of Plenty kitchen roll. I’ll moisten the Spontex non-scratch washing-up pad, before gently squeezing on some antibacterial washing –up liquid. Watch as I firmly squeeze and lather up the thick white foam which drips down my forearms, mischievously gathering at my elbows , waiting to descend on you. And finally when the soft bubbling foam falls to caresses your bare chest and stomach, I’ll rip off a new multipurpose microfiber cloth from the economy size roll and wipe your body clean. As the sexual tension builds I’ll deep clean your upholstery and wet-vac your carpet. I’ll damp dust your skirting boards and chamois your windows, soaking up every drip and smear. And just when you think there is no higher plateau of ecstasy… I’m gonna tumble dry your Christmas pyjamas for at least an hour, with two anti-static fragrance sheets in the drum. "
Oh.My.God (the beginning of that legitimately turned me on!) ... Are you going to tumble them for too long so that they are at least three sizes too small for me?
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Oh.My.God (the beginning of that legitimately turned me on!) ... Are you going to tumble them for too long so that they are at least three sizes too small for me?
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In the (slightly altered) words of Justin Timberlake....
Don't be so quick to squirt your spray
Clean with me
I wanna wax your sideboard
Please stay
Clean with me
You don't have to admit you wanna play
Clean with me
Just let me wash you
Till the break of day
Clean with me
Got blinds, well I don't mind
Venetian or vertical
I'll dust whatever you have
Remove every particle
See I've been washing you
And I like the way you move
So go ahead, IO, just do
That Vax shaking thing you do
So you grab your sponge
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the Flash is thick, it's smelling right
So you sweep to the left and you mop to the right
Don't be so quick to squirt your spray
Clean with me
I wanna wax your sideboard
Please stay
Clean with me
You don't have to admit you wanna play
Clean with me
Just let me wash you
Till the break of day
Clean with me
I don't mean no harm
Just wanna use this Vim
Make a move, but be calm
Let's sanitise the bin
See it appears to me
You like the way I vacuum
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
Change your sheets and clean the bedroom
So you grab your sponge
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the Flash is thick, it's smelling right
So you sweep to the left and you mop to the right
Don't be so quick to squirt your spray
Clean with me
I wanna wax your sideboard
Please stay
Clean with me
You don't have to admit you wanna play
Clean with me
Just let me wash you
Till the break of day
Clean with me
Talk to me boy
No rinsing yet, I don't mean no harm
Talk to me boy
Watch the soap suds drip down my arms
Talk to me boy
Hurry up cause you're taking too long
Talk to me boy
Better have you naked by the end of this song
So what did you scrub for
I came to scrub with you
And you know that you want to polish the floor
I came to damp dust with you
You're searching for hygienic decor
It's time to get a broom
If crumbs get on the floor
Hey …. clean with me
Yeah…. come on baby
Are you feeling me?
Let's do something
Let's make the bed
Cause I gotta have you naked by the end of this song
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over a year ago
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Oh.My.God (the beginning of that legitimately turned me on!) ... Are you going to tumble them for too long so that they are at least three sizes too small for me?
In the (slightly altered) words of Justin Timberlake....
Don't be so quick to squirt your spray
Clean with me
I wanna wax your sideboard
Please stay
Clean with me
You don't have to admit you wanna play
Clean with me
Just let me wash you
Till the break of day
Clean with me
Got blinds, well I don't mind
Venetian or vertical
I'll dust whatever you have
Remove every particle
See I've been washing you
And I like the way you move
So go ahead, IO, just do
That Vax shaking thing you do
So you grab your sponge
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the Flash is thick, it's smelling right
So you sweep to the left and you mop to the right
Don't be so quick to squirt your spray
Clean with me
I wanna wax your sideboard
Please stay
Clean with me
You don't have to admit you wanna play
Clean with me
Just let me wash you
Till the break of day
Clean with me
I don't mean no harm
Just wanna use this Vim
Make a move, but be calm
Let's sanitise the bin
See it appears to me
You like the way I vacuum
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
Change your sheets and clean the bedroom
So you grab your sponge
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the Flash is thick, it's smelling right
So you sweep to the left and you mop to the right
Don't be so quick to squirt your spray
Clean with me
I wanna wax your sideboard
Please stay
Clean with me
You don't have to admit you wanna play
Clean with me
Just let me wash you
Till the break of day
Clean with me
Talk to me boy
No rinsing yet, I don't mean no harm
Talk to me boy
Watch the soap suds drip down my arms
Talk to me boy
Hurry up cause you're taking too long
Talk to me boy
Better have you naked by the end of this song
So what did you scrub for
I came to scrub with you
And you know that you want to polish the floor
I came to damp dust with you
You're searching for hygienic decor
It's time to get a broom
If crumbs get on the floor
Hey …. clean with me
Yeah…. come on baby
Are you feeling me?
Let's do something
Let's make the bed
Cause I gotta have you naked by the end of this song
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I'm naked and ready to damp dust.
I was naked at the mention of waxing my sideboard.
I don't even have a sideboard.
But I'll buy one tomorrow, and a tub of wax.
I just want to take out my polyfiller and fill in your cracks.
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