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Ive just had a big un and it went Splatt !!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As in a huuuuuuuuuuuuge hairy spider on the wall....
I sprayed it with perfume first but it seemed to like the smell  cant figure out why as its only avon 
It annoyed me then as it was comming closer so i hit it with me slipper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a bit excited about 10 minutes ago..unsexually.. as I thought I seen a spider closeby..I wanted to get some pics(close enough to see the eyes)...unfortunately..it was just a bit of cobweb flapping... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh noooo you should have set it freeeeee "
SET IT FREE ..are you mad ...they just get beack in ....i agree with above post ...hairspray ,then kill th eight legged little fucka ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You better hope spiders don't reincarnate and come back and eat you.
Well he will be one huuuuge fooker if he did that "
it could climb through your nose while your sleeping and eat your brain bit by bit for a week. Every day you'll wake up with less of your brain than you had the day before till you die...
I've been watching some weird shit lately can you tell?...   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You better hope spiders don't reincarnate and come back and eat you.
Well he will be one huuuuge fooker if he did that
it could climb through your nose while your sleeping and eat your brain bit by bit for a week. Every day you'll wake up with less of your brain than you had the day before till you die...
I've been watching some weird shit lately can you tell?... "
I can but now it explains some of the guys on here ....pmsl |
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from the spider
'my family is cold and misunderstood. can we crash here tonight?....or squish my wife, thats cool too!'
'hey man there was a wasp in here but i got him. i know you dont like wasps, and you know i am always looking out for you....whats the book for??'
'Hi! i just finished eating all the flies, keeping the ants away and crove away the termites...oh sure, i'd love to read the paper!'
'Hi, can i live in your spacious house? i promise to eat all the flies and keep to myself...dear god! did you just spray me with furniture polish? you crazy bitch!'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"from the spider
'my family is cold and misunderstood. can we crash here tonight?....or squish my wife, thats cool too!'
'hey man there was a wasp in here but i got him. i know you dont like wasps, and you know i am always looking out for you....whats the book for??'
'Hi! i just finished eating all the flies, keeping the ants away and crove away the termites...oh sure, i'd love to read the paper!'
'Hi, can i live in your spacious house? i promise to eat all the flies and keep to myself...dear god! did you just spray me with furniture polish? you crazy bitch!'
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Spiders are our brothers from other mothers ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You better hope spiders don't reincarnate and come back and eat you. I hope it does. I love spiders.  "
jumping spiders up close are stunning little creatures, very cute too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aww what!! Murderer haha.Don't mind spiders at all at least they catch flys and midges when its summer.I always leave them to do what spider do unless the cats get hold off them. |
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