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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've learnt that a trip to hospital to see about getting Sid the eye cyst removed has now turned into laser treatment for glaucoma as well as needing Sid removed.
Not sure how I'm feeling about it at mo as still a bit  |
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"I've learnt that a trip to hospital to see about getting Sid the eye cyst removed has now turned into laser treatment for glaucoma as well as needing Sid removed.
Not sure how I'm feeling about it at mo as still a bit "
 better treated than not.
I have learned that evolution does not necessarily mean what I thought it did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive learnt that some people cant take your honest opinion even when they ask for it, even though you worded it in the nicest way possible! thats sisters for you though, gues she wont be taking me shopping with her again lol |
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"Ive learnt that some people cant take your honest opinion even when they ask for it, even though you worded it in the nicest way possible! thats sisters for you though, gues she wont be taking me shopping with her again lol"
lol! If anyone ever asks for your honest opinion they don't mean it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive learnt that some people cant take your honest opinion even when they ask for it, even though you worded it in the nicest way possible! thats sisters for you though, gues she wont be taking me shopping with her again lol"
Did you tell her yes your bum does look big in it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We'll be calling you Mad Eye Moody at this rate.
Sorry about the crap news but the sooner it's caught and treated the better, I'd say."
That's what I'm thinking but also freaking out a bit at thought of a laser in my eye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uh... I have learned that getting Christmas tree lights back into the box they came out of neatly is impossible. "
You've only just taken your Xmas lights down?!!!!!!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Moody, Sid did you a favour if glaucoma has been spotted early. The treatment is easy and effective.
I have gleaned the knowledge that someone thinks it's not possible to be blocked for a post on the forum.
I have gleaned that I am too poor to go to Newcastle unless I drive.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Uh... I have learned that getting Christmas tree lights back into the box they came out of neatly is impossible.
You've only just taken your Xmas lights down?!!!!!! "
No of course not. They needed some modification and I've only just bothered to do it. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"We'll be calling you Mad Eye Moody at this rate.
Sorry about the crap news but the sooner it's caught and treated the better, I'd say.
That's what I'm thinking but also freaking out a bit at thought of a laser in my eye "
It's a common treatment. You'll be fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've learned something but it's sex related so I'm keeping it to myself. Don't want to lower the tone"
Awww go on lower the tone , it will make me smile I'm sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learnt that it's possible to drop 10kg of weight in two weeks if you have been bed bound with no food. And although you may think you look fine - you actually look like an alien.
...Moody hope you get all those things with your eyes sorted. And i know you like all those youtube videos. So, think we should do one for you.
And in terms of the laser treatment. Just think of it like this - you'd be the sexiest Robocop i've ever seen.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've learnt that it's possible to drop 10kg of weight in two weeks if you have been bed bound with no food. And although you may think you look fine - you actually look like an alien.
...Moody hope you get all those things with your eyes sorted. And i know you like all those youtube videos. So, think we should do one for you.
And in terms of the laser treatment. Just think of it like this - you'd be the sexiest Robocop i've ever seen.
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Robocop  thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learned that I am even more stubborn, vindictive and vile than I ever thought I was. But that MrWho thinks that's ok!
Oh and that treating myself to a night of pampering as its nearly my birthday (on Saturday!!!) doesn't have to cost a fortune! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learned something but it's sex related so I'm keeping it to myself. Don't want to lower the tone
Awww go on lower the tone , it will make me smile I'm sure "
ok. I learnt with the help of a man on the phone I can cum twice in approximately 4 minutes. Just as an addendum I don't normally DIY |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've learnt that it's possible to drop 10kg of weight in two weeks if you have been bed bound with no food. And although you may think you look fine - you actually look like an alien.
...Moody hope you get all those things with your eyes sorted. And i know you like all those youtube videos. So, think we should do one for you.
And in terms of the laser treatment. Just think of it like this - you'd be the sexiest Robocop i've ever seen.
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10kg Popeye? That's ridiculous - of course you will look like an alien as your head will be bigger than your body.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I've learned there is a sex shop in Norwich. And a 24/7 gym.
Together?
Not quite but fairly close to each other.
If they are both 24/7 that could meet a lot of needs in one place.
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As far as I know, only the gym is 24/7. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learnt that a trip to hospital to see about getting Sid the eye cyst removed has now turned into laser treatment for glaucoma as well as needing Sid removed.
Not sure how I'm feeling about it at mo as still a bit "
Hope all goes well xx |
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That a minor surgical procedure I'm waiting for Will involve a lot of tugging and quite possibly a fair bit of pain despite the local.
And that a nurse I thought I liked seemed to get pleasure from telling me that! |
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"People can be horrible, somebody brought me to tears
Hugs.
And just bear in mind that they probably don't have as many people in their life that will try to raise a smile as you do. "
Thank you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People can be horrible, somebody brought me to tears "
when people treat you badly it says far more about them as a person than it does about you. x
Moody, it must have been quite a shock but the laser treatment is a small price to pay for preserving your eyesight & wellbeing, wish you all the best x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've learned something but it's sex related so I'm keeping it to myself. Don't want to lower the tone
Awww go on lower the tone , it will make me smile I'm sure
ok. I learnt with the help of a man on the phone I can cum twice in approximately 4 minutes. Just as an addendum I don't normally DIY "
Wow that's amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've learned something but it's sex related so I'm keeping it to myself. Don't want to lower the tone
Awww go on lower the tone , it will make me smile I'm sure
ok. I learnt with the help of a man on the phone I can cum twice in approximately 4 minutes. Just as an addendum I don't normally DIY
Wow that's amazing "
lol It has been a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learnt that it's possible to drop 10kg of weight in two weeks if you have been bed bound with no food. And although you may think you look fine - you actually look like an alien.
...Moody hope you get all those things with your eyes sorted. And i know you like all those youtube videos. So, think we should do one for you.
And in terms of the laser treatment. Just think of it like this - you'd be the sexiest Robocop i've ever seen.
10kg Popeye? That's ridiculous - of course you will look like an alien as your head will be bigger than your body.
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Yeah. 75kg to 65kg. It's mad. I look so out of place.
...i've also learnt that trying to grow your hair out again after you've been shaving it. Is not as sexy as i thought it would be.
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
hertfordshire |
"We'll be calling you Mad Eye Moody at this rate.
Sorry about the crap news but the sooner it's caught and treated the better, I'd say.
That's what I'm thinking but also freaking out a bit at thought of a laser in my eye "
being diabetic I have lasers on my eyes all the time its not so bad and if I didn't have it id be blind!! so a no brainer really good luck |
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"I've learnt that the house isn't noisy when the kids aren't here....it must be the kids that make the noise. Who'd have thought??"
It's a bit like the whirlwind trail of mess they leave in their wake too ... but you've got to just love 'em !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the GP phones me and asks me to go in today... be busy! had to leave the project I was working on get changed and all that just for bad news I already knew... should have stayed in my workshop where it's safe. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"When the GP phones me and asks me to go in today... be busy! had to leave the project I was working on get changed and all that just for bad news I already knew... should have stayed in my workshop where it's safe. "
I hope all will be well. I still have a breakfast to attend.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When the GP phones me and asks me to go in today... be busy! had to leave the project I was working on get changed and all that just for bad news I already knew... should have stayed in my workshop where it's safe. "
Best wishes to you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Learnt that the forum in Norwich needs heating.
The majority of men see me as weak and someone they can scam money etc out of me and are snakes in the grass, the others just don't fancy me.
Learnt that being the only singleton in my social circle is damn lonely.
I can make a half decent lemon cheesecake and I actually like it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope all will be well. I still have a breakfast to attend.
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Your breakfast is still safe
All will be well just going to have to spend a lot of time getting annoyed by docs again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Learnt with perserverance i can get rid of one serious psycho from here out of my life plus folk cannot handle being rejected for meets even though put nicely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hugs to you moody but it's good it's been spotted early.
I've learnt that I do crazy things to make my friends smile but what the hell , If they are happy then so am I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That putting your drowned phone in a pot of rice for 5 days really does dry it out! Even if it drowned in the child's medicine!!!
And that some people don't find me funny. |
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"That putting your drowned phone in a pot of rice for 5 days really does dry it out! Even if it drowned in the child's medicine!!!
And that some people don't find me funny."
I'm trying to figure out how you drop a phone in medicine. Was it a tiny phone or a massively wide opening on the bottle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That putting your drowned phone in a pot of rice for 5 days really does dry it out! Even if it drowned in the child's medicine!!!
And that some people don't find me funny.
I'm trying to figure out how you drop a phone in medicine. Was it a tiny phone or a massively wide opening on the bottle? "
Must say I wondered the same thing myself. My phone survived going through the washing machine though. I didn't put it in rice, just spent a week in the airing cupboard. No problems. |
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"That putting your drowned phone in a pot of rice for 5 days really does dry it out! Even if it drowned in the child's medicine!!!
And that some people don't find me funny."
What do u call yourself when all your red skirts are in the wash? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have learned that my love for cottage cheese knows no bounds, that I have a tiny penis and that I want to own a tight, Lycra, onesie like the winter Olympic people wear |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have learned that my love for cottage cheese knows no bounds, that I have a tiny penis and that I want to own a tight, Lycra, onesie like the winter Olympic people wear "
How is it that you have only just found out that you have a tiny penis? Did it shrink? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have learned that my love for cottage cheese knows no bounds, that I have a tiny penis and that I want to own a tight, Lycra, onesie like the winter Olympic people wear
How is it that you have only just found out that you have a tiny penis? Did it shrink? "
My bath was too hot, I never noticed the "wash at 30c" label on the inside of my foreskin before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have just learnt that if you spend to much time on here you burn your dinner "
Can you explain this concept to j, I've had enough of burnt pizzas now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the GP phones me and asks me to go in today... be busy! had to leave the project I was working on get changed and all that just for bad news I already knew... should have stayed in my workshop where it's safe. "
Best wishes to you xx |
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