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"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million. "
I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left? |
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"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.
I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?"
Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins. |
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"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.
I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?
Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins."
4 minutes? Planning on foreplay too? |
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"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.
I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?
Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins.
4 minutes? Planning on foreplay too? "
Nah, it'd take me 20 mins or more to read up on that. Any links? |
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"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.
I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?
Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins."
You want to do it twice? |
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"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.
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A woman I met on the scene and someone I considered a friend has been telling guys that I've fucked my way through the whole site so you've clearly not had as much cock as I have lol  |
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"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.
A woman I met on the scene and someone I considered a friend has been telling guys that I've fucked my way through the whole site so you've clearly not had as much cock as I have lol "
Mrnotts would like to know when is it his turn ?  |
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"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.
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Compared to some you have , and to others not .
When someone on a site like this makes a statement such as that , it makes my blood boil .
On a positive note , it's good to see you and others on this thread making light of a cheap and disrespectful jibe  |
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"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.
I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?"
You'll have to do double shifts and the odd gangbang untill you're about ninety seven. |
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"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.
I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?
Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins.
You want to do it twice?"
At least. |
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"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.
I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?
Well, assuming i'm not in one of the 4.4 millions you've discounted, and in all probability i'm not, then you can put me down for 4 mins.
4 minutes? Planning on foreplay too?
Nah, it'd take me 20 mins or more to read up on that. Any links?"
imagine you're stuffing a chicken and licking a window |
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"Well there is about thirty million men in England so if you take a lot from that figure you're looking at upwards of twenty three million.
I see your calculations. So, how long do you think it will take me to get through the 2.6 million I've got left?
You'll have to do double shifts and the odd gangbang untill you're about ninety seven. "
I'm not pushy, i can wait.  |
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If the average penis is 6inches and it travels in and out of the vagina, you can say you have mathematically had twelve inches of cock. The average hump takes 60 in and out movements and the average sex act takes 10 mins. So 6x2x60x10 is 7200 inches of cock. Device that by 12 to find that during sex you have 600ft of cock in one session. That's a long cock! |
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"If the average penis is 6inches and it travels in and out of the vagina, you can say you have mathematically had twelve inches of cock. The average hump takes 60 in and out movements and the average sex act takes 10 mins. So 6x2x60x10 is 7200 inches of cock. Device that by 12 to find that during sex you have 600ft of cock in one session. That's a long cock! "
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What a slut  |
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"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.
you disgusting woman...why next you'll be telling me you have pubic hair
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it's times like these that I wish I could share that with friends. I'm absolutely screeching with laughter!!!!! |
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"If the average penis is 6inches and it travels in and out of the vagina, you can say you have mathematically had twelve inches of cock. The average hump takes 60 in and out movements and the average sex act takes 10 mins. So 6x2x60x10 is 7200 inches of cock. Device that by 12 to find that during sex you have 600ft of cock in one session. That's a long cock! .
What a slut "
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"If the average penis is 6inches and it travels in and out of the vagina, you can say you have mathematically had twelve inches of cock. The average hump takes 60 in and out movements and the average sex act takes 10 mins. So 6x2x60x10 is 7200 inches of cock. Device that by 12 to find that during sex you have 600ft of cock in one session. That's a long cock! .
What a slut "
Why, thank you!! |
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"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.
you disgusting woman...why next you'll be telling me you have pubic hair
it's times like these that I wish I could share that with friends. I'm absolutely screeching with laughter!!!!!"
Friends request?
I'd share anyday. |
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"If the average penis is 6inches and it travels in and out of the vagina, you can say you have mathematically had twelve inches of cock. The average hump takes 60 in and out movements and the average sex act takes 10 mins. So 6x2x60x10 is 7200 inches of cock. Device that by 12 to find that during sex you have 600ft of cock in one session. That's a long cock! "
I'm going to be counting the in and out movements now. |
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"Apparently, I've had a lot of cock.
Compared to some you have , and to others not .
When someone on a site like this makes a statement such as that , it makes my blood boil .
On a positive note , it's good to see you and others on this thread making light of a cheap and disrespectful jibe "
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Now call me a pervert if you like but i've just had visions of Topsy appearing on a mid afternoon, dare i say, Antiques Show, oops better say, Auction Show.
Rabbit 50p
( pm for the first part of the joke but it's not worth while doing so) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I know the answer!
95.
Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'
I just call it "jammy" 
Cock and jam together?
Is that a lolly?"
Lolly, sweetie, darling... call it whatever you want and it's easier than remembering their names.
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"I know the answer!
95.
Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'
I just call it "jammy"
Cock and jam together?
Is that a lolly?
Lolly, sweetie, darling... call it whatever you want and it's easier than remembering their names.
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Isn't it.
I decided to call them all 'darling'. Saves sooooo much hassle. |
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"I know the answer!
95.
Apparently 95 verifications = 'a lot of cock'
I just call it "jammy"
Cock and jam together?
Hmmm not summat ive tried...yet "
Always a first time...strawberry? Rasberry |
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"Google says "a lot" is loads so wtf is "loads"
Loads are what you put in the washing machine. I don't think that's the same as a lot though.
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I'm really quite confused now. Have I had a lot of cock or not? Do I need more? Less? Should I be COUNTING?!!
(oooo, a 'counting cock' app...)
I need to know! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
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"Google says "a lot" is loads so wtf is "loads"
Loads are what you put in the washing machine. I don't think that's the same as a lot though.
I'm really quite confused now. Have I had a lot of cock or not? Do I need more? Less? Should I be COUNTING?!!
(oooo, a 'counting cock' app...)
I need to know!"
Do you feel you need more? If the answer is yes then you haven't had enough.
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"Well I'm disgusted  
It is truly disgusting that I've had so many verifications.
Oh wait..... YOU left me one but you don't have a cock."
No but ive met plenty  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Work it out in inches then you'll know how many cock miles you've done.  "
Using some of the calculations above the number of in/out, the length of the cock and the amount of time spent on the in/out would all be needed to know if you've been fucked out of this world or not.
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Someone who's familiar with Dettol baths should also be familiar with the following :
Room for a little 'un? "
Yeah, but the water is a bit cold and scummy as a lot of people have been in it before |
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