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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"For me its this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsGKERivTQ
What about you? 
Mecca bingo where Muslims go to bet, that made me snort tea. Oh dear."
I think I snorted the whole way through, thing is I found it by accident! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I realised the reason everyone stopped talking at the video conference that I had set up. Yep - my web cam had slipped broadcasting my cleavage to all. Try and remain professional whilst trying not pissing yourself laughing is a skill I have yet to learn!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really bad joke!!! But it tickled me..."
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have alzheimer's
Beans on toast
I really should not laugh,but it tickled me. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"When I realised the reason everyone stopped talking at the video conference that I had set up. Yep - my web cam had slipped broadcasting my cleavage to all. Try and remain professional whilst trying not pissing yourself laughing is a skill I have yet to learn! "
Hahahahahaha! Its a mighty fine cleavage though!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me its this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsGKERivTQ
What about you?
Mecca bingo where Muslims go to bet, that made me snort tea. Oh dear.I think I snorted the whole way through, thing is I found it by accident! "
But did ya remember the 'kin milk...?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was PP,s thread and the invite to watch a cam , and PP chose the winter olympics ..... Were you doing pay per view again Peaches? "
lol.......i dont have a cam ....it was a guy offering him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the couple kissing for first time on 8cats out of ten the noo on 4..first laugh today.  "
Oh god..that was sooooo gross.
I would have divorced him straight away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People make me laugh most they usually do I am fascinated at how some get so frustrated at times its almost comical and I wonder if steam comes out of their ears aka 1920's film stile. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"our 2 year old pulling her pull up pants down then proceeding to pretend to fart on everything from her teddys to her little sister was quite funny "
Farts are always funny, my dog does loud ones then looks at his bum and runs off looking puzzled. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my cat for some reason climbed into a carrier bag and got stuck in the handle and then ran off downstairs trying to get away from it .... it was funny and went on a for a bit cos she wouldnt let me catch her to take it off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"our 2 year old pulling her pull up pants down then proceeding to pretend to fart on everything from her teddys to her little sister was quite funny Farts are always funny, my dog does loud ones then looks at his bum and runs off looking puzzled. "
Haha the little sister looked puzzled when she had a naked bum waving in her face |
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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago
South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo |
I saw this story on Facebook, posted by Dawn French. I read it almost an hour ago and it's still got me giggling.
Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, Honey you were right all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. What do you mean? asked his wife. Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My 6week old baby pulling some funny faces was the cutest thing and made me chuckle
MissD Congratulations to all! How lovely xx"
Thank you...he is the reason we have not been as vocal on the forum recently....he is the biggest time waster ever lose hours just looking at him lol!! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I saw this story on Facebook, posted by Dawn French. I read it almost an hour ago and it's still got me giggling.
Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, Honey you were right all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. What do you mean? asked his wife. Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in.. "
Hahahaha, that's funny! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"My 6week old baby pulling some funny faces was the cutest thing and made me chuckle
MissD Congratulations to all! How lovely xx
Thank you...he is the reason we have not been as vocal on the forum recently....he is the biggest time waster ever lose hours just looking at him lol!!"
The best waste of time ever, so happy for you all....xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tease and Temptation And a pic she sent me today 
I have been the recipient of a couple of her loon piccies tonight!!  "
Pahaha I'm in bits!! She's a legend x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tease and Temptation And a pic she sent me today
I have been the recipient of a couple of her loon piccies tonight!!
Pahaha I'm in bits!! She's a legend x"
Bonkers! And I thought I was special pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink twice as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire post.
The man is still looking at his thumb.
This had me in stitches as I was trsnsfixed by my thumb |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink twice as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire post.
The man is still looking at his thumb.
This had me in stitches as I was trsnsfixed by my thumb "
Hehe thank you this made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink twice as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire post.
The man is still looking at his thumb.
This had me in stitches as I was
trsnsfixed by my thumb "
It's official; after stringent tests under laboratory conditions ...................... your thumb reference was wrong!!
.......now, where did I put that alcohol container?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was even funnier as I listened to it being read to me and didn't get past the thumb line...I was creased up  "
I'm going to be looking at mens thumbs a lot more now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was even funnier as I listened to it being read to me and didn't get past the thumb line...I was creased up
I'm going to be looking at mens thumbs a lot more now "
I bet...however there are alternative ways to find out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
Women blink twice as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire post.
The man is still looking at his thumb.
This had me in stitches as I was
trsnsfixed by my thumb
It's official; after stringent tests under laboratory conditions ...................... your thumb reference was wrong!!
.......now, where did I put that alcohol container? "
No worries your lynx can will do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was even funnier as I listened to it being read to me and didn't get past the thumb line...I was creased up
I'm going to be looking at mens thumbs a lot more now
I bet...however there are alternative ways to find out "
Not if I'm walking down the street etc |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"In a similar vein to Femme, this made me chuckle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL7jyXCQ2Zc
Omg.. welcome back xxxx
Thank you, nice to be back. xxx"
Laine, welcome back. I hope you are well?
I had three things make me laugh out loud today.
Walking the dog I threw a stick for him that ended up in a pile of shredded tree (I'm terrible at throwing). He ran straight into the middle of this pile of ex-tree and was looking for a stick in amongst lots of sticks. He came out with one bit of wood looked around and rejected it. It went on for ages until he found a bit he was happy with.
Walking the dog in the park we walked towards a woman with a toddler. She said look at the woof woof and the toddler looked at her and said "it doggy not woof woof".
Finally, I read my nephew's essay on the Industrial Revolution. He managed to include Luis Suarez in his argument for the benefits of the Industrial Revolution.
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