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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

What shouldn’t you be seen doing in profile pictures?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

wear white linen trousers...not flattering at all

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"What shouldn’t you be seen doing in profile pictures? "

*eating your dinner

*sitting on the bog (especially with trousers round ankles)

*measuring up to the remote control/aerosol can/other

and thats just the women...

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"What shouldn’t you be seen doing in profile pictures?

*eating your dinner

*sitting on the bog (especially with trousers round ankles)

*measuring up to the remote control/aerosol can/other

and thats just the women... "

i like the one eating dinner. Glimpsed one before xmas and they were tucking into a huge pile of banners n mash by the tv. It looked homely and i knew if i met i would get well fed

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Play the bogie bungee game

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By *umourCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

Sitting/standing in an untidy room!

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

and another bug bear of mine..

*posing in front of your kids pic on the wall behind you

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"What shouldn’t you be seen doing in profile pictures?

*eating your dinner

*sitting on the bog (especially with trousers round ankles)

*measuring up to the remote control/aerosol can/other

and thats just the women...

i like the one eating dinner. Glimpsed one before xmas and they were tucking into a huge pile of banners n mash by the tv. It looked homely and i knew if i met i would get well fed "

What if it were a £1 curry in a tray from Iceland?

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"What shouldn’t you be seen doing in profile pictures?

*eating your dinner

*sitting on the bog (especially with trousers round ankles)

*measuring up to the remote control/aerosol can/other

and thats just the women...

i like the one eating dinner. Glimpsed one before xmas and they were tucking into a huge pile of banners n mash by the tv. It looked homely and i knew if i met i would get well fed

What if it were a £1 curry in a tray from Iceland?"

I would bring a takeaway with me if i was hungry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

no more weddings pics.c'mon.are they the only pics you look well in ? tacky people,tacky !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always have a clean bottom!!

A pic i seen on here a few weeks back of a female bending over still haunts me

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Always have a clean bottom!!

A pic i seen on here a few weeks back of a female bending over still haunts me "

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Eat ya own poo.....or someone elses!!!! Yes its out there folks

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone


"Always have a clean bottom!!

A pic i seen on here a few weeks back of a female bending over still haunts me

"

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By *iz78Woman  over a year ago

wirral

squeezing ones breasts together......

oops

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"squeezing ones breasts together......

oops "

Im just lifting mine off my knees sorry

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"squeezing ones breasts together......

oops

Im just lifting mine off my knees sorry "

Naaaaa i like the squeezing and the lifting ant he tweaking pics! Phorrrrr!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

show what ya had for brekkie- gynaecological pics ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"show what ya had for brekkie- gynaecological pics ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "

especially if you had blueberry waffles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"show what ya had for brekkie- gynaecological pics ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "

i hear ya.not sexy.as a man,i often find the sexiest pics are of women with some clothes on.depends on the pose,the clothes and the women ( almost said hoes just to keep the rhyme going,hehe )

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"show what ya had for brekkie- gynaecological pics ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

especially if you had blueberry waffles "

its the chocolate waffle ones that have scarred me for life !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always have a clean bottom!!

A pic i seen on here a few weeks back of a female bending over still haunts me

"

I...I...erm...no, not going to ask...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement "

I don't like the ones with their eyes cut out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

badly stuffed kebab fanny shots

there been a few pics that have traumatised me on here but also some lovely ones who make up for the bad ones! xx

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement "

If you pm them they are the ones cooking rabbit for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement

If you pm them they are the ones cooking rabbit for dinner "

I've got a rabbit in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement

If you pm them they are the ones cooking rabbit for dinner

I've got a rabbit in the freezer"

it's dead tho ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement

If you pm them they are the ones cooking rabbit for dinner

I've got a rabbit in the freezer

it's dead tho ......"

now ...... Muuuuuuuuwahahahahahaaaaaaa

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement

If you pm them they are the ones cooking rabbit for dinner

I've got a rabbit in the freezer

it's dead tho ......

now ...... Muuuuuuuuwahahahahahaaaaaaa"

you don't look like a wabbit cooker! Mind you we haven't seen that nice young man since he was at Barnsley with ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement

If you pm them they are the ones cooking rabbit for dinner

I've got a rabbit in the freezer

it's dead tho ......

now ...... Muuuuuuuuwahahahahahaaaaaaa

you don't look like a wabbit cooker! Mind you we haven't seen that nice young man since he was at Barnsley with ya "

Muwahhhhhhahaaaaa I have

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement

If you pm them they are the ones cooking rabbit for dinner

I've got a rabbit in the freezer

it's dead tho ......"

I like roasted rabbit but you have to soak it to tenderise the flesh as i remember.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement

If you pm them they are the ones cooking rabbit for dinner

I've got a rabbit in the freezer

it's dead tho ......

I like roasted rabbit but you have to soak it to tenderise the flesh as i remember. "

I've never soaked one. I do like it pan fried ( now there's a phrase that I find superfluous) I love it stewed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the ones where the person next to them have been badly scratched out with a sharp implement

If you pm them they are the ones cooking rabbit for dinner

I've got a rabbit in the freezer

it's dead tho ......

now ...... Muuuuuuuuwahahahahahaaaaaaa

you don't look like a wabbit cooker! Mind you we haven't seen that nice young man since he was at Barnsley with ya "

Come to think of it.... He is a bunny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Standing in front of a badly slashed and stabbed shower curtain

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

"

No feking way!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I haven't got a dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I haven't got a dog "

Or a knob !

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I haven't got a dog

Or a knob !"

Well i hope not granny or you would be a Grampy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave your Teeth out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

No feking way!!!! "

I don't need to tell you what the dog was licking off his knob!

I'd managed to bury that image. Jeez, and he seemed so normal too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

No feking way!!!!

I don't need to tell you what the dog was licking off his knob!

I'd managed to bury that image. Jeez, and he seemed so normal too! "

Well actually , you DO need to tell me what the dog was licking off his knob as I haven't a clue ? P.A.L ? Chum ? oh ... poo ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

"

noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! xx

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

No feking way!!!!

I don't need to tell you what the dog was licking off his knob!

I'd managed to bury that image. Jeez, and he seemed so normal too! "

No no no no no that's just not right! Bet you needed a strong drink after that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

No feking way!!!!

I don't need to tell you what the dog was licking off his knob!

I'd managed to bury that image. Jeez, and he seemed so normal too!

No no no no no that's just not right! Bet you needed a strong drink after that "

But not from a dog bowl ...hey ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

No feking way!!!!

I don't need to tell you what the dog was licking off his knob!

I'd managed to bury that image. Jeez, and he seemed so normal too! "

Was it marmite?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

No feking way!!!!

I don't need to tell you what the dog was licking off his knob!

I'd managed to bury that image. Jeez, and he seemed so normal too!

Was it marmite? "

You dirty bitch Laine!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Wish you hadn't said that as i like marmite or i did

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

get rid of the household appliances!!!!!!!!!! i dont wanna look at your iron or hoover

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"wear white linen trousers...not flattering at all "

Now THAT has just made me weeeeeeeeeeeeee

LOL

PMSL!!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"wear white linen trousers...not flattering at all

Now THAT has just made me weeeeeeeeeeeeee

LOL

PMSL!!!!!!"

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By *iz78Woman  over a year ago

wirral

men getting down to it with their socks still on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A micro penis picture never helps but naked with socks just on is the worst.

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By *iz78Woman  over a year ago

wirral

especially if they are those terry cotton white ones with grubby feet...such a turn off

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

No feking way!!!!

I don't need to tell you what the dog was licking off his knob!

I'd managed to bury that image. Jeez, and he seemed so normal too!

Was it marmite?

You dirty bitch Laine!!"

Best place for marmite really - no one really eats it on toast do they????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Already said, but have seen a few pics with guys wearing socks while getting down to business!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Already said, but have seen a few pics with guys wearing socks while getting down to business!!

"

Its the pornos with sock shagging going on! Hell show your face and your socks! Now thats brave

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"especially if they are those terry cotton white ones with grubby feet...such a turn off"

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hobbit feet indeed

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"especially if they are those terry cotton white ones with grubby feet...such a turn off

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hobbit feet indeed "

nooooooooooooooooooooo not the hobbit feet!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"especially if they are those terry cotton white ones with grubby feet...such a turn off

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hobbit feet indeed nooooooooooooooooooooo not the hobbit feet!!!! "

LOL

No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LOL xxx

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

What the fek is hobbit feet???

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By *iz78Woman  over a year ago

wirral

the men who have pics of themseleves cock-in-hand with a wedding ring on.....when they say they are single on thier profile

ultimate FAIL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't stand those people who like to spit on a woman's pussy or ass. I find it really offputting and photos of it are well.... yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the men who have pics of themseleves cock-in-hand with a wedding ring on.....when they say they are single on thier profile

ultimate FAIL"

Maybe it was a mirror image and in reality in is their right hand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the men who have pics of themseleves cock-in-hand with a wedding ring on.....when they say they are single on thier profile

ultimate FAIL"

Have you noticed those as well. Or worse the white band after getting a tan.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't like the pics of guys holding their cocks over toilet bowls.... ye can't help but look into them.

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By *iz78Woman  over a year ago

wirral

hairy bums...on the women yuk!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dirty fingernails makes me boak.

That applies to both men and women!

Get a wash FFS!

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"hairy bums...on the women yuk!!"

I am off on a hairy woman bum hunt now see what i can find.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another turn off for me is pictures of women with a cigarette in their hand.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dirty fingernails makes me boak.

That applies to both men and women!

Get a wash FFS!"

oh me too, makes me think what their nether regions are like !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dirty fingernails makes me boak.

That applies to both men and women!

Get a wash FFS!oh me too, makes me think what their nether regions are like !! "

Maybe the dirt in their nails is from their nether regions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dirty fingernails makes me boak.

That applies to both men and women!

Get a wash FFS!oh me too, makes me think what their nether regions are like !!

Maybe the dirt in their nails is from their nether regions "

*rrrrretch*

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dirty fingernails makes me boak.

That applies to both men and women!

Get a wash FFS!oh me too, makes me think what their nether regions are like !!

Maybe the dirt in their nails is from their nether regions "

dirty , dirty boy!!!

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By *iz78Woman  over a year ago

wirral

ha ha happy hunting dont forgrt ur immac

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dirty fingernails makes me boak.

That applies to both men and women!

Get a wash FFS!oh me too, makes me think what their nether regions are like !!

Maybe the dirt in their nails is from their nether regions dirty , dirty boy!!! "

If someone's finger nails are dirty it says a lot about the rest of them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Another turn off for me is pictures of women with a cigarette in their hand.

"

Us too,or a guy in a footy shirt with a beer bottle in his hand.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Another turn off for me is pictures of women with a cigarette in their hand.

Us too,or a guy in a footy shirt with a beer bottle in his hand. "

A picture like that says so much!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hairy bums...on the women yuk!!"

Could be worse, there could be dangleberrys hanging

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"Dirty fingernails makes me boak.

That applies to both men and women!

Get a wash FFS!oh me too, makes me think what their nether regions are like !!

Maybe the dirt in their nails is from their nether regions "

now that is just hideous!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hairy bums...on the women yuk!!

Could be worse, there could be dangleberrys hanging "

You seem to have a knack of finding unflattering pictures!

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

[Removed by poster at 19/04/10 00:04:44]

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"hairy bums...on the women yuk!!

Could be worse, there could be dangleberrys hanging

You seem to have a knack of finding unflattering pictures!"

Us blokes go looking for them you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its the background if its really untidy. Thats what you shouldn't have in a picture on here.

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

Ihave to say i also look at back grounds and stuff.

but now a mmember and can get BIGGER pics, wooohoooooo

see when a hair needs a plucking now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your dog licking your knob! Sent to me in an email by a bloke trying to prove how kinky he is.

No feking way!!!!

I don't need to tell you what the dog was licking off his knob!

I'd managed to bury that image. Jeez, and he seemed so normal too!

No no no no no that's just not right! Bet you needed a strong drink after that "

A VERY strong drink: and Optrex!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't stand those people who like to spit on a woman's pussy or ass. I find it really offputting and photos of it are well.... yuk! "

Agree, usually done by men who learnt their "technique" watching hours of porn!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dirty fingernails makes me boak.

That applies to both men and women!

Get a wash FFS!oh me too, makes me think what their nether regions are like !!

Maybe the dirt in their nails is from their nether regions "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kids in the background even if fuzzed out.

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Kids in the background even if fuzzed out. "

Im with you there

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

kids or ex partners

or current partners that are not part of the deal as in with a single man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pictures with date in the corner taken 10 years ago...

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"wear white linen trousers...not flattering at all "

Oh dear

Not even mine with my shocking pink top and d&g sunglasses??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mirror pictures are lame!

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

Had a message from a guy on here which included a photo, this photo showed only his cock but clearly showed the face of the woman sucking it.

He wasn't approaching me as a couple, nor was he suggesting this women join us.

I instantly recognised this women as someone who works in a large Exeter department store, so now myself and anyone else this guy has sent this photo to now know she is a swinger.....most unfair on her I think.

So all I can see of this guy is his cock (which was not that impressive) but he doesn't mind exposing the face of this woman.

That really makes me angry....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Be standing in a totally dark room

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Another turn off for me is pictures of women with a cigarette in their hand. "

Not a Basic Instinct fan then

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Had a message from a guy on here which included a photo, this photo showed only his cock but clearly showed the face of the woman sucking it.

He wasn't approaching me as a couple, nor was he suggesting this women join us.

I instantly recognised this women as someone who works in a large Exeter department store, so now myself and anyone else this guy has sent this photo to now know she is a swinger.....most unfair on her I think.

So all I can see of this guy is his cock (which was not that impressive) but he doesn't mind exposing the face of this woman.

That really makes me angry...."

I agree with you

Does she even know he's hawking her foto around prospective playmates?

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Mirror pictures are lame! "

your icon pic is awesome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a used condom or bungee cord ganging out thr rear,

warts on show,

blue waffle,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks for all the suggestions folks, I have just had to ditch the 60 pics I was about to upload

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On a serious note, definitely do not have the kids pictures in shot.

I am sure the mods don't allow these to be actually posted but when we look at the newest pics gallery they are often clear as day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/04/10 13:15:05]

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

Dirty finger nails - especially on a woman and even more so if it's a close up of her hairy fanny being played with by said dirty fingers! Eurghhhhhh. she wondered why we weren't interested! Z

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The pictures with stained underwear on the floor are bloody awful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't wank over the camera lense, tends not to make for a good picture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Remove the cat litter, especially when it's full of cat eggs!

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By *zMaleMan  over a year ago

penzance

Badly painted fingernails especially in close up.

Seen pics of a woman with love and hate tattoed across her fingers. So wrong I tell ya sooooooooo wrong.But each to their own

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"Badly painted fingernails especially in close up.

Seen pics of a woman with love and hate tattoed across her fingers. So wrong I tell ya sooooooooo wrong.But each to their own "

Love & Hat is worse though! Z

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By *zMaleMan  over a year ago

penzance

Does that mean there's a finger missing or that they can't spell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I find pictures of men in football shirts with empty pint glasses on the table in front of them and a pint in their hand off putting!

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"Badly painted fingernails especially in close up.

Seen pics of a woman with love and hate tattoed across her fingers. So wrong I tell ya sooooooooo wrong.But each to their own

Love & Hat is worse though! Z"

LOL!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

the picture taken in the mirror with the phone malarky does my head in

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By *ertcamembertMan  over a year ago

Reading area


"Sitting/standing in an untidy room!"
Have seen worse than untidy,(though the pic was'nt on this site) it was of a naked woman sitting on a red velvet armchair the arms of which were so filthy that they were black! On the carpet next to the chair leg was a full ashtray with dog ends also spilled out onto the dirty carpet around it. YEEUUUCCKKK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sitting/standing in an untidy room!Have seen worse than untidy,(though the pic was'nt on this site) it was of a naked woman sitting on a red velvet armchair the arms of which were so filthy that they were black! On the carpet next to the chair leg was a full ashtray with dog ends also spilled out onto the dirty carpet around it. YEEUUUCCKKK!!! "

But, was she a good meet?.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sitting/standing in an untidy room!Have seen worse than untidy,(though the pic was'nt on this site) it was of a naked woman sitting on a red velvet armchair the arms of which were so filthy that they were black! On the carpet next to the chair leg was a full ashtray with dog ends also spilled out onto the dirty carpet around it. YEEUUUCCKKK!!!

But, was she a good meet?. "

Sounds like he didn't get a good luck at the woman for looking at the sofa .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sitting/standing in an untidy room!Have seen worse than untidy,(though the pic was'nt on this site) it was of a naked woman sitting on a red velvet armchair the arms of which were so filthy that they were black! On the carpet next to the chair leg was a full ashtray with dog ends also spilled out onto the dirty carpet around it. YEEUUUCCKKK!!!

But, was she a good meet?.

Sounds like he didn't get a good luck at the woman for looking at the sofa . "

I'm not so sure, I think he's hiding something.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pictures where they may not have the date on them, but there's tell- tale signs that they were taken donkey's ago, for exampl the woman possessing a tightly scrunched perm or the lad with untucked check shirt WITH white jeans AND the late 90's boy band curtains.

And even if it was a recent pic, that somehow makes it all the worse...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Pictures where they may not have the date on them, but there's tell- tale signs that they were taken donkey's ago, for exampl the woman possessing a tightly scrunched perm or the lad with untucked check shirt WITH white jeans AND the late 90's boy band curtains.

And even if it was a recent pic, that somehow makes it all the worse... "

80's mullet shots as well

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By *ertcamembertMan  over a year ago

Reading area


"Sitting/standing in an untidy room!Have seen worse than untidy,(though the pic was'nt on this site) it was of a naked woman sitting on a red velvet armchair the arms of which were so filthy that they were black! On the carpet next to the chair leg was a full ashtray with dog ends also spilled out onto the dirty carpet around it. YEEUUUCCKKK!!!

But, was she a good meet?.

Sounds like he didn't get a good luck at the woman for looking at the sofa .

I'm not so sure, I think he's hiding something. "

Maybe she was a good meet for someone else who does'nt mind filthy furniture and carpets (she did look quite attractive) but just looking at the pic was a complete turn off for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pictures of women with various ridiculously large items sticking out of their vaginas.

Its obviously big but not very clever EUUWWW!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pictures of women with various ridiculously large items sticking out of their vaginas.

Its obviously big but not very clever EUUWWW!

XXXX"

Ewwwww i haven't seen any on here yet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pictures of women with various ridiculously large items sticking out of their vaginas.

Its obviously big but not very clever EUUWWW!

XXXX

Ewwwww i haven't seen any on here yet! "

We did the other night

Can't say what they had up them though,as they'd probably recognise themselves.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pictures of women with various ridiculously large items sticking out of their vaginas.

Its obviously big but not very clever EUUWWW!

XXXX

Ewwwww i haven't seen any on here yet!

We did the other night

Can't say what they had up them though,as they'd probably recognise themselves.

XXXX"

I came across a cob of corn on another site i am on and it was gross. I am sure pictures like that get a lot of attention though

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By *heWolfMan  over a year ago

warwickshire


"Another turn off for me is pictures of women with a cigarette in their hand."

Same here, the first thing I think is of Waynetta Slob saying "I am smoking a faaaaag".

Other nasties are walls in the background with ripped wallpaper or doors with gouges and scratches in the paintwork that look like Freddy Krueger was trying to escape from the house. The higher the scratches, the more disconcerting it is.

Also, if you are going to pose for a picture that is anywhere from erotic to outright pornographic, don't have Barbie, a tricycle, any kids' toys in the background. It's distracting, can spoil an otherwise brilliant pic, even though the fact you have kids is neither here nor there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You see the odd one with a car number plate on. I always wonder if PC swinger ever has a crafty look on the database to see the location of the pictures owner.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lady leaning out a car window topless with ya dads number plate,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A person Standing next to a dead person in a coffin with there hands in there pants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A person Standing next to a dead person in a coffin with there hands in there pants "

Now thats one freaky thought if the hands are doing what i suspect!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A person Standing next to a dead person in a coffin with there hands in there pants

Now thats one freaky thought if the hands are doing what i suspect!"

Sorty I just looked at others and had to think up something new, yes odd thought ,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Standing outside the clap clinic in a hospital with sign behind you in view

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Standing outside the clap clinic in a hospital with sign behind you in view"

Lol now that would make an amazing profile picture for people who don't want messaging!

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

have a hoover on the end of ya cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Standing outside the clap clinic in a hospital with sign behind you in view

Lol now that would make an amazing profile picture for people who don't want messaging! "

would be funny on the board it has the arrows pointing with herpies clinic this way, aids clinic lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"have a hoover on the end of ya cock "

Well men do like suction on their cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't have Hoover in ya fanny,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't have Hoover in ya fanny, "

You can do that with a special attachment you know. now that would be a profile picture not to use!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't have Hoover in ya fanny,

You can do that with a special attachment you know. now that would be a profile picture not to use!"

Yes with the little attachment to get those little bloody areas men can get

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't have Hoover in ya fanny,

You can do that with a special attachment you know. now that would be a profile picture not to use!Yes with the little attachment to get those little bloody areas men can get"

You have a very vivid imagination lol. I am waiting to see what your next profile picture will be!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't have Hoover in ya fanny,

You can do that with a special attachment you know. now that would be a profile picture not to use!Yes with the little attachment to get those little bloody areas men can get

You have a very vivid imagination lol. I am waiting to see what your next profile picture will be! "

Well depends how I'm feel ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Picture of you and Gary glitter shaking hands (I would cut mone off)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Picture of you and Gary glitter shaking hands (I would cut mone off)"

Now that wouldn't be a good picture.

What about a picture of a grown man in a nappy. That wouldn't appeal to many!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Picture of you and Gary glitter shaking hands (I would cut mone off)

Now that wouldn't be a good picture.

What about a picture of a grown man in a nappy. That wouldn't appeal to many! "

Depends if he has a dummies in, George doors used to have one one one some comedy show, the matt Lucas used to play George doors

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Picture of you and Gary glitter shaking hands (I would cut mone off)

Now that wouldn't be a good picture.

What about a picture of a grown man in a nappy. That wouldn't appeal to many! "

Depends if he has a dummies in, George doors used to have one one one some comedy show, the matt Lucas used to play George doors

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Picture of you and Gary glitter shaking hands (I would cut mone off)

Now that wouldn't be a good picture.

What about a picture of a grown man in a nappy. That wouldn't appeal to many! Depends if he has a dummies in, George doors used to have one one one some comedy show, the matt Lucas used to play George doors"

Hmmm a man in a large romper suit isn't sexy in the slightest.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Showing ya bumhole, puts me off me dinner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Showing ya bumhole, puts me off me dinner "

Think I might have to make a special avatar pic just for you

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Showing ya bumhole, puts me off me dinner

Think I might have to make a special avatar pic just for you "

El Nino dont you dare, i wont look...i wont

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Showing ya bumhole, puts me off me dinner

Think I might have to make a special avatar pic just for you El Nino dont you dare, i wont look...i wont "

You will have no choice... you will be hypnotised by the ring of nino!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Showing ya bumhole, puts me off me dinner

Think I might have to make a special avatar pic just for you El Nino dont you dare, i wont look...i wont

You will have no choice... you will be hypnotised by the ring of nino! "

Lmao....ya nutter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

wearing your wedding ring. tut, tut.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"wearing your wedding ring. tut, tut."

whats wrong with that? this isn't a dating site! Z

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wearing your wedding ring. tut, tut."

Even if they're a couple?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"wearing your wedding ring. tut, tut.

Even if they're a couple? "

Yes, whats wrong with it? Loads of couples and many married so what's the problem with seeing a wedding ring in a pic!? Z

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i was thinking along the lines of so called ppl cheating. schoolboy error on their part.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just seen a great one... food stains down their top

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wearing your wedding ring. tut, tut.

whats wrong with that? this isn't a dating site! Z"

Isnt it ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A grin with a mouth full of minging teeth! No way!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Bugger just seen the dirtiest feet ever on a profile! *pass me the bucket!*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

seeing a man in his bithday suit and wearing socks! turn off indeed! seen that a few times on ere

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"seeing a man in his bithday suit and wearing socks! turn off indeed! seen that a few times on ere "

There is one with white socks on that are filthy in places

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

urgh! lol

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By *ickens CiderMan  over a year ago

taunton


"Pictures of women with various ridiculously large items sticking out of their vaginas.

Its obviously big but not very clever EUUWWW!

XXXX

Ewwwww i haven't seen any on here yet!

We did the other night

Can't say what they had up them though,as they'd probably recognise themselves.

XXXX

I came across a cob of corn on another site i am on and it was gross. I am sure pictures like that get a lot of attention though "

Sorry... but I do find insertion porn or pictures quite a turn on... um... massive turn on?! I just love looking at pussy... and a piercing or two just add something... a clit or hood one being the nicest to see...

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"urgh! lol"

Thats what i thought

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Pictures of women with various ridiculously large items sticking out of their vaginas.

Its obviously big but not very clever EUUWWW!

XXXX

Ewwwww i haven't seen any on here yet!

We did the other night

Can't say what they had up them though,as they'd probably recognise themselves.

XXXX

I came across a cob of corn on another site i am on and it was gross. I am sure pictures like that get a lot of attention though

Sorry... but I do find insertion porn or pictures quite a turn on... um... massive turn on?! I just love looking at pussy... and a piercing or two just add something... a clit or hood one being the nicest to see... "

Well there are some pretty pussies out there

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By *ickens CiderMan  over a year ago

taunton


"Well there are some pretty pussies out there "

Agreed! there are some lovely ones... however was chatting to a contact on here after exchanging msn addresses and the chat was saucy and we started picture sharing and I was getting to the point of arranging just how we would meet that afternoon... and up came a picture of her pussy... YIKES!!! a poor picture it looked green in the way the photo had been taken? Stray hairs still growing... it looked like it had been plucked rather than shaved and it was wet and sweaty looking muff in general and you could almost smell the days old piss from the photo... it was a grim pussy pic... Yuk!!!

suddenly other plans cropped up? instantly!? YIKES! a close shave for me... but clearly not a close enough one for her... if your shaving your pussy do a damn good job of it and pluck out the strays the razor don't reach...or just don't bother... hairy muff is to my liking and is shaved... but inbetween the two isn't...

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Well there are some pretty pussies out there

Agreed! there are some lovely ones... however was chatting to a contact on here after exchanging msn addresses and the chat was saucy and we started picture sharing and I was getting to the point of arranging just how we would meet that afternoon... and up came a picture of her pussy... YIKES!!! a poor picture it looked green in the way the photo had been taken? Stray hairs still growing... it looked like it had been plucked rather than shaved and it was wet and sweaty looking muff in general and you could almost smell the days old piss from the photo... it was a grim pussy pic... Yuk!!!

suddenly other plans cropped up? instantly!? YIKES! a close shave for me... but clearly not a close enough one for her... if your shaving your pussy do a damn good job of it and pluck out the strays the razor don't reach...or just don't bother... hairy muff is to my liking and is shaved... but inbetween the two isn't... "

I came across one that was half shaved yesterday. Still not sure if it was a windup or not!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What shouldn’t you be seen doing in profile pictures? "

Just had a guy send a picture through with him in a pair of knickers. Why would a strait guy have a picture like that?

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By *ig bad OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Been looking through some of this lot and i might have to delete a lot of pic's

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