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Have you ever faked an Orgasm?
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There must be loads of female fakers as there are some men who wouldn’t know a lady orgasm if it came with a fanfare and red ribbon tied to it…. I slightly lifted a buttock once as I thought I had a condom wrapper stuck to it and the guy thought he’d brought me off  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
Men can fake it just as much as us women - just when you take off the empty condom and you realise they didny actually come, per say.
Still all good fun tho - unless like above posts and in marriage situ and ###have to fake it 
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"There must be loads of female fakers as there are some men who wouldn’t know a lady orgasm if it came with a fanfare and red ribbon tied to it…. I slightly lifted a buttock once as I thought I had a condom wrapper stuck to it and the guy thought he’d brought me off "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I have  why, when how?  "
I just got bored and faked one, just one of those things it sounded like a good idea at the time but I got bored and thought it best to fake one rather than hurt her feelings |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Yes I have why, when how?
I just got bored and faked one, just one of those things it sounded like a good idea at the time but I got bored and thought it best to fake one rather than hurt her feelings "
Better to do that than suffer friction burns from going too fast |
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i didnt fake it as say, but she was that crap i just got up and walked out, fs sandpaper would have give me a better bj. thanks for this topic you have made me think of my WORST ever sex again i hate thinking of it cus the girl was gorjus but the sex omg talk about not having a clue |
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Yep i have
It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.
My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.
Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me. 
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Yep i have
It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.
My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.
Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.
Steve "
Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep i have
It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.
My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.
Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.
Steve
Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction "
Men react far more than a woman if you do that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep i have
It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.
My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.
Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.
Steve
Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction "
Or held a mirror over her face! |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Yep i have
It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.
My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.
Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.
Steve
Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction
Or held a mirror over her face! "
Ohhh no that reminds me of a vampire woman i met on another sight. She was into that non breathing stuff and shagged an undertaker so she could have pics taken in a coffin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep i have
It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.
My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.
Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.
Steve
Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction
Or held a mirror over her face!
Ohhh no that reminds me of a vampire woman i met on another sight. She was into that non breathing stuff and shagged an undertaker so she could have pics taken in a coffin "
There is nothing wrong with a little bit of gothic type play. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Yep i have
It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.
My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.
Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.
Steve
Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction
Or held a mirror over her face!
Ohhh no that reminds me of a vampire woman i met on another sight. She was into that non breathing stuff and shagged an undertaker so she could have pics taken in a coffin
There is nothing wrong with a little bit of gothic type play."
shes the first person ive heard of,whos keen to get into a coffin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep i have
It was many years ago and she was the first woman i had sex with after my split with my wife.
My confidance was really low and this woman just laid like she was dead all the way through so i just got up and left.
Thank god a mate slept with her a week later and asked me if she acted dead when she was with me. I was very happy when i realised it was her that was crap in bed and not me.
Steve
Not good when they lay thee like that. You should have shoved a finger up her ass to see if you got a reaction
Or held a mirror over her face!
Ohhh no that reminds me of a vampire woman i met on another sight. She was into that non breathing stuff and shagged an undertaker so she could have pics taken in a coffin
There is nothing wrong with a little bit of gothic type play.shes the first person ive heard of,whos keen to get into a coffin. "
I had a meet with an undertaker and it was a different arena to play in. I have to point out that there were no body's present at the time though. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
Another guilty party here, although technically I faked premature ejaculation to get out of a situation.
"I think I just jizzed on your leg" isn't very credible though....so I presume I was busted although nothing was said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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only faked an orgasm on a university radio to end a show, lol.. but in reality when having sex or oral if a guys not doing something right i tell him i never fake |
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