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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Do a forum search. That should answer your question.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

And it's 'propping'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?"
Why?

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By *ammyTV/TS over a year ago

manchester

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?"

totally agree x

either laziness or poor education

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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Grammar police is on its way!

Me? I like languages to be used properly...only because I speak 5 of them and without grammar I wudnotgetitall!!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

in the grand scheme of things: No

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By *stwoCouple over a year ago

anywhere

Have you checked your own posting for mistakes?There is an apostrophe missing.tut tut

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By *atcoupleCouple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?"

No you are not the only one!! My pet hate as well!!

It's amazing how peeps spell:

There, instead of their,

Your instead of you're,

the list is endless.

My old school master must be spinning in his grave - the bastard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And it's 'propping'

BOOM!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?"
in your profile you spell proping when in fact you shoud be spelling it as propping.people I glass houses.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"And it's 'propping'

BOOM!"

There's always one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why does it bother people if other uses misspell or don't use proper grammar aslong as they dont use text speak, it's not as if your applying for a job etc

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really could careless about people's spelling and grammar mistakes. No one is perfect and we all have strong points and weaknesses.

My spelling is terrible but luckily my phone corrects most of them for me.

I'm terrible at spelling but I guarantee there will be something that I'm better at than you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And it's 'propping'

BOOM!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Con spill relly wel I gots me a sixth grade edgumacation! Ha ha just playin a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really could careless about people's spelling and grammar mistakes. No one is perfect and we all have strong points and weaknesses.

My spelling is terrible but luckily my phone corrects most of them for me.

I'm terrible at spelling but I guarantee there will be something that I'm better at than you. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm bothered about my own, but no one else's, unless I don't understand what has been written. Then I just move on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

totally agree x

either laziness or poor education"

Not necessarily. Dyslexia too! I hate poor spelling and grammar but some people really can't help it.

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By *issmekate xxxWoman over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

totally agree x

either laziness or poor education"

It's horses for courses really I guess ... but in answer to your post OP, yes it really gets my goat too ... I have tried to overlook this recently in _iew of dyslexia etc but generally it would tip the balance for me !!!

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By *atcoupleCouple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"Why does it bother people if other uses misspell or don't use proper grammar aslong as they dont use text speak, it's not as if your applying for a job etc"

What!!!

"Your applying for a job." ?????

You mean "You're applying for a job",

doesn't that confirm his point ????

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:22:07]"

When you are horizontal and he is (hopefully) in between your legs either giving you oral or f***ng you silly....the only thing you want to hear is..YES YES YES....MORE...RIGHT THERE...TO THE LEFT....Ooooooooohhhh YEEEEEESSSSSSSS

Translation: I'm having a fecking good time folks!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spelling was one of my strengths in school, loved the spelling test but punctuation, not so great. If I see bad spelling and they have contacted me, I do tend to ask if they are dyslexic and generally find that to be the case.

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By *atcoupleCouple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:22:07]

Translation: I'm having a fecking good time folks!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does it bother people if other uses misspell or don't use proper grammar aslong as they dont use text speak, it's not as if your applying for a job etc

What!!!

"Your applying for a job." ?????

You mean "You're applying for a job",

doesn't that confirm his point ????"

Exactly, his point is irrelevant to a sex site

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By *issmekate xxxWoman over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:22:07]

Translation: I'm having a fecking good time folks!!!

I have to disagree ... I do like to have a degree of intellectual interaction too ... and generally the use of text speak and grammatical and/or spelling errors is an indication that there is a numpty sitting typing one fingered at the keyboard !!! A huge generalisation I realise ... but in my experience very true !!!! RUNS AND DUCKS FOR COVER

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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So so so so so fecking serious...guys! Who gives a shit. When you are fucking someone do you really care about how they spell FUCK ME?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And it's 'propping'

Thanks for the heads up, the fact that it has been there for a while without anyone noticing tells two stories!

I shall change it now! X

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So so so so so fecking serious...guys! Who gives a shit. When you are fucking someone do you really care about how they spell FUCK ME?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:22:07]

Translation: I'm having a fecking good time folks!!!

I have to agree for I too am not here just for a fuck. My rabbit supplies my basic needs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here we go again . A life needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?in your profile you spell proping when in fact you shoud be spelling it as propping.people I glass houses."

Point taken, but compared to some I've seen it's nothing. People who can't even spell the town where they are from... Come on?

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By *atcoupleCouple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:22:07]

Translation: I'm having a fecking good time folks!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being bad at grammar and spelling doesn't make you a bad person, I have a poor memory that's my excuse

Doesn't mean i cant hold a conversation with people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:29:32]"

Love the fact that someone who has said poor spelling and grammar is "awful and lazy" has used no capitals or full stops!

Let he or she who is without sin cast the first stone eh?

I'm a bit of a pedant and personally confess I may choose a well-written profile over one with bad grammar or that terrible text speak (if the content was similar) but ultimately I'm not here to recruit anyone to be my PA, I'm here to find sexy people to play with.

Dyslexics are seyx too! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

totally agree x

either laziness or poor education

Not necessarily. Dyslexia too! I hate poor spelling and grammar but some people really can't help it. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:29:32]

Love the fact that someone who has said poor spelling and grammar is "awful and lazy" has used no capitals or full stops!

Let he or she who is without sin cast the first stone eh?

Dyslexics are seyx too! lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So so so so so fecking serious...guys! Who gives a shit. When you are fucking someone do you really care about how they spell FUCK ME?

Ohhhh Bambi!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

totally agree x

either laziness or poor education

Not necessarily. Dyslexia too! I hate poor spelling and grammar but some people really can't help it.

And that is exactly my point. Actions speak louder than words !

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

If I need a Rosetta Stone to translate the profile or message it's unlikely we'll get on so I use it as a filter.

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Try these:

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/241365

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/231041

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/201203

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/189418

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/185375

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/172902

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/171832

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/167490

http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/160583

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?in your profile you spell proping when's in fact you shoud be spelling it as propping.people I glass houses.

Point taken, but compared to some I've seen it's nothing. People who can't even spell the town where they are from... Come on?"

Maybe have problems reading and writing does that make them thick ?

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"So so so so so fecking serious...guys! Who gives a shit. When you are fucking someone do you really care about how they spell FUCK ME?

Ohhhh Bambi!!

I know...I apologise for using bad words...naughty naughty words!!....here's my flogger miss

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?in your profile you spell proping when in fact you shoud be spelling it as propping.people I glass houses."
Thats handy,how much for a three bedroom semi..?.im needing mines glassed .up here we call it glazed

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:22:07]

Translation: I'm having a fecking good time folks!!!

It was the well written message that got himself between my legs...so for some of us it is important!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So so so so so fecking serious...guys! Who gives a shit. When you are fucking someone do you really care about how they spell FUCK ME?

Ohhhh Bambi!!

I know...I apologise for using bad words...naughty naughty words!!....here's my flogger miss

Bend ova!

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Grammar police is on its way!

Me? I like languages to be used properly...only because I speak 5 of them and without grammar I wudnotgetitall!!

I think you mean "...grammar Police ARE on their way"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar police is on its way!

Me? I like languages to be used properly...only because I speak 5 of them and without grammar I wudnotgetitall!!

I think you mean "...grammar Police ARE on their way"

Not necessarily, if the grammar police are a single unit. Either could be acceptable depending on the article.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who guvs a shut.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor spelling doesn't bother us, as long as the content of the message is of interest. Text speak, however, is a refusal and a block.

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"So so so so so fecking serious...guys! Who gives a shit. When you are fucking someone do you really care about how they spell FUCK ME?

Ohhhh Bambi!!

I know...I apologise for using bad words...naughty naughty words!!....here's my flogger miss

Bend ova!

With Mucho gusto mi querida!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:22:07]

Translation: I'm having a fecking good time folks!!!

It was the well written message that got himself between my legs...so for some of us it is important!

This is grammatically completely incorrect, you don't say himself in that context, ever, you just say him. Honestly, some people. (Said in the voice of Alan Partridge)

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Grammar police is on its way!

Me? I like languages to be used properly...only because I speak 5 of them and without grammar I wudnotgetitall!!

I think you mean "...grammar Police ARE on their way"

Not necessarily, if the grammar police are a single unit. Either could be acceptable depending on the article."

A-ha, you're quite right.

I've given myself a big old slap around the chops.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See what a pointless argument this is because the peeps who are so particular are also guilty of spelling and grammar mistakes. Being a pedant is really not very sexy.

My fb however is extremely sexy, bright, chatty and funny but he spells sentence as sentance......shall I dump him?

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

...and on the naughty step, until told otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See what a pointless argument this is because the peeps who are so particular are also guilty of spelling and grammar mistakes. Being a pedant is really not very sexy.

My fb however is extremely sexy, bright, chatty and funny but he spells sentence as sentance......shall I dump him?"

No, just damp him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When she said she had "a great aunt that's looking for a reliable lodger" I mistakenly thought she'd just misspelled two words.

Anyone know a good lawyer?

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Grammar police is on its way!

Me? I like languages to be used properly...only because I speak 5 of them and without grammar I wudnotgetitall!!

I think you mean "...grammar Police ARE on their way"

Not necessarily, if the grammar police are a single unit. Either could be acceptable depending on the article.

A-ha, you're quite right.

I've given myself a big old slap around the chops.

Donkey-kong way???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See what a pointless argument this is because the peeps who are so particular are also guilty of spelling and grammar mistakes. Being a pedant is really not very sexy.

My fb however is extremely sexy, bright, chatty and funny but he spells sentence as sentance......shall I dump him?

No, just damp him

That's brilliant, I intend to all weekend (three days of damping) but first he'll have to do his lines in detention.

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"When she said she had "a great aunt that's looking for a reliable lodger" I mistakenly thought she'd just misspelled two words.

Anyone know a good lawyer?

A wheelbarrow full of manure would be ore useful!!

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Grammar police is on its way!

Me? I like languages to be used properly...only because I speak 5 of them and without grammar I wudnotgetitall!!

I think you mean "...grammar Police ARE on their way"

Not necessarily, if the grammar police are a single unit. Either could be acceptable depending on the article.

A-ha, you're quite right.

I've given myself a big old slap around the chops.

Donkey-kong way???

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So so so so so fecking serious...guys! Who gives a shit. When you are fucking someone do you really care about how they spell FUCK ME?

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"...and on the naughty step, until told otherwise.

Plenty of naughyness at Jaydees's on 28th June...wanna join in the fun and forget about bad spelling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?Why?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?"

We can't all be Will Shakespeare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really could careless about people's spelling and grammar mistakes. No one is perfect and we all have strong points and weaknesses.

My spelling is terrible but luckily my phone corrects most of them for me.

I'm terrible at spelling but I guarantee there will be something that I'm better at than you. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

totally agree x

either laziness or poor education"
Dyslexia and yes I have this .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't bother me as such, but there is alot of people who cant spell these days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

totally agree x

either laziness or poor education"

Or maybe some peoples skills are elsewhere ? My son struggles a little with reading and writing, but has really great understanding of most things mechanical, with no official training. Its just his natural talent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn't bother me as such, but there is alot of people who cant spell these days."

Correction: There are a lot of people who can't spell these days.

This is MOST fun!

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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Whatever happened to understanding and appreciation, caring? We are not all born equal, we do not all become rocket scientists, mathematicians or football stars! Some will be good at literature or maths or science or mechanical skills! We are one human race striving to make a living, hoping to make the best out of life, caring for family and friends, looking out for our elderlies, being part of our community.....being human beings!

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

i make the odd spelling mistake

SHOOT ME lol

my punctuation and sentences im working on

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?"

From reading the forums, no your not the only one! There are lots that like to point out others poor spelling or grammar.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"So so so so so fecking serious...guys! Who gives a shit. When you are fucking someone do you really care about how they spell FUCK ME?

"
Lmfao!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I work with people with learning difficulties, so I overlook most stuff. Some things may raise my attention, but usually because I have to proof read alot of written work.

In general I don't look down on others, it's not something that I'm comfortable doing. And the most intelligent, best educated person can make these same mistakes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever happened to understanding and appreciation, caring? We are not all born equal, we do not all become rocket scientists, mathematicians or football stars! Some will be good at literature or maths or science or mechanical skills! We are one human race striving to make a living, hoping to make the best out of life, caring for family and friends, looking out for our elderlies, being part of our community.....being human beings!"

It's great to see someone who actually understands that we have not all not only been lucky enough to have a good education but also understands that some of us just simply don't get it and yes I do include myself in this category, i have worked hard all my life but still sometimes find it difficult to get grammar and spelling right and in truth find it very hard to believe I could actually piss someone off because of this.

Checked twice before posting, if there are any mistakes oh well

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

Who really gives a dam about the spelling or that,this is a swingers site not a bloody class room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's quite simple

Bad spelling makes people look stupid in some people's eyes.

Who wants to look stupid?

Much of the mistakes on here are typos caused by autocorrect

I have also noticed recently that the word where sneaking in to sentences instead of we're or were. I can only imagine this is caused by Siri or the like.

Another one that is getting more common is could of instead of could've or could have.

Best stop here before I get into rant mode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Doesn't bother me as such, but there is alot of people who cant spell these days.

Correction: There are a lot of people who can't spell these days.

This is MOST fun!

You want to check that again? There are lots or there is a lot....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

totally agree x

either laziness or poor education"
or fat fingers on a small phone, or an erratic predictive text error

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's quite simple

Bad spelling makes people look stupid in some people's eyes.

Who wants to look stupid?

Much of the mistakes on here are typos caused by autocorrect

I have also noticed recently that the word where sneaking in to sentences instead of we're or were. I can only imagine this is caused by Siri or the like.

Another one that is getting more common is could of instead of could've or could have.

Best stop here before I get into rant mode"

There is a lot of truth in that and miss spelt words don't bother me. Chavy grammar I am less tolerant in if its a pm but on the forums? Really are people that anal? Well I guess some are but if you can understand it it doesn't matter in general but you do build an opinion of a regular offender like it or not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a Cockney i often speak and write the way my peers did, Does that make me lazy or illiterate ?

Read Shakespeare and Pepys, Languages evolve and always have.

What some people class as queens english is a very modern interpretation of our native tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?"

Hooray! No you're not, it drives me crazy too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

No you are not the only one!! My pet hate as well!!

The trouble with posts like this is that it offers an irresistible invitation to wade in and be a pedant. I value good grammar and spelling, but there is a strong argument for being able to communicate effectively if not necessarily elegantly or perfectly correctly.

I have a pet hate of the over use of punctuation and have inherited my English masters' strong dislike of double (or worse multiple)exclamation marks. However, this doesn't prevent me from understanding your meaning, sd does it really matter in anything other than formal communication. I think not. I use a butter knife at dinner parties, but am not sufficiently civilized to use one when I wolf down my toast and marmalade in a hurry before dashing out to work. Same sort of thing.

It's amazing how peeps spell:

There, instead of their,

Your instead of you're,

the list is endless.

My old school master must be spinning in his grave - the bastard."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Intelligence will show some have been taught better than others.

Some more fortunate to go to better schools, and have had better teachers.

Some people had dyslexia and it was not recognised until it was too late.

It does not make them a bad person.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

totally agree x

either laziness or poor education

Not necessarily. Dyslexia too! I hate poor spelling and grammar but some people really can't help it. "

Please stop offering dyslexia as an excuse. Most dyslexics, myself included, take time to spell properly and form coherent sentences; or they do not write at all.

I suspect strongly those using “no” instead of “know”, mixing up “their” and “there”, “where” and “wear” and the old favourite “discrete” and discreet” either do not know or they are too lazy to find out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?

totally agree x

either laziness or poor education

Not necessarily. Dyslexia too! I hate poor spelling and grammar but some people really can't help it.

Please stop offering dyslexia as an excuse. Most dyslexics, myself included, take time to spell properly and form coherent sentences; or they do not write at all.

Maybe they do not know but lets be honest if you were typing a reply would you take time to look it up in a Dictionary/Thesaurus ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't it ironic? The misuse of your when you're is required is the one that winds me up for some reason. Everyone makes mistakes, it's when the errors are repeated I find sad.I love English language.

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By *oloist 81Woman over a year ago

wigan

Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha.

Double thumbs up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?"

yeah, i fink you should cheque your own spellin Mister cleva clogs

"I met with Brook again last night, lovely meal where we seemed to put the world to tight"

I hate it when the world is too tight, dont you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tin hat time!

I am appalled at some of the grammatical and spelling mistakes on some peoples profiles on here.

Am I the only one to have this opinion?"

I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm appaled but I notice the simple mistakes and I give an inward sigh. The worst ones are women / woman, their / there, your / you're, here / hear.

My English spelling is crap, my Welsh spelling is great obviously lol. My laptop and phone have autocorrect but my tablet is another matter and is no help whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a life mate ffs!!

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 18/02/14 03:26:04]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get a life mate ffs!!"

So you would fuck someone you have no mental connection with?

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By *issmekate xxxWoman over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

"Get a life mate ffs!!

So you would fuck someone you have no mental connection with?"

For me ..... absolutely not !!! But each to their own I guess !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish..... This was all I had to worry about x I just smile to myself about errors but stressing over it is just stupid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wish..... This was all I had to worry about x I just smile to myself about errors but stressing over it is just stupid.

I'm not stressing, I had a quiet moment yesterday and thought I would post about it. It seems it has been quite a discussion point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had mental correction lol.

And have a mental connection with someone who doesn't always manage correct spelling and im a pedant. The guy is very articulate when talking and makes me laugh because he has such a quick mind, just trips up with the same dozen words repeatedly. Only a fool would drop someone they liked on that basis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had mental correction lol.

Very similar to us. We like intelligent articulate people and well written profiles. Spelling and grammar while an indicator are far from the primary basis for identifying those characteristics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So what would people prefer a mental connection, or grammer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what would people prefer a mental connection, or grammer?"

Most def, a mental connection, its needed in this game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what would people prefer a mental connection, or grammer?

Most def, a mental connection, its needed in this game

"
yes I know we would

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well if your intention is to have great sex the mental connection is vital. Although I love a good profile and my interest often starts there it's a small piece of the jigsaw. When im in the throes of passion im not thinking "and he has such a talent for sentence structure" or "his past participles! Oh my God, so hot"

Bad grammar might not be sexy to some but criticising others short-comings is a total turn-off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well if your intention is to have great sex the mental connection is vital. Although I love a good profile and my interest often starts there it's a small piece of the jigsaw. When im in the throes of passion im not thinking "and he has such a talent for sentence structure" or "his past participles! Oh my God, so hot"

Bad grammar might not be sexy to some but criticising others short-comings is a total turn-off."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bad grammar might not be sexy to some but criticising others short-comings is a total turn-off."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bad grammar, bad spelling doesn't mean is poor at communicating

forget the snobbery and try having fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bad grammar, bad spelling doesn't mean is poor at communicating

forget the snobbery and try having fun"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm less worried than I used to be on the spelling. Mostly it's down to people being in a rush and their pudgey digits not hitting the right key.

The issue with grammar is just one of communication; if I have to read a sentence four or five times to get the meaning, then it irritates me. Hence, eats, shoots and leaves is such a picante example.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bad grammar, bad spelling doesn't mean is poor at communicating

forget the snobbery and try having fun"

A classic case in point. I had to read your first sentence three times and still am at a loss as to your intention.

Sorry. Dismissing it as snobbery is not helpful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm less worried than I used to be on the spelling. Mostly it's down to people being in a rush and their pudgey digits not hitting the right key.

I wouldn't disagree but the majority of people who have trouble with spelling and grammar make the same (small) mistakes repeatedly rather than being indecipherable.

Personally I find the characteristic of picking on such flaws as unsexy as it comes.

I'd choose someone who mixed up there, their and they're over someone tut-tutting at others every time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bad grammar, bad spelling doesn't mean is poor at communicating

forget the snobbery and try having fun

A classic case in point. I had to read your first sentence three times and still am at a loss as to your intention.

Sorry. Dismissing it as snobbery is not helpful. "

However, I understood first time, that must make me dead, dead cleverer.

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

Bad grammar might not be sexy to some but criticising others short-comings is a total turn-off."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bad grammar, bad spelling doesn't mean is poor at communicating

forget the snobbery and try having fun

A classic case in point. I had to read your first sentence three times and still am at a loss as to your intention.

Sorry. Dismissing it as snobbery is not helpful.

However, I understood first time, that must make me dead, dead cleverer."
I understood first time too, and have have taken it as q straight talking man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont judge people for bad spelling,im not after meeting brain sugeons,alot of people are dyslesic or like me cant spell it and sometimes cant write english but can talk it x as long as i can understand them im happy x

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By *extoysareusCouple over a year ago

kinky heaven

Shouldn't your name be Chris Peacock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Classic, hadn't even spotted that gem!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bad grammar, bad spelling doesn't mean is poor at communicating

forget the snobbery and try having fun

A classic case in point. I had to read your first sentence three times and still am at a loss as to your intention.

Sorry. Dismissing it as snobbery is not helpful.

However, I understood first time, that must make me dead, dead cleverer."

Well done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/02/14 09:59:57]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bad grammar, bad spelling doesn't mean is poor at communicating

forget the snobbery and try having fun

A classic case in point. I had to read your first sentence three times and still am at a loss as to your intention.

Sorry. Dismissing it as snobbery is not helpful.

However, I understood first time, that must make me dead, dead cleverer.

Well done. "

Mercy bucket x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bad grammar, bad spelling doesn't mean is poor at communicating

forget the snobbery and try having fun

A classic case in point. I had to read your first sentence three times and still am at a loss as to your intention.

Sorry. Dismissing it as snobbery is not helpful.

However, I understood first time, that must make me dead, dead cleverer.

Well done. "
Yes your right. x Maybe its on of them look at me posts really ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What attracted me even more to by FWB was his spelling and grammar, doesn't use text speak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think it matters at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think people need to realise that catastrophe and a cats bum on a wooden plaque.........cat ass trophy are not the same thing

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

Kwite oanistly a coodny gie a munkies .... Lyfes to shoart .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kwite oanistly a coodny gie a munkies .... Lyfes to shoart .....

Well said what ever that was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kwite oanistly a coodny gie a munkies .... Lyfes to shoart .....

Understood every word

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By *illyrocCouple over a year ago

north west

Nothing in the world bores me more than people moaning and looking for spelling mistakes on a site like this ,Get a life or join a book club

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

"Kwite oanistly a coodny gie a munkies .... Lyfes to shoart .....

Understood every word

nice te see ye huvny loast yur ability te reed flooant gibberish ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't it ironic? The misuse of your when you're is required is the one that winds me up for some reason. Everyone makes mistakes, it's when the errors are repeated I find sad.I love English language."

I totally agree with you, it drives me crazy when so many people use your when they mean you're. I don't know why it bothers me so, I've tried to tell myself it doesn't matter. But sod it! It DOES matter! Bad / lazy spelling turns me off, end of story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kwite oanistly a coodny gie a munkies .... Lyfes to shoart .....

Understood every word

Breaking new ground eh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, l want to fuck em not marry em!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone makes mistakes and no one should criticise that, but I don't like the lazy text speak language some people choose to use, just my preference. That said, if I got a message saying "u wanna fuk" from a super hot female or couple, I might put my prejudice to the side! Hypocritical? You bet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Personally I think that comment about grammar is a little arrogant, did you ever stop to think that some people might be dyslexic or have other forms of learning problem? End of the day this is a swinging site so I don't see how relevant it is when were all here to get laid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This must really make those that want a laugh on the forums very inferior of joining in if they are not quite up to scratch.

Take people as they are, there is no need for a CV and cover letter for a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bad grammar, bad spelling doesn't mean is poor at communicating

forget the snobbery and try having fun

A classic case in point. I had to read your first sentence three times and still am at a loss as to your intention.

Sorry. Dismissing it as snobbery is not helpful. "

dismissing others for their education is mucher more not helpful.Personally I dont give a toss if a comma or apostrophe is missing here and there...I type "ur" instead of "your/you're".I can write a report easily enough when it needs to be done..thankfully shagging people never really needs something like that.

I'd consider u not understanding my comment as u not having very good barrier to communication learning..thats not an insult by any means, just that u cant appear to decipher something that wasnt really that hard to understand because it wasnt written in a high grammatical form.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spelling mistakrs are legit. It just mskes me moore authentick

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Some people care, some don't.

Finis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel a bit sorry for him now. Come back mr spelling bee man, your forgivened.

Drs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally I think that comment about grammar is a little arrogant, did you ever stop to think that some people might be dyslexic or have other forms of learning problem? End of the day this is a swinging site so I don't see how relevant it is when were all here to get laid "

I certainly don't want to fuck anybody with learning problems.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I certainly don't want to fuck anybody with learning problems.

what a stupid comment, to take things out of context..or are u really just that ignorant to the various learning difficulties that are around.

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By *ing and RideCouple over a year ago

stockport

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:22:07]

Translation: I'm having a fecking good time folks!!!

I totally agree intelligence for me is a massive turn on and if people can't be bothered to spell correctly then it shows they don't read....reading teaches one to spell even if it's The Sun newspaper .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I certainly don't want to fuck anybody with learning problems.

what a stupid comment, to take things out of context..or are u really just that ignorant to the various learning difficulties that are around."

I think you may be getting ignorant mixed up with arrogant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:22:07]

Translation: I'm having a fecking good time folks!!!

Intelligence comes in many forms, some of you are using your own "intelligence" as a stick to beat others with because you are able to spell, how very sad. You think you'd know better.

And somehow your excellent paragraph structure and correct placing of apostrophes makes you and others like you more sexually alluring?

What about emotional intelligence? social intelligence? Not to mention humour, a kind heart and humility (despite the extensive vocabulary some of you are blessed with I suggest you look up that last word)

I wonder if some people realise just how unattractive and unsexy a trait superciliousness is.

Yuck. It all puts me in mind of Richard Briers in Ever Decreasing Circles for those old enough.

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By *ing and RideCouple over a year ago

stockport

"[Removed by poster at 17/02/14 17:22:07]

Translation: I'm having a fecking good time folks!!!

Intelligence comes in many forms, some of you are using your own "intelligence" as a stick to beat others with because you are able to spell, how very sad. You think you'd know better.

And somehow your excellent paragraph structure and correct placing of apostrophes makes you and others like you more sexually alluring?

I wonder if some people realise just how unattractive and unsexy a trait superciliousness is.

Yuck. It all puts me in mind of Richard Briers in Ever Decreasing Circles for those old enough."

Chris peacock you did right putting your tin hat on....my your post has ruffled a few feathers that's for sure. Take pin out,throw it and sit back an watch lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does make me laugh when people are being crass, insensitive, judgemental and generally unpleasant that suddenly they pretend they were merely agitators when someone calls them on their behaviour.

Sorry, doesn't wash with me. If you read the posts on here it's clear this is genuinely how these people think, either that or the suggestion is they are quasi-trolls who post for attention, not sure which is more tragic.

Neither is sexy that's for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does make me laugh when people are being crass, insensitive, judgemental and generally unpleasant that suddenly they pretend they were merely agitators when someone calls them on their behaviour.

Neither is sexy that's for sure."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does make me laugh when people are being crass, insensitive, judgemental and generally unpleasant that suddenly they pretend they were merely agitators when someone calls them on their behaviour.

Neither is sexy that's for sure."

I'm always crass..fuckable ass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does make me laugh when people are being crass, insensitive, judgemental and generally unpleasant that suddenly they pretend they were merely agitators when someone calls them on their behaviour.

Neither is sexy that's for sure.

I'm always crass..fuckable ass!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse."

That did make me snigger, but it's still not sexy, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I certainly don't want to fuck anybody with learning problems.

what a stupid comment, to take things out of context..or are u really just that ignorant to the various learning difficulties that are around."

Nothing stupid about not taking advantage of someone with learning difficulties and that is putting aside my sapiosexual inclinations.

Go look it up

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By *extoysareusCouple over a year ago

kinky heaven

What gets me is the Am I the only one? threads as if they are special or sonething

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse."

In some Villages that would make perfect sense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

In some Villages that would make perfect sense

It be worse with a stutter

Uncle Jack jack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

That did make me snigger, but it's still not sexy, sorry."

Darn it. I guess I missed the point.

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By *ing and RideCouple over a year ago

stockport

"Does make me laugh when people are being crass, insensitive, judgemental and generally unpleasant that suddenly they pretend they were merely agitators when someone calls them on their behaviour.

Neither is sexy that's for sure."

I presume that was directed at myself, Pam not Tommy here. Everyone has a right to express what they feel/think and the fact that I said I find intelligence sexy and bad grammar not is surely my prerogative. You are indeed entitled to your opinion as am I but I feel yours is a tad aggressive. Check my post and it was in no way aggressive or nasty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

In some Villages that would make perfect sense

It be worse with a stutter

Uncle Jack jack"

I'd change my uncle's name then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

That did make me snigger, but it's still not sexy, sorry.

Darn it. I guess I missed the point. "

Wildly, but they're not points they're full-stops and thankfully, yours are all in place.

As long as we cross our eyes and dot our teas we'll rub along just fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can read and understand it, I don't see any problem. I'm sure there will be forums on grammar and spelling for the pedants amongst us. I'm not going to hold a persons level of education against them. If I see a badly written post and someone correcting it I know who I think the tosser is.

Right who is going to write the forum entrance exam…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

That did make me snigger, but it's still not sexy, sorry.

Darn it. I guess I missed the point.

Wildly, but they're not points they're full-stops and thankfully, yours are all in place.

As long as we cross our eyes and dot our teas we'll rub along just fine."

It's ice and tees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

That did make me snigger, but it's still not sexy, sorry.

Darn it. I guess I missed the point.

Wildly, but they're not points they're full-stops and thankfully, yours are all in place.

As long as we cross our eyes and dot our teas we'll rub along just fine."

Searched the whole alphabet. Including symbols. But I really wanted to cross our eyes and dot our teas. But all I have is.

( .) (. )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

That did make me snigger, but it's still not sexy, sorry.

Darn it. I guess I missed the point.

Wildly, but they're not points they're full-stops and thankfully, yours are all in place.

As long as we cross our eyes and dot our teas we'll rub along just fine.

Searched the whole alphabet. Including symbols. But I really wanted to cross our eyes and dot our teas. But all I have is.

( .) (. )

And on that bombshell...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

That did make me snigger, but it's still not sexy, sorry.

Darn it. I guess I missed the point.

Wildly, but they're not points they're full-stops and thankfully, yours are all in place.

As long as we cross our eyes and dot our teas we'll rub along just fine.

Searched the whole alphabet. Including symbols. But I really wanted to cross our eyes and dot our teas. But all I have is.

( .) (. )

Oops I guess FabSwingers does not support Unicode.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grammar:

The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.

Our brains can fill in the words easily. Have you ever seen the sentence that has been misspelled but we can still read it.

However, incorrect grammar or structure can confuse people.

Commas matter:

I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

That did make me snigger, but it's still not sexy, sorry.

Darn it. I guess I missed the point.

Wildly, but they're not points they're full-stops and thankfully, yours are all in place.

As long as we cross our eyes and dot our teas we'll rub along just fine.

Searched the whole alphabet. Including symbols. But I really wanted to cross our eyes and dot our teas. But all I have is.

( .) (. )

And on that bombshell..."

Sorry, I was a computational linguist. This site got the worst of me.

Controlling myself now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On reflection and in relation to the site I would rather get close to a shit speller that spells clap clop than a fantastic speller ho can not only spell clap but has it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you been tested for the clap?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you been tested for the clap? "

Yep I got 79db for applause at a conservative fund raising rally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or was it a labor rally?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I'm ok with spelling grammer not great punctuation is shocking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The next one should be a misquote about Grandma and smelling.

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