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over a year ago
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"Is frantically trying to convert drachma to pennies lol  "
It's a no longer used currency except in Fab auctions....got to use up my old travel currency somewhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Free to a good home 
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain  "
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could this be a charitable thing?
what like a charity shag? 
Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches "
Id give 50p to spank that ass |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
A seaside town near you! |
"Is frantically trying to convert drachma to pennies lol
It's a no longer used currency except in Fab auctions....got to use up my old travel currency somewhere "
I'm sure I've got some rubles somewhere in the house hehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ? "
Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is frantically trying to convert drachma to pennies lol
It's a no longer used currency except in Fab auctions....got to use up my old travel currency somewhere "
Would have been worth 72p |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ? "
I have a spare room for your shoes and you shall be fed and watered as long as you service all of my needs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ?
Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!! "
Miss calculation please excuse me! That's 6.43 pairs per day !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ?
Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!! "
Because I'm a centipede with some legs missing lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ?
Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!! "
If you need to ask... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ?
Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!
Miss calculation please excuse me! That's 6.43 pairs per day !! "
I won't mention the boots then add another 12 pairs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ?
I have a spare room for your shoes and you shall be fed and watered as long as you service all of my needs "
Of course sir ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ?
Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!
Because I'm a centipede with some legs missing lol"
Errm? Don't cum from Cuba do you?? |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ?
Why would anybody need 45 pairs of shoes ?? That's 5 pairs per day for every day of the week!!
Because I'm a centipede with some legs missing lol"
I had images of being able to recreate a scene from the human centipede then   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is frantically trying to convert drachma to pennies lol
It's a no longer used currency except in Fab auctions....got to use up my old travel currency somewhere
I'm sure I've got some rubles somewhere in the house hehe "
Worth more than Drachma if you've got 300 that's worth £5.10.
Tell you what I'll throw in a 1972 Wagon Wheel from my memorabilia box too |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ?
I have a spare room for your shoes and you shall be fed and watered as long as you service all of my needs
Of course sir ! "
Yay I have a new slave!
Report to my house immediately and wait outside until I decide to return please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol
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Hate curry and chili would you swap them for pudding instead ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm putting myself up
Starting bid 1p 
3p and a pack of fizzy Cola bottles for.the window licker! "
£1 a box of fizzy cola bottles and a weekend with you I am your window licker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm up for it lol can send pics if requested and.. I can ...Hoover ...wash dishes ...iron ...and lick lol 
Might grab my purse "
Can't send pic to you to see what you think I'm worth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ?
I have a spare room for your shoes and you shall be fed and watered as long as you service all of my needs
Of course sir ! Yay I have a new slave!
Report to my house immediately and wait outside until I decide to return please"
Prefer the word. Sub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol
Hate curry and chili would you swap them for pudding instead ? "
Most certainly.....what would you like...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol
Hate curry and chili would you swap them for pudding instead ?
Most certainly.....what would you like...? "
most things sweet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve
Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans "
Just give me one of the ones that is missing off of your top  |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
" Free to a good home
Pack your bags then missus, I'm not one to miss out on a bargain
I do come with lots of baggage.
Got room for my 45 pairs of shoes ???
Do I get fed an watered ?
I have a spare room for your shoes and you shall be fed and watered as long as you service all of my needs
Of course sir ! Yay I have a new slave!
Report to my house immediately and wait outside until I decide to return please
Prefer the word. Sub "
works for me, you'll find that I'm a caring master |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol
Hate curry and chili would you swap them for pudding instead ?
Most certainly.....what would you like...? most things sweet "
I drink lots of pineapple juice and my liquidity is good I'll offer 300 Philippines Pesos plus I'll throw in some chocolate sauce too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I offer myself for 10p......I cook a mean curry, also lasagna, chilli or roast dinner if you prefer lol
Hate curry and chili would you swap them for pudding instead ?
Most certainly.....what would you like...? most things sweet "
I'll do You strawberries and cream if I can have a slice of your pie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could this be a charitable thing?
what like a charity shag?
Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches "
Can I donate myself to IO..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could this be a charitable thing?
what like a charity shag?
Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches
Can I donate myself to IO..... "
Quickly checks what other foreign currency he'll never use again to bid.... |
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"So you bid on a fellow fab person and they can agree your bid and well the rest is up to you... "
A bag of frozen chips to go with the peas and we can have the Bacon on a butty in the morning lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve
Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans
Just give me one of the ones that is missing off of your top "
It's a zip lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve
Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans
Just give me one of the ones that is missing off of your top
It's a zip lol "
I was distracted by a couple of things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve
Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans
Just give me one of the ones that is missing off of your top
It's a zip lol
I was distracted by a couple of things "
Really ? The red a bit bright ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could this be a charitable thing?
what like a charity shag?
Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches
Can I donate myself to IO..... "
Give yourself to me, I will own you. |
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"Could this be a charitable thing?
what like a charity shag?
Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches
Can I donate myself to IO.....
Give yourself to me, I will own you. "
After I own that sock...and the leg...and the thigh...oooooooh and that ass too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Place your bids ladies i'm coming in with no reserve
Might bid so you can buy a button for your jeans
Just give me one of the ones that is missing off of your top
It's a zip lol
I was distracted by a couple of things
Really ? The red a bit bright ?? "
....Love your profile as gave me a giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could this be a charitable thing?
what like a charity shag?
Yeah, I guess, the food bank is always looking for tins I peaches
Can I donate myself to IO.....
Give yourself to me, I will own you. "
Excellent....off to pack my bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What can I get for a rather large batch of belly button fluff?
A lick and a slap on your bum and a bum fluffer if you ask nicelu! Will that do? "
Hell yeah! |
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