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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time.
I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet.
So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone.
Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time.
I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet.
So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone.
Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us.
Don't despair "
Your doing well then 
Any Beer ? 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time.
I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet.
So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone.
Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us.
Don't despair "
Lol, do we have to want that exact criteria! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time.
I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet.
So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone.
Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us.
Don't despair
Lol, do we have to want that exact criteria! "
And what exactly in that description is not to like  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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It takes time to arrange things on here. Let's say we have a party or a GB it can take me at least a whole day if not more of messaging... And I mean solidly sat at laptop replying and answering questions.
Again from initial messaging to people that actually show I'd say this is 50% max.
Most of the people likely to show up are the ones who email closest to the event time.
Probably after agreeing they went back and checked out profile properly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time.
I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet.
So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone.
Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us.
Don't despair "
This is true...many women probably do get zillions of messages per day, I on the other hand apply my filters so I don't have to wade through the tons of mundane sycophantic shite. Still, as you can see from my daily fucktard count, people can't read simple BLOCK CAPITAL SENTENCES (2 OF THEM!) people still chance their arm...so fuck them I say, im sticking to my guns and blocking the numpties who refuse to read a profile!  |
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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time.
I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet.
So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone.
Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us.
Don't despair
This is true...many women probably do get zillions of messages per day, I on the other hand apply my filters so I don't have to wade through the tons of mundane sycophantic shite. Still, as you can see from my daily fucktard count, people can't read simple BLOCK CAPITAL SENTENCES (2 OF THEM!) people still chance their arm...so fuck them I say, im sticking to my guns and blocking the numpties who refuse to read a profile! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Still, as you can see from my daily fucktard count, people can't read simple BLOCK CAPITAL SENTENCES (2 OF THEM!) people still chance their arm...so fuck them I say, im sticking to my guns and blocking the numpties who refuse to read a profile! "
I politely thank them for reading my profile . Sarcasm used well methinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time.
I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet.
So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone.
Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us.
Don't despair
Lol, do we have to want that exact criteria!
And what exactly in that description is not to like "
You like gayers...ewwww  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet.
Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet.
Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic "
No chance of a Sympathy Beer then ? 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet.
Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic "
Very true, its a positive attitude despite your flaws that get you noticed .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet.
Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic
No chance of a Sympathy Beer then ?
DesperateofDagenham "
Well as our couple meet rate is so crap I don't suppose we can refuse 
Okay we will lower our standards, put the cork back in the wine bottle and open a tinny |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet.
Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic
No chance of a Sympathy Beer then ?
DesperateofDagenham
Well as our couple meet rate is so crap I don't suppose we can refuse
Okay we will lower our standards, put the cork back in the wine bottle and open a tinny "
Cork ? blimey you are poshe, We usually buy those industrial sized plonk in a box and a Part 7 gallon ...*Hic* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet.
Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic
No chance of a Sympathy Beer then ?
DesperateofDagenham
Well as our couple meet rate is so crap I don't suppose we can refuse
Okay we will lower our standards, put the cork back in the wine bottle and open a tinny
Cork ? blimey you are poshe, We usually buy those industrial sized plonk in a box and a Part 7 gallon ...*Hic*"
Okay I was trying to impress you - screw cap  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tell 'em like it is OP .
I have a vagina and guess what, I probably could have gazillions of meets (not known to exaggerate ) if I just wanted a long, sticky, wet hard thing , but having preferences means I don't get gazillions... shocking but true .
Sometimes we get messages along the lines of " can we meet now" or "fancy a fuck this morning" kind of thing. And sometimes I play along and reply back "yes what time can you get here". This is always returned with "can I see your face photos please"...
Looks like some of these guys are also being too fussy
No  its so they know not to come on to your neighbours by mistake "
And talking of percentages we get around 20% of our meets go to our neighbours house first
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my opinion the people who enjoy the most success on this site aren't necessarily the best looking or have the best bodies.... They have the best attitudes. And this really is aimed at single guys now following a lot of "why can't I get a meet " , " why are people so rude" threads .. As soon as you start with that frame of mind and start posting updates on your profiles about how everyone on here are fake or time wasters, you may as well delete you account there and then. Negativity will not get you a meet.
Then you look at some guys on here who enjoy regular meets, some of whom have only recently joined. Is it magic
No chance of a Sympathy Beer then ?
DesperateofDagenham
Well as our couple meet rate is so crap I don't suppose we can refuse
Okay we will lower our standards, put the cork back in the wine bottle and open a tinny
Cork ? blimey you are poshe, We usually buy those industrial sized plonk in a box and a Part 7 gallon ...*Hic*
Okay I was trying to impress you - screw cap "
I'm impressed if the Bottle doesnt have Sarsons on the Label |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Okay we will lower our standards, put the cork back in the wine bottle and open a tinny
Cork ? blimey you are poshe, We usually buy those industrial sized plonk in a box and a Part 7 gallon ...*Hic*
Okay I was trying to impress you - screw cap
I'm impressed if the Bottle doesnt have Sarsons on the Label "
If you caught gay you'd be perfect for us |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Our very grumpy profile puts off most of those that actually bother to read it
I don't read it I just perve the pics
We just had a large influx of mail; I'm guessing from this post!"
Nom nom feast your eyes guys then get in their inbox |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Crikey, so your neighbours get 20& hit rate without even joining !
apparently she's a psychic so hopefully she'll have seen them coming anyway "
Think yourself lucky, my neighbours neighbour is a psycho.
I just luve electro ferapy
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By (user no longer on site)
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I know I'm no Brad Pitt, and I'm never going to be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm a nice guy I like pleasuring women and I think I do it well, so if I message someone, I always make sure I've read their profile and I try and refer to some of that in my message, if she decides not to reply then I'll survive and I'll keep plugging anyway, doesn't mean I just message everything and everyone though, we're all here for fun in some way shape or form, so I don't understand the negative reactions and the slander that gets thrown about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Our very grumpy profile puts off most of those that actually bother to read it
I don't read it I just perve the pics
We just had a large influx of mail; I'm guessing from this post!"
Its amazing what a bit of advertising does for the hitrate !
(Nice Jaaaaag (as Clarkson would say) by the way) |
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"This is for anyone on this site that thinks everyone else - usually this category is single fems and couples - get exactly what they want all of the time.
I would like to point out that the rare message we send to others that we initiate, our return rate is probably 25%. From this 25% I'd say only 5% respond positively. From that 5% I'd say half turn out to be people who never intend to meet.
So there you have it. Life on fab is not all plain sailing for anyone.
Now we just look out for people who like older, smoking, gay friendly, wine guzzling, gobby, chubby, munters like us.
Don't despair "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It takes time to arrange things on here. Let's say we have a party or a GB it can take me at least a whole day if not more of messaging... And I mean solidly sat at laptop replying and answering questions.
Again from initial messaging to people that actually show I'd say this is 50% max.
Most of the people likely to show up are the ones who email closest to the event time.
Probably after agreeing they went back and checked out profile properly "
Good to know it's not just us that happens to! x |
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