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favourite chat up line????
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come along people and throw us your best and worst chat up lines...they can be ones you use or had used on you...see who can come up with the best lol.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come along people and throw us your best and worst chat up lines...they can be ones you use or had used on you...see who can come up with the best lol.... "
What do I win?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Cos you must have landed fucking hard"
I've had someone say that to me.
Seriously I was about 20 years old and I thought she was trying to be funny.
I was in a club and I misunderstood what she said and I walked off.
My mate was in earshot of it and asked me wtf I was doing...
Never saw her again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Cos you must have landed fucking hard
I've had someone say that to me.
Seriously I was about 20 years old and I thought she was trying to be funny.
I was in a club and I misunderstood what she said and I walked off.
My mate was in earshot of it and asked me wtf I was doing...
Never saw her again. "
And here I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your face is like a peach....football peach!
Your teeth are like stars they come out at night!
Two great things come from Manchester beautiful women and football players!! ..what position do you play? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Welsh mate of mine used to walk up to ladies and in a soft Soutb Wales with a deep tone "My name's Bryn and I've got a boat". Very successful. I must say we did have a yacht we were using....a company yacht we could hire for a fiver for a weekend |
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Best one i had was last week in a blinds shop....the young girl said to me and i swear on my life im not lying....
Do you want to be my friend with benefits . .cheeky girl.
Her mate was on the internet looking at plenty of fish ..hasten to add i keep turning up at the shop ....lol |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
This maybe premature,,,,, but yours is the prettiest face I ve cum across,, |
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