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Jokes you can't tell, or type, anymore.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was in a leading supermarket this afternoon, and a gay guy at the deli counter asked for 400g of salami. The assistant asked if he wanted it sliced.
"asbsolutely not, what do you think i am, a money box?" |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Justin Moorhouse said it well at a gig. He said that after the show he's happy to chat, but if someone wants to tell him the sort of joke that you have to look left and right before you tell, then don't bother, as he's not interested.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Justin Moorhouse said it well at a gig. He said that after the show he's happy to chat, but if someone wants to tell him the sort of joke that you have to look left and right before you tell, then don't bother, as he's not interested. "
Jimmy Carr always tries to go 'one better' on the offensive joke scale with the crowd. Interesting to see who laughs, who groans - and the odd few who actually look shocked!
Seen him a fair few times and I'm yet to be offended!  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
One of my faves is "I used to be a necrophiliac until this rotten cunt split on me"...
I read sickiepedia and some of the jokes on there cause me to use the "unexpected anal" smiley 
It's called sickiepedia for a good reason! |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"I reckon three quarters of the jokes I know would have me banned from the Friends Of Ferguson Heritage website if I posted them on there!  "
One I had removed with a warning from the FOFH site was the one about certain Asian persons dying at an incedent at a certain international supermarket. The punchline was the supermarket`s advertising slogan. Wwork it out for yourselves or PM me for the whole joke!  |
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