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over a year ago
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I mean, really. what idiot came up with the word "penis" anyway. there's just no way to say it without it sounding really murky or dismal.
one assumes they'd used up all the good words for other anatomical labels first.. arm, elbow, nipple.. Heck, even "anus" sounds better.
Its was clearly an afterthought, after only the truly shockingly low-rent labels were left, which in my view totally explains "penis" and "scrotum".
theyre so bad, they can't even be used for anything else.. I mean, ever been on the receiving end of the long penis of the law? or ever had to get to the scrotum of the matter?
I'm suspecting not.
disappointed with the name choice.something like "spanger" ininstead of penis, and perhaps "thassock" for scrotum. maybe.
while I'm at I might as well express dissatisfaction with "sperm" too.
Jesus Christ. Ffs.
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"Penis is way better a word than vagina ....gross hate it cringe even writing it !!!!"
I have a friend that insists on calling it a vagina as its such a gross word!! |
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Crude but better i think."
oh agree, how did the "peni" ffocus group (henceforth to be identified as the PFG) allow that to slip through their grasp eh?
"wanger" at least conveys rigidity and sort of waving around a bit, which implies some sort of time tumescence and therefore size?  |
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Crude but better i think.
oh agree, how did the "peni" ffocus group (henceforth to be identified as the PFG) allow that to slip through their grasp eh?
"wanger" at least conveys rigidity and sort of waving around a bit, which implies some sort of time tumescence and therefore size? "
wanger sounds too musical |
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"I mean, really. what idiot came up with the word "penis" anyway. there's just no way to say it without it sounding really murky or dismal.
one assumes they'd used up all the good words for other anatomical labels first.. arm, elbow, nipple.. Heck, even "anus" sounds better.
Its was clearly an afterthought, after only the truly shockingly low-rent labels were left, which in my view totally explains "penis" and "scrotum".
theyre so bad, they can't even be used for anything else.. I mean, ever been on the receiving end of the long penis of the law? or ever had to get to the scrotum of the matter?
I'm suspecting not.
disappointed with the name choice.something like "spanger" ininstead of penis, and perhaps "thassock" for scrotum. maybe.
while I'm at I might as well express dissatisfaction with "sperm" too.
Jesus Christ. Ffs.
end rant.
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Haha, oh you are a troubled Squirrel indeed!! You need some kind of therapy, clearly....
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"Penis is way better a word than vagina ....gross hate it cringe even writing it !!!!"
agree. Luckily, it didn't get allocated "clunge" as the default term, but yeah. vagina. good god. really? even "v j j" cant mask the sorrow |
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Crude but better i think.
oh agree, how did the "peni" ffocus group (henceforth to be identified as the PFG) allow that to slip through their grasp eh?
"wanger" at least conveys rigidity and sort of waving around a bit, which implies some sort of time tumescence and therefore size? "
Better than wiener, that always sounds, well, weeny..........  |
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"wanger" sounds more like it could be thrown around and would suit sadistic women, or masochistic men.
or indeed others. "
thrown hard enough it'd come back and hit you
maybe a wanger is a hunting tool...  |
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"wanger" sounds more like it could be thrown around and would suit sadistic women, or masochistic men.
or indeed others.
thrown hard enough it'd come back and hit you
maybe a wanger is a hunting tool... "
well, throwing it soft wouldn't be very wise would it? |
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" a wanger is a hunting tool...
well, throwing it soft wouldn't be very wise would it?"
itd leave no marks if used to hit things.. forget rubber hoses.. dont make me resort to... the wanger of justice!! |
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"wanger" sounds more like it could be thrown around and would suit sadistic women, or masochistic men.
or indeed others.
thrown hard enough it'd come back and hit you
maybe a wanger is a hunting tool... "
there'll be a lot of starving men here then  |
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