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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Following on from Polo's single women thread Operation Awesome is officially launched. Do your part
1. Motto needed. We have had "every cock's a knock" suggested but can we improve on this?
2. Uniform. Suggestions for an Operation Awesome uniform and insignia needed.
3. Message. We need a winning message to post to men to get them to agree to a Friday and/or Saturday meet.
4. Targets. We need an ambitious and challenging target with KPIs for monitoring purposes.
Men your physical and virtual input is essential to the success of this campaign.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Is it a search for awesome guys like me?"
The search element is important but we have to get the mission plan in place. Friday isn't that far away.
Maybe a crack team is needed to work on identifying targets?
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"in an Oliver styled approach 'please may I have some more'............. 
We can use you on quality control. Your ability to size up a decent cock is legendary.
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indeed it is   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can help with number 3.
I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....
"Want a fuck"
Simple but effective"
Lol very effective indeed |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can help with number 3.
I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....
"Want a fuck"
Simple but effective
Lol very effective indeed "
No question mark so that it is a statement? How do we reel them in after that statement? |
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"I can help with number 3.
I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....
"Want a fuck"
Simple but effective
Lol very effective indeed
No question mark so that it is a statement? How do we reel them in after that statement?"
That is meant to be a statement, due to men's inability to read signs and therefore the direct approach is used.
This is then followed up by a phone call, by the woman, in the horniest voice they can do, to work out logistics etc.
The focus group is split about paying the man after, so can't really suggest that. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can help with number 3.
I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....
"Want a fuck"
Simple but effective
Lol very effective indeed
No question mark so that it is a statement? How do we reel them in after that statement?
That is meant to be a statement, due to men's inability to read signs and therefore the direct approach is used.
This is then followed up by a phone call, by the woman, in the horniest voice they can do, to work out logistics etc.
The focus group is split about paying the man after, so can't really suggest that. "
My voice is always horny, I am told. Apparently speaking in English is a turn on.
Right, Want a fuck it is then.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can help with number 3.
I got together a focus group and found the best message is.....
"Want a fuck"
Simple but effective
Lol very effective indeed
No question mark so that it is a statement? How do we reel them in after that statement?
That is meant to be a statement, due to men's inability to read signs and therefore the direct approach is used.
This is then followed up by a phone call, by the woman, in the horniest voice they can do, to work out logistics etc.
The focus group is split about paying the man after, so can't really suggest that.
My voice is always horny, I am told. Apparently speaking in English is a turn on.
Right, Want a fuck it is then.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lickety you stole my quote out of that thread!  
I did! Well spotted 
Awesome!
which you put on my post lol! "
Are you joining the campaign though? At the moment it is just Floro and me, which should increase our odds but doesn't feel big enough to be a campaign. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I find that a good moto is "I can squirt" this has attracted male attention and can guarantee almost 100% meet rating  "
I like it... I would add:
'I can squirt from my front bottom' just to save any unsavouryness in the future |
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"I find that a good moto is "I can squirt" this has attracted male attention and can guarantee almost 100% meet rating
I like it... I would add:
'I can squirt from my front bottom' just to save any unsavouryness in the future "
I thought all males knew that squirt was from the front and squits was from the back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Motto - Don't be silly, cover your willy
Uniform - toe socks, leapard print meggins and a cable knit cardigan
...i forgot the rest of the initial post. I'd have to read it again and post back.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?
Do I get some minions, too?  "
You have free rein to reign over the uniform design. Lacey is usually Q so she may be able to source some material for you.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was getting all excited until I saw the KPI bit.
No, just no."
How will we know if Operation Awesome has been successful without some KPIs?
Number of social meets converting to sexual meets for instance? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Apparently there are a few 'awesome' cocks on here - if prior forum posts are to be believed!!
*may I suggest on requesting 'hard' evidence before agreeing they are in fact awesome!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find that a good moto is "I can squirt" this has attracted male attention and can guarantee almost 100% meet rating
I like it... I would add:
'I can squirt from my front bottom' just to save any unsavouryness in the future
I thought all males knew that squirt was from the front and squits was from the back "
I learn something new every day.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"how about SHAC
I haven't come across SHAC before.
Didn't he used to play basketball before making a few dire movie appearances? "
What's he like in the sack and is he free on Friday?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"how about SHAC
I haven't come across SHAC before.stays hard after cumming lol "
I'll add that to the KPIs.
Reading other threads I think cake may need to feature somewhere in the process or at least the measurements.
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?
Do I get some minions, too?
You have free rein to reign over the uniform design. Lacey is usually Q so she may be able to source some material for you.
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Boots, fishnet tights and leopard print tops, but what accessories? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?
Do I get some minions, too?
You have free rein to reign over the uniform design. Lacey is usually Q so she may be able to source some material for you.
Boots, fishnet tights and leopard print tops, but what accessories? "
Tights, crotchless tights or stockings? We need to be clear here.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"whats a KPI
Keep Penis Inserted.
Haha I'll have that in my head now for when I next present at work..!!!"
I have to set some for an organisation I am advising. I really will have to concentrate not to insert any sexual ones.
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"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?
Do I get some minions, too?
You have free rein to reign over the uniform design. Lacey is usually Q so she may be able to source some material for you.
Boots, fishnet tights and leopard print tops, but what accessories?
Tights, crotchless tights or stockings? We need to be clear here.
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Crotchless tights are more practical, its like undercover wear, looks like tights but with one sweep f a skirt it can reveal the lady parts  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"oooh, tell me more about the uniform?
Do I get some minions, too?
You have free rein to reign over the uniform design. Lacey is usually Q so she may be able to source some material for you.
Boots, fishnet tights and leopard print tops, but what accessories?
Tights, crotchless tights or stockings? We need to be clear here.
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Crotchless tights, my legs are too skinny for stockings |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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lacey reporting for duty,i have located a special consignment of shiney pink breastplates leftover from the last campaign,and that bloody penguin is still kicking about if anyone wants to give it a good home,meanwhile british home stores have donated 200 hundred pairs of baggy pink knickers,and same of elasticated brown ladies trousers |
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"lacey reporting for duty,i have located a special consignment of shiney pink breastplates leftover from the last campaign,and that bloody penguin is still kicking about if anyone wants to give it a good home,meanwhile british home stores have donated 200 hundred pairs of baggy pink knickers,and same of elasticated brown ladies trousers"
Elastic waste = comfort |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"lacey reporting for duty,i have located a special consignment of shiney pink breastplates leftover from the last campaign,and that bloody penguin is still kicking about if anyone wants to give it a good home,meanwhile british home stores have donated 200 hundred pairs of baggy pink knickers,and same of elasticated brown ladies trousers"
See what Tina can do with the knickers and trousers. I fear they may scupper this campaign.
The breastplates will come in handy. Is there one that can accommodate Tina?
We'll adopt the penguin as our emblem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was getting all excited until I saw the KPI bit.
No, just no.
How will we know if Operation Awesome has been successful without some KPIs?
Number of social meets converting to sexual meets for instance?"
I'm willing to 'take one for the team' and stay behind working on the KPIs. It's a tough job, but I wouldn't trust anyone else with this task |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. "Recruiting new members daily"
2. Trench coat with the undies of your choice. Instead of an insignia, a badge ala cub scouts to be sewn into the arm as achievements are met - first outdoor meet, first ginger, first club etc
3. Friday and/or Saturday?
4. Monthly poll to claim bragging rights for the most badges gained. Prize is an evening with whichever male Operation Awesome votes as sacrifice - obviously I am willing to help haha |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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See what Tina can do with the knickers and trousers. I fear they may scupper this campaign.
The breastplates will come in handy. Is there one that can accommodate Tina?
We'll adopt the penguin as our emblem."
I can sew some penguin patches onto the trousers. Can we modify the breastplates? Some of us may find them a squeeze |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was getting all excited until I saw the KPI bit.
No, just no.
How will we know if Operation Awesome has been successful without some KPIs?
Number of social meets converting to sexual meets for instance?
I'm willing to 'take one for the team' and stay behind working on the KPIs. It's a tough job, but I wouldn't trust anyone else with this task "
That's the spirit! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"1. "Recruiting new members daily"
2. Trench coat with the undies of your choice. Instead of an insignia, a badge ala cub scouts to be sewn into the arm as achievements are met - first outdoor meet, first ginger, first club etc
3. Friday and/or Saturday?
4. Monthly poll to claim bragging rights for the most badges gained. Prize is an evening with whichever male Operation Awesome votes as sacrifice - obviously I am willing to help haha"
I quite like the achievement badge idea. It's also an easy way to measure our KPIs.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I haven't read it all and am not sure this is helpful but .... Can someone please explain this to me in simple language CIA I might be useful "
We're trying to ensure that single women have sex on Friday and Saturday nights. Polo is concerned that we aren't out there getting enough cock.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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See what Tina can do with the knickers and trousers. I fear they may scupper this campaign.
The breastplates will come in handy. Is there one that can accommodate Tina?
We'll adopt the penguin as our emblem.
I can sew some penguin patches onto the trousers. Can we modify the breastplates? Some of us may find them a squeeze "
What about doubleplating?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. "Recruiting new members daily"
2. Trench coat with the undies of your choice. Instead of an insignia, a badge ala cub scouts to be sewn into the arm as achievements are met - first outdoor meet, first ginger, first club etc
3. Friday and/or Saturday?
4. Monthly poll to claim bragging rights for the most badges gained. Prize is an evening with whichever male Operation Awesome votes as sacrifice - obviously I am willing to help haha
I quite like the achievement badge idea. It's also an easy way to measure our KPIs.
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sounds like a cunning plan |
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"Following on from Polo's single women thread Operation Awesome is officially launched. Do your part
1. Motto needed. We have had "every cock's a knock" suggested but can we improve on this?
2. Uniform. Suggestions for an Operation Awesome uniform and insignia needed.
3. Message. We need a winning message to post to men to get them to agree to a Friday and/or Saturday meet.
4. Targets. We need an ambitious and challenging target with KPIs for monitoring purposes.
Men your physical and virtual input is essential to the success of this campaign.
"
I can't say for certain, but I'm fairly sure unnecessarily complicating things is part of the problem leading to single women having fuck all to do (or should that be screw) so often.... rather than the solution. |
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"Bradley Cooper looks awesome
If you look like him ...im all yours
Our first female recruit. Your membership papers are in the post."
I would love to apply but I'm not sure what I'm signing up to! |
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