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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"As per my status -
I wish I were a glow worm 'cause a glow worms never glum, fore how could you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum.
Cheer up "
I could try lighting farts or something. That's as close to the sun shining out of my bum as I'm likely to get. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As per my status -
I wish I were a glow worm 'cause a glow worms never glum, fore how could you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum.
Cheer up
I could try lighting farts or something. That's as close to the sun shining out of my bum as I'm likely to get."
Always cheers me up!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As per my status -
I wish I were a glow worm 'cause a glow worms never glum, fore how could you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum.
Cheer up
I could try lighting farts or something. That's as close to the sun shining out of my bum as I'm likely to get."
Sit on a torch VV!
(Just not one like my 5D cell maglite! ) |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"As per my status -
I wish I were a glow worm 'cause a glow worms never glum, fore how could you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum.
Cheer up
I could try lighting farts or something. That's as close to the sun shining out of my bum as I'm likely to get.
Sit on a torch VV!
(Just not one like my 5D cell maglite! ) "
I have a 3 D-cell Maglite in the kitchen. Would that be better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As per my status -
I wish I were a glow worm 'cause a glow worms never glum, fore how could you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum.
Cheer up
I could try lighting farts or something. That's as close to the sun shining out of my bum as I'm likely to get.
Sit on a torch VV!
(Just not one like my 5D cell maglite! )
I have a 3 D-cell Maglite in the kitchen. Would that be better? "
You'd probably need less lube! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Pops in just to irritate the glumsters by her being bubbly and cheerful. Holds up a huge bag of blackjacks and fruit salads, points out she went out to a show last night and then legs it whilst the denizens of the Glum Corner begin to hunt for things to throw |
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