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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I was in the shower earlier having a defuzz, a properly good defuzz in preparation for some hot action! So imagine my shock and horror when blood is streaming down my legs from my lady garden. I climb out of the bath and call MrWho up to check that its nothing sinister.
Cue me sitting holding a bandage on two cuts on my labia, applying pressure!!
So instead of passion tonight I've had to put a sodding sanitary towel on (thankfully I had packed big knickers!!) to soak up anymore blood....
Doh!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"razor/labia = don't do it.
wax it, veet it, don't let the razor near it. 
when I say it, I mean your lovely lady garden. x "
oh I'm going to be using something else in future!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cor blimey!
All he wanted was a bloody good time.
...don't think he meant it literally.
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That was all I wanted Pops!! Just not literally! I've threatened to grow a growler, but been told in no uncertain terms he would prefer me not to! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooops sorry rubes but I'm kind off hope your flaps soon recover! "
he's at work tomorrow night, so I've got 48 hours lol! I'm just so bloody clumsy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should have got a man in
that's what I wanted tonight, hence the defuzz!!  
Noooo I meant get a man in to do it....much more fun and no cuts  "
Maybe next week when he's at mine, there'll be no kids around then! That or I'll be using Nair!! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"You should have got a man in
that's what I wanted tonight, hence the defuzz!!
Noooo I meant get a man in to do it....much more fun and no cuts "
This is why I get someone else to do it. It's a woman who waxes me in my case. Much easier! Not fun though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should have got a man in
that's what I wanted tonight, hence the defuzz!!
Noooo I meant get a man in to do it....much more fun and no cuts
This is why I get someone else to do it. It's a woman who waxes me in my case. Much easier! Not fun though."
I'm liking this as a plan!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooops sorry rubes but I'm kind off hope your flaps soon recover!
he's at work tomorrow night, so I've got 48 hours lol! I'm just so bloody clumsy! "
Awww bless you! Have you got any sudocreme? Looks like it's gentle love making tomorrow .... No swinging from the chandeliers!!! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was shaving my pussy the other day and genuinely managed to slit my wrist. I'm such a dork sometimes, I mean how does that even happen. Gonna get some funny looks when people at work see my wrist bandaged up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ouchers! 
This is why I shave my pussy but leave a trimmed n tidy strip  I am occasionally clumsy so no way I'm trusting myself to get that close to my lady bits with a razor blade lol
You have my sympathy |
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I nearly gave myself 3rd degree burns on one of my first meets with letsbe after trying to veet my foof!!!
Luckily by the time we had been to the cinema it had calmed down
Little nicks on highly vascular areas like that bleed like a bitch but heal rather quickly. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Bleeding Foo foos. It's a pity that Hammer never tried their hand at Dracula Porn. Heaven knows where the Van Helsing (hopefully not played by Peter Cushing this time) would put the stake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loads of pressure then a splurge of Vaseline will help it heal comfortably x
It's an extremely vascular area x so it'll bleed like a massacre x
Hope it's better soon x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mrs had an accident a few years ago doing the same thing. Never seen so much blood. Scared the hell out of her. So now it's my job to trim the lady garden. Such a hard life I lead |
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