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. English translation as follows, 1 you would make a better door than a window.2 go and boil your head(fuck off) .3go play with the busses(go away ) 4 fanny balls ( term of endearment) xxxx

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

There's 2 secrets to success....

1. Never reveal everything you know....

.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nice day for a duck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If things don't alter they'll stay the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hes as tight as two coats of paint!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

If things aint going right... Turn left!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's all gone a bit Pete Tong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dad always used to say..

My giddy ant?? I mean what does it mean?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"My dad always used to say..

My giddy ant?? I mean what does it mean?

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hahaha i use that saying all the time! And fanny's ya Aunt!

ps i use it in the context of surprise or shocked at something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can keep your head, whilst all around are losing theirs....

You haven't understood the 'kin problem...

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

Small things amuse small minds...

(and smile and I always add sometimes out loud)

while smaller minds look on...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He who laughs last didn't get the joke

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

my dad always used to say

don't lose your rag

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

if at first you dont succeed fuck it. x X X

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

When it's stormy my dad says "it's black over Bills mothers" , who is Bill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar.

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By *YLINDERCouple over a year ago

CARDIFF

Better to be late in this life than early into the next !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't even hold ya own piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If i didnt have a cock i would have nothing to play with growing up ...... Poor me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Burnin daylight

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

you couldn't get a ride in a barrel of fannys x X X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I don't have a short temper, just a quick reaction to bullshit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As much use as a chocolate fireguard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting old is inevitable growing up is optional!

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By *lippi WenwetCouple over a year ago

tynemouth

I have that much bad luck if I fell into a swimming pool full of tits and cock I would come up sucking my thumb.

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By *atinbootsTV/TS over a year ago

Market Rasen

That guy is a successful experiment in artificial stupidity...

He disappeared quicker than a fart in a whirlwind....

Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm that unlucky, if it was raining soup god would give me a fork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could fall in a bucket of tits and come up sucking my thumb

Or I couldn't win a black in a fight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you have the brains of a rocking horse

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