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By *litterbabe OP   Woman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

After yesterday's funny valentine ones giving us a laugh lets have some fun updates....

Mines up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

brilliant one popeye.

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By *tupidityDictatesWoman  over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Mines up too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They say "you are what you eat" so obviously Im a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh lord ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

"

CHEESE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *litterbabe OP   Woman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

All if them are so funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE"

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

"

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She said hurry up and meet her, she was really wet. There is no way I am going to wraysbury

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe "

Come back to London?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This was fun yest... Sooooo had to do another

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

"

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I usually have funny ones but I'm being serious today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I usually have funny ones but I'm being serious today "

Ohhh why? All ok? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I usually have funny ones but I'm being serious today

Ohhh why? All ok? X"

Yes yes fine, just serious with my update xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back .... "

Feck me flo!! Why is my room not decorated good god woman!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I usually have funny ones but I'm being serious today

Ohhh why? All ok? X

Yes yes fine, just serious with my update xx"

Okie pokie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

Feck me flo!! Why is my room not decorated good god woman! "

Haven't found a decent place yet ... its not even amusing me any more lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

Feck me flo!! Why is my room not decorated good god woman!

Haven't found a decent place yet ... its not even amusing me any more lol "

Seriously, bloodyhell flo, I don't envy you Hun, Christ you must have viewed some places.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back .... "

You should. Then i can make them all jealous by saying 'nernernerner she's in my part of town now suckersss!!'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

You should. Then i can make them all jealous by saying 'nernernerner she's in my part of town now suckersss!!'

"

Shut it pops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

You should. Then i can make them all jealous by saying 'nernernerner she's in my part of town now suckersss!!'

Shut it pops "

You know there's only one way i'd let you shut me up (that's for the Mrs by the way)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

You should. Then i can make them all jealous by saying 'nernernerner she's in my part of town now suckersss!!'

Shut it pops

You know there's only one way i'd let you shut me up (that's for the Mrs by the way)

"

This is the mrs Btw ahem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

You should. Then i can make them all jealous by saying 'nernernerner she's in my part of town now suckersss!!'

Shut it pops

You know there's only one way i'd let you shut me up (that's for the Mrs by the way)

This is the mrs Btw ahem "

Well, i don't know who i'm speaking to. You could be tricking me for all i know because i is little.

...did i tell you your lush?

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple  over a year ago

bradford


"Mines up too "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

You should. Then i can make them all jealous by saying 'nernernerner she's in my part of town now suckersss!!'

Shut it pops

You know there's only one way i'd let you shut me up (that's for the Mrs by the way)

This is the mrs Btw ahem

Well, i don't know who i'm speaking to. You could be tricking me for all i know because i is little.

...did i tell you your lush?

"

Tricking you? Daft bugger, and thankyou I bet you say that to all of the girls pops my other half doesn't come on here... We would most certainly be banned.... This it says in the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

Feck me flo!! Why is my room not decorated good god woman!

Haven't found a decent place yet ... its not even amusing me any more lol

Seriously, bloodyhell flo, I don't envy you Hun, Christ you must have viewed some places. "

Just a few

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"After yesterday's funny valentine ones giving us a laugh lets have some fun updates....

Mines up "

Mine too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

Feck me flo!! Why is my room not decorated good god woman!

Haven't found a decent place yet ... its not even amusing me any more lol

Seriously, bloodyhell flo, I don't envy you Hun, Christ you must have viewed some places.

Just a few "

You'll get there, determined Madame like you... The pitfalls of being fussy!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"She said hurry up and meet her, she was really wet. There is no way I am going to wraysbury"

Don't forget your wellies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I stepped on a Cornflake. Does that make me a cereal killer?

CHEESE

Argh!! Tried doing a heart symbol to no avail.

You know you luvs me Flo x

I have no words .... I swear I live in an alternate universe

Come back to London?

You know presently Id like to up roots and move back ....

You should. Then i can make them all jealous by saying 'nernernerner she's in my part of town now suckersss!!'

Shut it pops

You know there's only one way i'd let you shut me up (that's for the Mrs by the way)

This is the mrs Btw ahem

Well, i don't know who i'm speaking to. You could be tricking me for all i know because i is little.

...did i tell you your lush?

Tricking you? Daft bugger, and thankyou I bet you say that to all of the girls pops my other half doesn't come on here... We would most certainly be banned.... This it says in the profile. "

Before i read the profile i usually look at the bottom half of it to see if i fit the criterion lol Then i'd read from the top.

...and i don't say it to all the girls. Just the ones that tickle my beard.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought mine was funny this morning but it got misunderstood so I have changed it.

When I woke up this morning my garden had doubled in size as the fences have all been blown down. There was also a shed from who knows where in the garden. For some reason I got messages about "lady gardens" and pain.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

I have out mine up

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"I have out mine up "

#put, damn phone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i lost a spanner the other day, was not too upset, but it was a bit of a wrench.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Put mine up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put mine up "

mmmmm chocolate covered laydee...sounds lush.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put mine up

mmmmm chocolate covered laydee...sounds lush."

Yes doesn't it just

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I always have daft/funny statuses so mines up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm going to do something about this procrastination! Just you wait!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"She said hurry up and meet her, she was really wet. There is no way I am going to wraysbury

Don't forget your wellies "

When she said bring your rubbers......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Done

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